Distorted View Daily

Over 18 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.

Diddy’s Freak-Offs Blew Through Gallons Of Sex Lube

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:43:04  Morning Scoop – The Breakfast Ice Cream! 05:38:19  Diddy’s Freak Offs Caused A Supply Chain Issues For Lube Makers 09:29:24  Depressed Rednecks Singing About The Evils Of Drugs And Satan 18:25:19  Is This Racist? 21:27:02  Black Woman Has Cotton Picking Hobby 25:18:17  What The Hell Is He Singing? Crappy […] The post Diddy’s Freak-Offs Blew Through Gallons Of Sex Lube first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

09-18
51:54

The Fresh Smell Of Urine Blowing In Your Face

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:16:16  Brainwashed Children 04:36:01  Smell The Piss In The Air 09:01:01  The Hawk Tuah Girl Has A Podcast 14:32:20  Libtards Vs. Animal Eating Savages 18:13:22  The Man Who Has A Joke Car Registration Tag Gets Pulled Over By Cops 26:59:07  Old Couple Angry Neighbor Knocked On Backdoor 30:02:22  Sign Up […] The post The Fresh Smell Of Urine Blowing In Your Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

09-16
13:01

Chris Chan Covers The Presidential Debate

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:52:19  Chris Chan Weighs In On The Presidential Debate 07:57:21  Creepy Diaper Fetish Pizza Loving Pedo 26:01:20  If She Wants To Go Out To Eat, She’s Gotta Fuck You For It 29:36:00  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:23:12  Sex Scammers Know Where You Live 36:14:23  American Airlines Fingers The Wrong […] The post Chris Chan Covers The Presidential Debate first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

09-12
57:25

Is Vampire Dragon Sperm Swimming Around In Your Testicles?

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:03:02  Shower Sex / Candy Cunt 04:51:14 1-900 Sex Song 07:13:18 More Old Weird 1-900 Numbers: Boglins 10:11:03  Proof Elvis Is Alive Phone Line / Insult Line 15:57:01  We Got Dragon Babies Swimming In Our Sperm, Boys! 25:06:17  Woke Video Game Lists 34:01:06  Join The Sideshow! 35:29:17  Pervert Urologist Wipes […] The post Is Vampire Dragon Sperm Swimming Around In Your Testicles? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

09-10
56:27

Sew Your Penis Head To Your Pubic Puff

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:58:20  Blackulator-Caucasiatron.Com Is Live 08:33:01  Journalist Double Downs On Growing Concrete 15:22:23  Pussy Boy Lockdown 18:09:20  Dickless Roundtable 34:03:16  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 36:14:18  Scorpion Scrotal Sting 40:33:12  Hate Preacher Wants To Shoot Some People 46:12:06  Driving The Car You Stole Right To The Police Station 49:33:22 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […] The post Sew Your Penis Head To Your Pubic Puff first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

09-05
57:28

Wet Market Live – Erotic Home Shopping!

On Today’s Show: Shop AE – America’s Favorite Erotic Home Shopping Network comes to Distorted View Daily! Listen to the hit program Wet Market Live. Want a product featured on the show? Check out these links to Adam And Eve. Remember to use PROMO CODE FREAK at check out for 50% off just about any […] The post Wet Market Live – Erotic Home Shopping! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

09-03
33:59

Big Fat Jehovah’s Witnesses Gasping For Air

On Today’s Show: Happy Labor Day! I’ve got a best of show for you, but before that, I apologize for the Wheel of Misery f-up and instead spin the Ring of Triumph to reward you listeners for your loyalty and forgiveness. PO Box Mail Unboxing Video: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH […] The post Big Fat Jehovah’s Witnesses Gasping For Air first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

09-02
52:40

Flicking Your Bean With a Barbie Arm

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:05:22  The Third Eagle of The Apocalypse Breaks Down Gangam Style 05:01:17  The End Times Prophecy Revealed In CupCakKe’s Newest Single 07:05:03  Groupon Carpet Cleaning Dispute Over Dog Piss  13:51:01  I Riled Up Meade – He’s Ready To Get Legal On Your Asses! 17:57:20  The Wheel Of Misery Punishment 22:51:11 […] The post Flicking Your Bean With a Barbie Arm first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-30
59:26

Collectible Presidential Soiled Diapers Are Now Available!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Adam And Eve! Promo Code FREAK For 50% Off + Free Shipping 01:40:17  Introduction 03:09:10  New Donald Trump Griftables Have Dropped 08:48:06  The Satellite’s Are Still Rotting Out Tony’s Teeth 10:35:18  Meade Gives Life Advice To The Youth Of America 20:30:16  Hotel Confrontation 26:34:06  Watersports And Dung – The Anthem 29:16:02 […] The post Collectible Presidential Soiled Diapers Are Now Available! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-28
52:16

Daddy Wants You To Defile His Daughter

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:02:21  Lord Douche On Distorted View Daily 06:32:21  Demented Dad Want’s You To Defile His Daughter’s Corpse 14:27:14  New Product Alert! Donald Trump Talking Fish Mouth 21:46:21  Talking Skeletrump, Maga Claus, Turkey Trump, Etc 26:32:09  Gay Man Misses Flight At Airport 30:04:09  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:55:18  When Your […] The post Daddy Wants You To Defile His Daughter first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-26
57:28

Strawberry Shartcake Straight Up Disrespects The Toilet

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:29:19  Explaining Featured Youtards / Tamir Gets Loud And Patriotic 04:56:06  When You Can’t Stop Sharting Out Strawberries 11:47:14  Old People Arguing About Shit That Doesn’t Matter 16:47:23  Another Installment Of Destroying Your Own Property To Own The Libs 27:20:00  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:41:03  Miming Masturbation Gets You […] The post Strawberry Shartcake Straight Up Disrespects The Toilet first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-22
53:08

