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00:00:00  Introduction00:00:00  Wednesday Movie Matinee00:18:14 QuantumSquares.Com Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK00:38:04  Introduction02:07:18  Today’s DV Listener Sponsor: Brandon!03:06:17  What Is your Masturbation Number?06:27:00  Tim Henson Fit N’ Lean10:39:13  Big Douche Is Watching My Appliance Usage 15:30:04  Trans-Wheelchair User Tips And Tricks19:48:22  Andrew Cuomo Gets Heckled21:51:01  Parking Lot Altercation Gets Racist26:38:01 QuantumSquares.Com – Promo Code: FREAK – 25% OFF28:37:17  Sign Up For The Sideshow!30:02:10  ChatGPT Will Get Real Nasty With You Soon33:35:17  Stabbing At The Checkout Lane38:28:10  Jordan Peterson Thanks Today’s Sponsor39:36:11 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending







🧠 On Today’s Episode:









* Masturbation for Science!Tim checks to make sure his dick’s still operational. It’s all about male health and quality control, folks.➤ “Sometimes it’s not about pleasure—it’s a systems check.”







* Confessions of an Old Lady WalkerTim celebrates a massive weight loss milestone (70 pounds!) and the thrill of fitting into decade-old “large” shirts again. Sadly, Lord Douche still won’t let him do laundry without internet surveillance.







* Air Fryer AnarchyWhen Lord Douche leaves town, Tim rebels by cooking salmon in the air fryer. Somewhere in Florida, a man screams.







* Becoming a Cripple (For Fun!)A deep dive into “trans wheelchair users”—able-bodied people who identify as disabled. Tim explores their tips for faking ailments and the strange world of subliminal paraplegia playlists.







* Cuomo’s Comeback DisasterFormer New York Governor Andrew Cuomo’s mayoral announcement goes about as well as you’d expect when the crowd’s screaming “rapist” and “homosexual.”







* Parking Lot Pile-UpTim breaks down a viral confrontation between a Trump-hatted white guy and a black woman blocking two parking spots. Spoiler: everyone’s an asshole.







* OpenAI Gets HornyChatGPT is finally allowed to generate erotic content for verified adults. Tim’s thrilled. “I’m going to break ChatGPT in December.”







* Stabby at MarshallsA woman in Kearny, New Jersey buys kitchen knives mid-argument and uses them to stab another customer over slow checkout lines. Tim sympathizes—he almost went “stabby” at Kroger himself.











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