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A podcast explaining and celebrating the intricacies, wisdom and humor of cowboy/ cowpuncher/ buckaroo culture. Enjoy conversations with working cowboys, authors, musicians, business leaders and hilariously offensive news and political analysis from the viewpoint of your favorite feedlot cowboy, Matt McKinley.


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Howdy, Daylight Burners! This episode is all about coming together to help a family in need. Alicia Musheno recently suffered a brain aneurysm, leaving her paralyzed on the left side. Her brother, Ty McClellan, has organized a benefit raffle to raise funds for a specialized wheelchair. For just $50 a spot, you can enter to win some incredible prizes, including a handcrafted Halfbreed Bridal Bit, ropes, and custom spur straps—all for a good cause. 100% of the proceeds will go towards supporting Alicia's recovery and mobility needs. To enter or learn more, visit Ty McClellan's Facebook profile. Tune in to hear the full details, how to enter, and why this raffle is more than just a chance to win—it’s an opportunity to make a difference. Let's show some cowboy kindness this holiday season. 🎶 Music Credit: Burnin' Daylight by Matt Wilson. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and don’t forget: move your ass—we’re burnin’ daylight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
BHC- Why Go Whole Herd

BHC- Why Go Whole Herd

2024-12-1701:01:06

Mark Ipsen is back to talk about why seedstock producers should make the switch from thinking about reporting by the calf, to reporting by the cow.   Sponsored by: HI/ Cattle CO hislashcattle.com   Schroeder's Black Herefords schroedersBlackHerefords.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Roll Damn TEARS!

Roll Damn TEARS!

2024-12-1201:54:31

What a wild week it’s been! With Eric out studying for finals, Jake and I had plenty to say about the late-season grind of the NFL and the start of bowl season in college football. From fantasy football heartbreaks to bizarre bowl names (hello, Snoop Dogg Bowl), this episode is packed with everything you need to catch up on the action and place some smart bets. The NFL is right in that weird mid-season slog, but there’s still plenty to talk about: kneel-down controversies, playoff predictions, and some big wins in the betting department. Meanwhile, college football delivered some absolute bangers. We’re breaking down the playoff matchups, the biggest bowl game storylines, and why Alabama fans are drowning in “Roll Damn Tears.” Betting is heating up, too! Jake and I go deep on our favorite teasers, parlays, and picks for the week ahead. Plus, we might’ve gotten a little sidetracked with some hilarious takes on Snoop Dogg’s new role as a bowl game sponsor and other sports culture shenanigans. If you’re looking for laughs and insights, this episode has it all. What You’ll Hear in This Episode: 🏈 NFL Talk: Fantasy football heartbreaks, game breakdowns, and playoff buzz. 🏆 College Football: Playoff drama, bowl madness, and underdog dreams. 💰 Betting Tips: Our best bets, from teasers to moneylines. 🌐 Banter: Snoop Dogg Bowl, hilarious takes, and sports culture fun. Subscribe & Follow: 🎵 Follow on Instagram: @moveyerass 🎤 Follow Burnin' Daylight Sports: @burnindaylightsports Share the Show: If you’re loving Burnin’ Daylight, don’t forget to leave a review and share this episode with your friends. Grab a drink, settle in, and let’s talk some football. Cheers, folks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Sybian Gay for Large Marge

