It’s just me and Aaron tonight, and we’re coming in hot with a full-blown firestorm of dark humor, uncomfortable truths, and wildly irresponsible takes. If you came here for nuance... well, buckle up anyway.

We talk:

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  Gaza, Israel, and the fine art of bombing civilians

  
  


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  Trump as the 1996 Rockies: all offense, no defense, zero improvement

  
  


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  Why the A’s and Rockies are slowly killing our baseball joy

  
  


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  Jack Wilson’s kid and his beautiful, bat-to-ball OCD madness

  
  


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  Snake bounty scams in colonial India (seriously)

  
  


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  The British Empire’s ongoing legacy of chaos

  
  


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  Germany rearming—because what could possibly go wrong

  
  


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  Why the Dems think Eric Swalwell can win back the bros

  
  


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  Pride Month pullbacks, press secretary takedowns, and government gaslighting

  
  


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  And of course: racism should be specific, genocide should be vague

  
  

Plus: dark jokes, book titles, and geopolitical rants that'll either get us canceled or invited to testify before Congress.

Timestamps:

00:00 – Welcome back, idiots

03:50 – Trump, baseball, and existential disappointment

11:40 – OCD in the batter’s box: Jack Wilson Jr.

17:30 – Cobra farming and British colonial brilliance

25:00 – Gaza, genocide, and hot takes we probably shouldn’t say

37:45 – Remilitarizing Germany for the third act

46:10 – Left-wing bros and the cringe rebrand

54:20 – Pride Month gets de-gayed

1:06:40 – Oakland sucks, Denver’s broke, and everything’s dumb

1:22:00 – Targeted racism, untargeted war crimes

1:30:00 – The book title writes itself: You Gaza Be Kiddin Me

Listen now before the State Department does.

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