On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Promo Code: DORK / Techno Geek Shirt 01:23:03 Introduction 03:15:05 A Bag Of Lays Potato Chips Ruined My Day 08:05:04 The Government Is Chemicaling An Old Lady 14:00:23 Trauma Massage Therapy 20:32:01 Prolapse Pop Music 24:39:08 Tamir’s Thoughts On Marriage 28:05:04 Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! 29:49:13 A Bunch […] The post The Horrifying Sounds Of Full Body Trauma Massages first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00 $10 White Stamp DV Logo T-Shirt – PROMO CODE: NIPPLE 01:06:03 Introduction 03:50:18 Calling All Financial Wizards: Sketchy Ass Ways To Get Quick Retirement Money 09:16:09 More Child And Mentally Disabled Standup Acts 16:43:24 A Very Thirsty Woman Gets […] The post Cosmetic Nipple Puffing first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 DV Store Radio 02:02:23 Introduction 05:57:13 Upcoming Black Friday Deals 06:48:21 The Kitchenaid Mixer Saga: The Beginning 10:44:00 The Mixer Saga: My Big Mistakes 14:47:15 The Mixer Saga: The Target Store Return 18:59:08 The Mixer Saga: Back Home – Marital Problems 27:03:07 The Mixer Saga: Ending 29:23:07 A Very Gay Man […] The post Spritzing Yourself With Cheap Ass Piss Perfume first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:02:04 Wicked Is Annoying 12:28:20 Is Chris Chan About To Be A Father? 16:23:13 More Misadventures In Prostitution 26:01:03 Freaking Out Over Your Own Hit And Run 29:02:05 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:11:04 Chuck Woolery Won’t Be Back In 2 and 2 37:15:01 Hanging Your Favorite Underwear On The […] The post Is Chris Chan Going To Be A Father? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sara Beck With The Meat Council 00:50:13 Introduction 02:29:02 Heart Monitor Time 04:29:00 If You’re Not Racist, You’re Not A Christian 08:20:04 You’re Not A Man If You Only Have One Wife 11:46:24 Witches Are Real And They *DO* Fly On Brooms 17:16:08 Mukbangin On Your Bed / Your Next President […] The post Willy Wanker And The Sexual Assault Factory first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:01:19 Satanic Weight Gain 05:10:18 Satan Gives An Update 07:08:10 Satan Confronts Meade Skelton 13:07:15 Sagittarius: A Week In Tricks / More Stuff Cramped Up Her Pooter 23:25:20 Political Freakout At The Gas Station 25:24:11 Someone Finally Pointed A Gun At The Cart Narcs 28:34:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […] The post Satanic Weight Gain and Sleep Nymphomania: Know The Warning Signs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:24:00 Tim’s Stroking Out Speaking Klingon 05:06:10 Disgusting Childrens Toys 08:23:05 Rimjob Raccoon / Cunnilingus Kangaroo Commercial 10:28:17 Skibidi Toilet And Milky Milky Jug 14:53:01 Let’s Make Dieting Racist Again 20:19:23 Support This Stupidity! Become A Sideshow Member And/Or Patron! 21:50:09 Pure Hypochondria Update 22:56:15 Nude Melanie Trump Plastered All […] The post Robbie Raccoon Says: Ass Play Is For Everyone first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:02 Introduction 02:01:23 Election Results 04:47:15 To My Listeners Who Voted For Donald Trump 05:45:12 To My Listeners Who Voted For Kamala Harris 07:30:00 Let’s Just Blame White Women 09:30:22 More Audio From My Favorite Interdimensial Time Traveling Weirdo 15:16:21 Insane Person Has A Hatred Of Disco Queen Donna Summer 18:00:20 Man […] The post Harry Potter And The Bloody Asshole Of God first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 News Break / Kroger Blue 02:36:16 Introduction 05:02:04 Kroger Patriot Commercial 07:04:03 Pastor Manning Is Back Angry With At The Homosexuals 17:52:15 The Man With The 89 Grade Point Average 26:36:20 Confronting The Man Pissing On The Sidewalk 28:46:19 Witches Get Stitches According To One Felonious Preacher 34:07:00 Don’t Donate To […] The post Preaching Against Long Legged Mack Daddies And Pinched Nosed Homos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
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Scoutk Bartholomew
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Scoutk Bartholomew
This is one of the episodes I hope people listen to as an introduction to Distorted View. Spread the Distortion. Everytime I try to get someone to listen to Timmy Boo, I lose a friend.
Scoutk Bartholomew
I'm just wondering how loud my speakers are at home? Can my neighbors hear me playing this?
Scoutk Bartholomew
my content is in this one
Michael Woden
apparently I like heard about weird messed up stuff.. I'm straight but hearing the weird things that intrest some is interesting to me.. timmy-boo is the best to bring you the what's what.. with his cartoony voice making this one of my favorite shows in podcasting.. thanks timmy-boo