Sybian Gay for Large Marge

2024-12-0501:30:57

Howdy, folks—Matt McKinley here, and this week, things get downright ridiculous. Aaron, Rob, Tim, and I are back to bring you the most inappropriate, hilarious nonsense you've ever heard. We kick things off with some small-town truths and then spiral into debates you never asked for—like how long you'd endure a Sybian for a shot with Marjorie Taylor Greene (spoiler: the answers are alarming). We tackle the pressing issues of our time: hemorrhoids, airport bars, wrestling competitions, and the hierarchy of gay corn-fed farm boys. Oh, and there’s political chaos too, because what’s life without roasting some cabinet picks and fantasizing about Dick Cheney’s gangster streak? If you’ve got a beer in hand and zero respect for political correctness, welcome to the Death of Fun. This episode is proof that the world might be lame now, but we’re still here to keep it weird. Show Notes: A Proper Welcome: Dirt roads, bad jokes, and beers in boots—setting the tone. The Sybian Debate: For Large Marge? For Boebert? What’s your limit? Political Roast: Cheney, Pelosi, Trump, Kamala, and even SecDef—no one escapes. Aaron’s Hemorrhoid Chronicles: Florida tides, snorkeling infections, and why he’s sworn off beach vacations. Wrestling Practice Gone Wrong: I’m helping, I swear—but the jokes write themselves. Corn-Fed Hierarchy: Hot Midwest farm boys vs. Tim. Who comes out on top? Tales from the Road: Wedding chaos, Irish drinking feats, and airport bar adventures. Closing Thoughts: If you made it this far, you’re family. And probably as messed up as we are. This is my kind of therapy, y’all. So hit play, laugh your ass off, and let’s keep burning daylight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
n this episode, I had the pleasure of sitting down with Sarah Comeau, the newest board member of the War Party Movement. After a night of live music, dancing, and celebrating freedom, we discussed the incredible mission of WPM and got to know Sarah's inspiring story. From her roots on the Standing Rock Indian Reservation to her passion for grassroots advocacy, Sarah shared insights about the challenges facing indigenous communities, the importance of building strong alliances, and the fight against human trafficking. It’s a shorter show than usual, but we hit a long trot and covered some territory, including the critical work War Party Movement is doing to create awareness, empower women, and foster community connections. Tune in for a meaningful conversation about culture, community, and the cowboy spirit. Theme Music: "Burnin' Daylight" by Matt Wilson Follow the War Party Movement on Instagram and visit warpartyranch.org for more information and merch! Move your ass — we’re Burnin’ Daylight! 4o Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Playoff Pandemonium

