What starts as a completely normal conversation about dolphins somehow ends up in bull anatomy, South Park cowardice, the Trump/Putin summit, and why the border’s still a mess. Aaron and I dive headfirst into the absurd, the political, and the historically questionable — all while keeping it the way we used to talk in the dorms before the world got lame.

This episode covers:

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  (00:00 ) Dolphin “self-defense” strategies

  
  


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  (05:48 ) How bulls actually break their junk

  
  


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  (12:40 ) Catholic priest jokes, Norm Macdonald, and Trump’s Epstein problem

  
  


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  (22:10 ) South Park avoiding Biden jokes

  
  


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  (33:42 ) The boogeyman problem after Trump’s gone

  
  


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  (40:28 ) Authoritarianism from both sides

  
  


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  (52:05 ) Mexico’s Jewish president

  
  


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  (01:00:35 ) Hitler on meth, French cowardice, and WWII “what ifs”

  
  


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  (01:16:10 ) Immigration hypocrisy & Denver’s migrant bill

  
  


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  (01:27:58 ) Genders you didn’t know existed

  
  


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  (01:36:00 ) The Great Russia, Russia, Russia Summit

  
  


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  (01:55:40 ) Taiwan, Ukraine, and the “Zelensky problem”

  
  

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