Chris Chan’s Wild Arrest Recording Released!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:29:23  Chris Chan: The Incest Incident 06:54:08  Bodycam Audio From Chris Chan’s Incest Arrest 22:37:06  Meade’s Dream About Donald Trump 27:05:11  Kamala Harris Riding A Snake – Wet Dream? 28:33:20  Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!  30:55:00  Having Sex With A Cow In Thailand Goes Wrong 35:06:04  Fruit Smoothies Won’t […] The post Chris Chan’s Wild Arrest Recording Released! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-20
52:08

Scat Facials For A Smoother, Wrinkle Free Skin

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:52:20  That Time Satan Had His Own TV Show 09:26:04  Satanic Gay Sex 10:59:24  Eugene The Thumb Dicked R-Word 14:49:15  Let’s Play “What’s The Crazy Person On The Bus Trying To Say” 16:15:09  A Woman Gets Punched On The Subway, And Everyone Is OK With It 20:36:01 4 Pork Chops […] The post  Scat Facials For A Smoother, Wrinkle Free Skin first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-16
49:21

Erotic Book Creaming In The Public Library

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:03  Revisting Mobility Mary 07:58:02  Trump’s Awesome New Lisp 11:53:19  Man Gets Very Verbally Abusive Over A Speeding Ticket 21:56:11  Insane Person Thinks Everyon Is A KKK Pedophile 25:29:24  Milk Milk Lemonade Round The Corner Is Where Katy Perry Is 28:50:15  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:17:04  World Record N-Word […] The post Erotic Book Creaming In The Public Library first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-14
54:55

The Antichrist Is Here And Dropping Semen Bombs

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:35:09  Gabrielle Chana Is The Antichrist 08:04:10 Cancer Faker Boogie2988 Is Mad He Wont Get Paid 16:44:16  Beef Sandwich Wants You To Touch His Genitals 21:04:08  Scraping Your Anal Walls 25:50:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:35:13  A New Vice Presidential “Rumor” – Horse Semen Drinking Edition 34:34:22  Dogs Are […] The post The Antichrist Is Here And Dropping Semen Bombs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-12
48:26

The Celebrity That Left Her Placenta All Over Hollywood

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:53:09  My Weakness: Nostalgia! 03:41:22  Altoid Sours Are Coming Back! 07:20:02  Toilet Water Sniffing 08:21:09  Man Pays Woman To Racially Humiliated Him 10:01:08  The Sounds Of Fart Fetish 11:31:14  Angry Woman On The Street Scats Her Complaint 14:49:22  Predator Hunters Pinch A Furry Pedo 25:11:23  The Disease Of Heterosexuality 27:12:11 […] The post The Celebrity That Left Her Placenta All Over Hollywood first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-09
51:19

Sauced Ass Nuggas

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:02:19  Idiot Streamer Gifts Trump A Cybertruck 06:45:22  Adin Ross Struggling With Small To Moderate Sized Words 12:41:21  Racist Woman At A Police Station 16:17:15  Meade Gains *More* Weight 19:03:10  How To Pee Up Your Own Butt 22:11:16  A Paramotor Crash Caught On Video 30:31:08  Drunk Girl Can’t Open Bathroom […] The post  Sauced Ass Nuggas first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-07
55:55

Souped Up Street Legal Mobility Scooters

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’ve got a best of show for you today! Sit back and enjoy this classic episode. On Today’s Show: – Calling Hoverround mobility scooter to customize a ride– Michael Jackson Fans Are Insane (Not News)– Two Botched Penis Procedures– Shitty Diapers On The Highway Our New PO Box Address! Distorted […] The post Souped Up Street Legal Mobility Scooters first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-05
39:54

Good Night Butt Twat

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:12:02  Timmyboo’s Birthday! 03:18:06  Senator Kennedy Sexifies Children Books 05:38:16  Space Raptor Butt Invasions Reading Rainbow Review 07:02:08  Mentally Ill Woman Thinks All Fast Food Employees Are Poisoning Her Water 17:26:11  Meade Decides On An Ideal Body To Shoot For 23:32:09  Meade Love Song To A Teddy Bear 25:51:07  City […] The post Good Night Butt Twat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

08-01
54:32

Latex, Lube, And Sexy Couch Cleavage – A Sofa Love Story

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:28:17  Did JD Vance Fuck A Sofa? 03:59:20  JD Vance Fucks A Leather Couch – Erotic Story 17:15:10  Pretend Girlfriend Fights / Freakouts ASMR 23:36:18  Olympic Controversy 24:59:03 DV’s Olympic Correspondent: Galileo2333 27:33:23  Galileo Vs. Banned Disney Character 31:05:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow For My Birthday 33:04:19  Screwdriving Your […] The post Latex, Lube, And Sexy Couch Cleavage – A Sofa Love Story first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

07-30
52:50

Scoutk Bartholomew

lol 913 is a kansas area code.

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Scoutk Bartholomew

This is one of the episodes I hope people listen to as an introduction to Distorted View. Spread the Distortion. Everytime I try to get someone to listen to Timmy Boo, I lose a friend.

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Scoutk Bartholomew

I'm just wondering how loud my speakers are at home? Can my neighbors hear me playing this?

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Scoutk Bartholomew

my content is in this one

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Michael Woden

apparently I like heard about weird messed up stuff.. I'm straight but hearing the weird things that intrest some is interesting to me.. timmy-boo is the best to bring you the what's what.. with his cartoony voice making this one of my favorite shows in podcasting.. thanks timmy-boo

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