Playoff Pandemonium

2024-11-3002:36:44

Welcome back to Burnin’ Daylight Sports! This week, we’re diving into the chaos of college football and the excitement of the NFL. Join Matt McKinley, Eric Winkler, and Jake Renquist as we tackle: College Football: Recap of a wild weekend: SEC battles, Big Ten upsets, and Mountain West playoff drama. Betting lines and bold predictions: Underdogs to watch and spreads to bet on. The latest College Football Playoff rankings: who’s rising, who’s falling, and the snubs we can’t ignore. Big matchups to watch: Michigan vs. Ohio State, Auburn vs. Alabama, and Notre Dame vs. USC. Playoff scenarios: Can teams like Arizona State and UNLV keep their Cinderella stories alive? NFL: Snowy showdown: Steelers vs. Browns and the beauty of classic AFC North football. Lions on fire: Are they the best team in the league right now? Baker Mayfield’s grit: Why the Buccaneers are better than their record. The Tua factor: Can the Dolphins stay in the playoff hunt? Chaos brewing in the NFL playoff race: predictions for the final stretch. This episode is packed with hot takes, in-depth analysis, and plenty of laughs. Whether you’re here for college football or the NFL, we’ve got you covered. Let’s burn some daylight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
🎙️ Saddle up, folks! In this raucous episode of Burnin’ Daylight, Matt McKinley comes to you live from Room 211 at Winners Inn & Casino in Winnemucca, Nevada. Joined by Cope Wilson, fresh off his African adventures, the conversation ranges from cowboy traditions to the camaraderie of veterans, the art of music, and the humility of starting fresh in a new skill. This one’s packed with stories, laughs, and just the right amount of chaos. 🌟 What You’ll Hear: Welcome to Winnemucca – Cope’s tales from Africa & cowboy life. The Outside Circle Show – Why playing to the crowd always wins. Humility in cowboying & Cope’s "Year of the Horse." Parallels between cowboys and soldiers – teamwork & grit. Cope’s Forrest Gump-esque adventures with Corb Lund. Why cowboy music isn’t just for cowboys – connecting communities. Legendary cowboy stories – Boots O’Neill & lessons from the trail. 🔥 Whether you’re a cowboy, soldier, musician, or just someone who loves a good story, this episode has something for you. Pour a drink, settle in, and remember: “Life’s just a gather, and you won’t catch ‘em all.” Make sure to like, subscribe, and share with your crew! Don’t forget to tag us @burnindaylight when you share this episode – we love seeing where y’all are tuning in from. 📍 Follow Matt on Instagram: 📸 Main: @moveyerass 📸 Sports: @burnindaylightsports Now, move your ass – we’re Burnin’ Daylight! Theme Music Burnin' Daylight by Matt Wilson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
What’s up, Daylight Burners? Matt McKinley here, joined by Jake Renquist and Eric Winkler for another rowdy round of Burnin’ Daylight Sports. This week, we’re all over the place with hot takes, sharp betting lines, and our usual dose of trash talk. Here’s what we’re tackling: ⏱️ [00:02:15] Bo Nix throwing footballs over mountains—rookie of the year? I’m calling it now. ⏱️ [00:10:30] The Baseball Hall of Fame debate: Bonds, A-Rod, and Manny—who’s in, who’s out, and why David Ortiz gets a pass. ⏱️ [00:25:50] College football chaos: upsets, rivalries, and why we’re living for this year’s playoff drama. ⏱️ [00:42:10] Trash talk central: breaking down CSU vs. Wyoming, Big Twelve madness, and why Mountain West fans are built different. ⏱️ [01:05:00] Betting wins and losses—we’ve got tales of triumph and heartbreak from this week’s action. We’ve got it all: stats, unfiltered banter, and a whole lot of laughs. So crack open a cold one, tune in, and let’s burn some daylight together. 🔗 Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share this episode with your sports-loving crew! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Get ready for a hard-hitting episode as Matt McKinley, Eric Winkler, and Jake Rehnquist dissect all the action from College Football Week 12 and NFL Week 11! We’re bringing you the inside scoop, hot takes, and can’t-miss moments from a weekend packed with jaw-dropping plays and season-shaking matchups. 🎙️ College Football Heats Up: We’re diving into the playoff frenzy, SEC shockers, and the underrated brilliance of teams like Wyoming and CSU. Wondering who has a shot at making a playoff run? We’ve got you covered. 🏈 NFL Highlights & Surprises: From Baker Mayfield’s comeback vibes to the Lions roaring back to dominance, we’re talking all things NFL. We break down the defining plays, top quarterbacks, and breakout performances that set the stage for a thrilling season end. 💥 Bold Predictions & Betting Insights: Whether it’s picking next week’s winners or highlighting dark horse teams, we’re here with the predictions you need to stay ahead. Catch this week’s episode of Burnin’ Daylight Sports for all the expert insights, laughs, and real talk you can handle. Follow us @burnindaylightsports, and let’s keep the fire going – after all, we’re Burnin’ Daylight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This Election Day, I’m joined by my buddy Aaron and my wife, Rebekah, to dig into the wildest election yet. We’re covering everything from hilarious campaign gaffes to our own questionable fashion choices. With predictions that hit close to home and rants that go off the rails, we’re keeping it raw and real. Get ready for a laugh and maybe a few cringes—this is an election breakdown like only we could deliver. Timestamps: 0:00 - Election Day kicks off with our own twisted anthem (yes, there’s beer and corn involved) 5:15 - Election night fashion: my American pride outfit and Rebekah’s reaction 15:30 - Aaron and I swap predictions, covering red vs. blue states and local races 30:00 - Why can’t we just get paper ballots right? A rant on U.S. voting logistics 45:20 - We’re getting real on Libertarian politics and their latest crazy moves 1:00:00 - Talking Trump: how his podcast tour strategy might actually be genius 1:15:45 - Conspiracy theories and ballot-counting drama are heating up 1:35:00 - Diving into voter turnout and key demographics in battleground states 1:50:30 - Social media’s role in fueling election night chaos 2:10:00 - Final thoughts on what makes this election truly “questionable” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dumbest. Election. Ever.

Dumbest. Election. Ever.

