On Today’s Show:







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On Today’s Show:







• A raging gay Fortnite streamer verbally disembowels opponentsWe dive into the glorious world of hyper-dramatic homosexual gamer trash talk.Mexicans, smoke alarms, lace-front wigs, and suicide recommendations—this queen is not holding back. Tim also detects the sacred low-battery chirp and immediately identifies the true owner of the “poverty alarm.”







• E-girl vs. Gay Gamer: A Battle for Victimhood SupremacyShe’s drooling, lisping, and repeating “faggot” like she’s speedrunning her dentist’s regrets.He wants her rights, her armpit hair, and her fupa.An instant classic.







• TikTok Scam Artist Gets Owned By His MomA 39-year-old man sobs on TikTok for donations, claiming he’s being kicked out—until mom walks into the room and ruins the grift.Red teddy bear emoji donations immediately stop.Mom just wants to know what he wants for supper.







• Dating Show Hell: “Date On A Plate”A new YouTube channel, Elixir, premieres nightmare dating formats—including one where contestants’ heads stick out of a table.Tim reviews the head-on-a-platter gimmick and a high-maintenance woman whose dating checklist makes AI matchmaking look humane.Requirements include:– Seven-figure salary (but not TOO seven-figure)– Impeccable wardrobe– No tattoos unless you were forced into one by Yale’s Skull & Bones– Drinks a morning nutrient smoothie– Like… what?







• Tamir Update: Women Are Ruining His McDonald’s MilkshakeOur beloved rage-goblin returns, furious that AI keeps “sending him women” he refuses to “fight for.”Old saggy-titted women, system conspiracies, and ruined milkshakes.Classic Tamir meltdown energy.















News From the Distortion Zone:







• A Michigan Furry Is Running for CongressSamuel Smeltzer—AKA Elian Badger—IT worker, furry, China-sympathizer, pentagram-posing honey badger man—files to run in Michigan’s 7th District.Policy priorities:









* Tax the rich







* Expand healthcare







* Advocate for furries (seriously)









Also: he celebrated the murders of Charlie Kirk and a healthcare CEO, praised the shooters, and declared that America “deserved 9/11.”Congress keeps getting weirder and Tim is rooting for it.







• New Epstein Docs Drop: Trump Knew EverythingFresh files suggest Trump was aware of Epstein’s teen-hunting operation.Even wilder: rumors arise that Trump allegedly “gave Bubba (Bill Clinton) a blowjob.”The real twist?Some Trump supporters now openly debating whether pedophilia is even bad.One caller to a political podcast literally asks: “Why is it wrong to rape children?”America 2025, folks.







• Megyn Kelly’s “Pedophile” Semantics MeltdownKelly wonders aloud whether Epstein fits the technical definition of pedophile because he preferred “barely legal 15-year-olds.”Left-wing media pounces, but Tim notes she’s basically just nitpicking terminology—which DV listeners know he’s done too.