On the Show Today:









* 💩 Around the world in 80 scat clips







* 😭 Mead Skelton’s tear-soaked livestream and demonic tree hallucinations







* 🍔 King Ass Ripper returns with a mayo-soaked food binge







* 🛏 When your smart bed tries to roast you alive







* 🍑 The medical marvel of butt-breathing







* 💿 Plus: a CPS-hating SoundCloud dad, fat-privilege categories, and one emotional farewell to DV’s very first sponsor

















🕯 Farewell to a Legend: Adam & Eve’s Final Blowout







After 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running sponsorship of DV. Tim takes a moment to grieve the relationship the only way he knows how — with a Boyz II Men-style ballad about lube, cock rings, and love lost. It’s the end of the road… but not before one final 50% off farewell sale.















🧻 Mead Skelton’s Breakdown: Demons, Bleach, and Talking Trees







Listeners begged for a recap of Mead’s meltdown, and Tim obliges. The livestream featured tears, rambling about Charlie Kirk’s shooting, phone calls from “the devil,” and pleas to the 700 Club prayer line. Mead insists he’s a “brave knight” battling Satan; Tim suggests maybe he’s just hungry—or possessed by a “weight-loss demon.”















🍔 King Ass Ripper Returns







The gluttonous legend resurfaces, bigger and greasier than ever. In a mayo-drenched trilogy of clips, the King devours McDoubles, whole chickens, and chili dogs while covered in condiments and surrounded by bewildered park-goers. Tim crowns him today’s Featured Image Pig of the Day.















⚖️ Fat Privilege 101







A “body-acceptance” panel introduces “fatigories” like small fat, mid fat, super fat, and death fat. Tim sorts the participants into “troughs,” mocks the idea of “fat privilege,” and plugs Serbia’s unregulated Ozempic knockoff, Jetra Ubratsi (“liver crack”), as a miracle weight-loss cure with the small side effect of bone flaking.















🧠 News Roundup: Smart Beds & Butt Breathing









* Amazon Bed Apocalypse: When AWS went down, $2,000 “smart” mattresses started cooking their owners alive. Tim calls them “human hot dogs on a 7-Eleven roller grill.”







* Rectal Respiration: Scientists in Japan are testing oxygen enemas. Butt breathing is real, and Tim volunteers his rear for medical advancement “rectally speaking.”

















🎶 DV Musical Moment







Tim serenades Adam & Eve with a breakup power ballad (“Fuck Me Again Like You Fucked Me Before”) and a teary rendition of End of the Road. Promo code FREAK has never sounded so emotional.















☎️ Listener Calls









* Itchy Tank recommends testosterone supplements for stronger ropes.







* Tim admits some fast-food chains are “dead to him” for bad service, but one perfect Taco Bell remains a pilgrimage site.







* The Sex Offenders Ghostbusters parody makes a nostalgic encore.

















💩 Today’s Scat Sampler (Blame German Guy)







Per sponsor request, Tim screens “non-German” scat porn featuring Don, a self-proclaimed pervert and a man extracting “little nuggets.” Rapid-fire, deeply horrifying, and all in the name of artistic integrity.