2024-11-0501:36:15

Join me, Matt McKinley, as we wade through what I’m calling the "Dumbest Election Ever." It’s election eve, and I’m diving into the wild predictions, voter patterns, political contradictions, and mind-boggling scenarios shaping this election. From discussing the hardcore 30% who'd back Trump through anything, to the left-right circus surrounding free speech, gun rights, and the economy—this episode covers it all. With a hopeful eye on tomorrow's results, I'm counting on chaos, maybe some memes, and just a bit of sanity. Show Notes & Timestamps: 0:00 - 2:00 | Intro - Welcome to "Burnin' Daylight," the only podcast for the working cowboy. 2:01 - 8:15 | Setting the Stage - Election eve thoughts, early voting, and Matt’s voting journey. 8:16 - 18:30 | Trump vs. Kamala - Breaking down the cult-like loyalties to Trump and Kamala’s shaky popularity. 18:31 - 24:45 | Libertarian Blues - Matt's take on the libertarian party and its stumbles. 24:46 - 34:00 | Economics & Inflation - Trump’s stimulus checks, Biden’s spending—who’s worse for the dollar? 34:01 - 40:30 | Freedom of Speech - A deep dive into censorship and who threatens free speech more. 40:31 - 47:50 | Guns & Rights - Comparing Trump's shaky gun stance to Kamala’s ambitious gun control. 47:51 - 55:40 | Unions & the Working Class - Why some union workers are leaning Trump and how Kamala fits in. 55:41 - 1:04:20 | Prediction Breakdown - Matt's electoral map prediction: who’s winning each state and why. 1:04:21 - 1:10:15 | Swing State Showdown - Pennsylvania, Arizona, and Nevada - why they’re the deciders. 1:10:16 - 1:17:50 | War & Peace - How Trump and Kamala might handle Ukraine, Israel, and global unrest. 1:17:51 - 1:25:00 | The Chaos to Come - What to expect on election night, possible outcomes, and Matt’s wild prediction. 1:25:01 - 1:29:30 | Closing Thoughts - A call to vote, to share, and stay tuned for the live stream results. Music Credits Intro: "Burnin' Daylight" by Matt Wilson Outro: "Pennsylvania Avenue" by Reckless Kelly Get ready for an unfiltered ride through election eve—strap in, vote, and let’s burn some daylight! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
From historic Grand Slams to betting heartbreaks, this episode has it ALL! We’re breaking down the most jaw-dropping plays and the painful realities of being a sports fan. Get ready to feel every high and low with us as we ride the rollercoaster of the latest baseball and football madness. 🎢 0:00 - AI Intro Fail: We tried AI for our theme song… and it bombed. But we’re kicking off strong anyway! 🎶 2:15 - Freddie Freeman’s Walk-Off Grand Slam: The home run that rocked the playoffs and secured Freeman’s legend status. 🤯 15:42 - Yankees vs. Dodgers - Rivalry Ignited: Big plays, blown leads, and the playoff matchup every fan loves to hate. 💥 24:30 - NCAA Upset Alerts: College football twists that wrecked our bets and rewrote the rankings. 📉 38:05 - God Hates the Bears: The brutal curse of being a Bears fan. Last-second losses and Chicago heartbreak! 🐻💔 47:22 - Betting Wins & Woes: Our best and worst plays this week—because sometimes we should’ve known better! 💸 1:02:10 - Can’t-Miss Predictions: Next week’s games and bets you’ll want in on before they blow up. 🎯 Hit Play now to relive the action, heartbreaks, and highlights that keep us coming back to sports week after week! 🌟 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hold on to your hats, folks—this episode of Burnin' Daylight is a wild one! Matt McKinley teams up with the one-and-only Olivia Blankenship, a straight-talking, no-holds-barred artist who's taking the cowboy world by storm. Known for her fierce wit, sharp tongue, and stunning art, Olivia brings the heat in this unforgettable conversation. From rodeo life to the struggles of being a modern-day creative, Matt and Olivia dive deep into what it really means to live the cowboy life while chasing big dreams. It's raw, it's real, and it's packed with enough laughs and life lessons to keep you coming back for more. 🚨 Warning: This episode is NOT for the faint of heart, but it’s guaranteed to give you a good time. So saddle up, hit play, and let Matt and Olivia take you on a journey through the wild West of art, life, and everything in between. Don’t miss it—your next favorite episode is just one click away! 🤠 🎶 Music Credit: Burnin' Daylight by Matt Wilson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Burnin’ Daylight Sports: MLB Playoff Shocks, College Football Showdowns & Cowboys Collapse This week, Matt McKinley & Eric Winkler dive deep into the wild world of sports! We’ve got MLB playoff surprises, college football upsets, and another brutal week for Cowboys fans. Tune in for the hottest takes, sharp analysis, and plenty of laughs! MLB Playoff Shocks: Can the Tigers recover from their division series meltdown? Plus, the Mets-Dodgers series heats up, and we talk payroll dominance in October. College Football Showdowns: Oregon smashes Ohio State’s hopes, shaking up the season. Who’s primed for a Heisman run, and which teams are bound to choke? Cowboys Collapse: The Cowboys hit a new low as the Lions dominate, and Aiden Hutchinson’s injury adds to the misery. Can Dallas bounce back? Join Matt & Eric for bold sports predictions, hilarious takes, and your weekly dose of Daylight Burners action. Be sure to subscribe for fresh episodes every Tuesday! 👉 Follow us on Social Media: Instagram: @burnindaylightsports Facebook: Burnin' Daylight Sports Time to burn daylight and talk sports! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Regular Old Whites

Regular Old Whites

2024-10-1301:30:32

Welcome back to The Death of Fun! In this episode, Jake and I go deep into the kind of chaos you’ve come to expect—where the conversation jumps from AI-generated music disasters to North Carolina getting walloped by Mother Nature. But we all know that Israel’s the hot topic right now, and we’ve got a lot to say about the latest drama on the world stage. Spoiler alert: some politicians are grifting harder than usual, and we’re not holding back. We dive into the absurdities of modern-day politics, poke fun at some conspiracy theories (seriously, 80 pounds of dry ice?), and call out the inconsistencies in disaster response. Plus, I get a little fired up about everything from California’s baseball bitchfest to the chaos brewing overseas. It’s the kind of no-holds-barred talk you tune in for, with plenty of laughs, rage, and a healthy dose of “WTF is happening?” Hit play, subscribe, and if you’re still here after all that, drop a review. We’re just getting started. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
🔥 Welcome to Burnin' Daylight Sports – where sports talk gets real, raw, and rowdy! 🔥 Matt McKinley, Eric Winkler, and Jake Renquist break down the hottest moments in sports this week. Tune in for: ⚾️ MLB Division Series Drama – Padres vs. Dodgers fireworks, Yankees-Royals twists, and a fierce Mets-Phillies showdown. 🏈 College Football Shockers – Vandy stuns Bama, goalposts take a swim, and we analyze Texas' path through the SEC. 🏈 NFL Highlights & Surprises – Ravens-Bengals thriller, Joe Flacco's stunning return, and Packers fans taking over SoFi Stadium. Love sports? Love hot takes? We’ve got you covered. Hit play to catch up on all the chaos, controversy, and big plays happening in the world of sports. 📅 Episode Highlights: 00:00 – 🔥 Kickoff: Padres poncho and the wild MLB action. 05:30 – ⚾ MLB Division Series Recap: Padres-Dodgers madness, Yankees-Royals rivalry. 10:45 – ⚔️ Mets vs. Phillies Epic Battles: Non-stop action and unforgettable moments. 16:00 – 😱 Vandy Upsets Alabama: The college football world turns upside down. 22:30 – 🏆 SEC Shake-Up: Arkansas surprises, plus Texas and Georgia's title hopes. 30:00 – 🏈 NFL Weekly Highlights: Ravens-Bengals excitement, Joe Burrow’s comeback, and Joe Flacco’s resurgence. 36:15 – 🧀 Packers on the Road: Lambeau faithful bring the noise to L.A. 42:00 – 🏈 College Football Week 7 Preview: Key games, predictions, and bold calls. 48:45 – 🚨 NFL Week 5 Recap: Commanders’ 4-1 start, Broncos’ gritty win. 55:00 – 🚀 Wrap-Up: What to watch for in sports next week. 👊 Don't miss out – hit FOLLOW and give us a 5-star rating if you’re enjoying the show. Share your thoughts in the reviews and help us climb the charts! 🎙️ Follow us on Instagram @burnindaylightsports for exclusive updates, behind-the-scenes content, and more. #MLB #CollegeFootball #NFL #SportsPodcast #BurninDaylight #Padres #VandyUpset #SEC #SportsTalk #HotTakes #MLBPlayoffs #NFLHighlights #CollegeFootballRecap #TexasFootball #FantasyFootball #WeeklySportsRecap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Buckle up, folks! We're deep into October, and the baseball diamond is hotter than ever. Join me, Matt McKinley, along with Eric Winkler and Jake Renquist, as we break down the wild MLB playoff races and look ahead to NFL Week 5. From underdog victories to last-minute heroics, we're covering the unforgettable moments that are making this postseason one for the books. Are the Tigers destined for the ALCS? Can the Padres keep their momentum alive? And is it finally time for Shohei to shine in the playoffs? But that’s not all—we shift gears to the gridiron, dissecting all the NFL Week 5 matchups and betting lines. Will the underdogs pull through again, or will the favorites dominate? We’ve got hot takes, bold predictions, and the kind of sports banter you won’t hear anywhere else. So grab a cold one and get ready to dive balls-deep into another epic week of sports. Tune in, because this episode is packed with the kind of analysis and humor that keeps the Burnin' Daylight Sports crew at the top of the podcast game. Show Notes: MLB Playoffs Update: Mets’ Wild Doubleheader and AL Wild Card Chaos Eric’s Royals: Can Kansas City shock the world? Matt’s take on October Baseball and the Tigers' epic postseason run NFL Week 5 Breakdown: Betting lines, key matchups, and bold predictions College Football Recap: A look at the rise and fall of SEC teams, and how Ole Miss and Kentucky stack up. Why Shohei Ohtani’s playoff debut could rewrite history Follow Us: Instagram: @moveyerass Website: Burnin' Daylight Sports Merch: Get your official Burnin' Daylight Sports gear at [#] Got hot takes of your own? Drop them in the comments or DM us on Instagram. Don’t forget to subscribe and leave us a review—your support keeps us burnin' bright! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Dr. Charley Martinez of the University of Tennessee joins us to talk about his recent research on bull buyer behavior, studying what information the rely on most to make the most accurate market decisions.   Sponsored by: HI/ Cattle Co hislashcattle.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
This week, we kept the college football talk short (Eric was out of town), but don’t worry – the baseball conversation was absolutely on fire! We even witnessed a Padres’ triple play live, clinching their playoff spot in dramatic fashion. If you’re into high-stakes playoff races, jaw-dropping moments, and a mix of NFL week 4 highlights, this episode is for you. From Shohei Ohtani’s unreal numbers to the intense MLB wild card battles, we cover it all. Highlights: Quick NFL Week 4 rundown College football gets a short segment Key NFL games breakdown (Giants, Packers, and more) MLB playoff talk and how it’s shaping up Padres turn a triple play live, sealing their playoff spot Shohei Ohtani’s history-making stats Wild card race drama and playoff predictions Closing thoughts and next week’s preview Music Credit: Theme music created by AI Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Episode Description: In this explosive episode of "Death of Fun," Matt and the crew dive deep into a satirical and darkly humorous discussion on geopolitics, spycraft, and the absurdities of modern warfare. From Israel’s Mossad orchestrating pager bombs to Hezbollah’s questionable phone tactics, this episode serves up a wild ride through historical and contemporary conflict with humor that pushes boundaries. Brace yourself for a mix of insightful takes, conspiracy theories, and inappropriate jokes that only this crew can deliver. Tensions rise as we discuss the hilarious mishaps of the "missing dicks in Lebanon" saga, bizarre assassinations, and why the Mossad might be the only government agency that actually gets things done. Plus, the team takes unexpected turns into catapult warfare, AI-generated songs, and the mystery of P. Diddy's latest legal issues. This episode isn't just about laughs – there's sharp commentary hidden between the lines, and if you're not careful, you might just learn something. Tune in for a conversation that blends satire, dark humor, and the absurdity of our modern world. Timestamps: [00:01:00] – Welcome to the show: Setting the stage for today’s chaotic conversation, from Matt’s introduction to the gang’s usual banter. [00:03:30] – Hezbollah and Mossad’s Pager Bombs: Explosive jokes and spycraft as the team dissects Israel’s infamous pager bomb operation. [00:12:05] – Dick Explosions in Lebanon: Dark humor as Matt and Aaron dive into the aftermath of Mossad’s operation – missing eyes, missing dicks, and all. [00:22:20] – Building a Trebuchet: When modern warfare isn’t enough, Matt and Gus decide it’s time to go medieval. [00:30:35] – AI Music Gone Wrong: The crew explores the world of AI-generated music, and why humor wrapped in copper wire is the next big thing. [00:38:05] – Trump’s Assassination Attempt: The story of the crazy man who tried to take out Trump, and how it’s eerily similar to a historical presidential assassination. [00:50:10] – Polish Betrayal and World War II: Historical deep dive into the betrayal of Poland by the British government, and what Churchill’s real legacy might be. [01:05:00] – P. Diddy, Kamala Harris, and Conspiracy Theories: Wrapping up with the latest gossip, from P. Diddy’s legal troubles to Kamala’s new “accent.” [01:15:15] – Closing Out with AI-Generated Lyrics: The gang closes with their AI-written theme song, “Boom Boom Crotch,” guaranteed to leave you in stitches. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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