John-Michael & Just Michael

They could take out an entire apartment building!Chapters:0:00 Mike Has French Food on His Mind4:00 Say It With Me!5:56 Chunk #1: It Wasn’t My Fault6:32 “My Llama Won’t Stop Puking”7:13 “I Ate Cat Food and Am Violently Ill”10:15 “I Got Stuck In a Blood Pressure Machine”11:40 “My Grandma Poisoned Me”12:05 “I Got Glued Inside My House”13:05 “My False Teeth Fell Onto The Highway”14:40 “I’m Bowling the Game of My Life!”16:26 “My Uniform Caught on Fire”20:33 Chunk #2: Follow the Law22:00 No Pushing Moose Out of Airplanes34:30 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians34:42 Jeopardy! (The App Version)51:45 Support the Podcast and Exercise Clips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Get some exercise!2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3)Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!Fact Check/Sources:It Wasn’t My FaultExcuses for Missing WorkFollow the LawIt’s illegal to push a live moose out of an airplane in AlaskaIt’s illegal to push a live moose out of an airplane in Alaska

The question is why?Chapters:0:00 Say It With Me!2:30 Chunk #1: Would You Rather2:55 Ballet Outfit or Clown Costume?14:09 Always Sing or Never Stop Dancing?19:28 First Class Always or Free Meals Anywhere?21:41 Chunk #2: Down The Rabbit Hole22:05 Sloths Breathe Out Their Farts26:38 Endearing Lessons about Farts35:09 The Government Owns 1.4 Billion Pounds of Cheese48:13 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians48:25 Jeopardy! General Knowledge Edition1:01:37 Support the Podcast and MeditateClips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Take Time to Be Still2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each session a week early!Fact Check/Sources:Down the Rabbit HoleSloth Fartscaves in MissouriTournament of the OlympiansGeneral Knowledge Jeopardy

We all have dreams…may they all come true. Hallelujah!Chapters:0:00 Amen!0:19 Forrest Gump is a Great Movie2:24 Say It With Me!4:57 JMO Finds Out What E.T. Stands For6:38 Chunk #1: Battle Royale7:22 Who Wins? Batman or Captain America?24:40 T-Rex v. Wooly Mammoth36:32 Chunk #2: Headlines36:57 He’s Been Stung 1,000 Times…For Science Part 137:52 We Love Coyote Peterson41:43 How Much Money to Get Bit by a Bullet Ant?45:13 The Turtle Man47:47 He’s Been Stung 1,000 Times…For Science Part 21:04:15 German Warship Blasts Imperial March in London1:12:50 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians1:13:08 Pass or Fail: Round 2!1:13:59 Elementary School1:18:15 Middle School1:22:36 High School1:25:29 College1:31:05 Find a Water Feature to Relax ByClips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Mike suggestion2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!Fact Check/Sources:HeadlinesHe’s been stung 1,000 times - for scienceGerman warship blasts ‘Darth Vader’ Anthem in heart of London. “No deeper message,” Navy says

Not even if they win the Kentucky DerbyChapters:0:00 Luminescent Algae in Cocoa Beach1:48 Say It With Me!5:03 Intro5:48 Chunk #1: Follow the Law6:34 You Can’t Eat Jumping Frogs in California22:59 No Donkeys In Bathtubs in AZ after 7 PM34:43 Chunk #2: Pig Latin35:58 Buteo: Gray Hawk and Latino Gunslinger40:46 Cetacea: Just a Simple Whale…42:31 Heloderma Suspectum: Gila Monster by Day, Detective By Night46:41 Ursus Maritimus: Double Agent48:06 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians49:28 Family Feud vs. Online Randos1:14:50 Fly a Kite! Just Be a Kid!Clips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Do something you enjoyed as a kid :)2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!Fact Check/Sources:Follow the LawJumping Frogs in CaliforniaDonkeys in Bathtubs in AZ

It just comes out of spiders???Chapters:0:00 Intro2:32 Say It With Me!11:10 Chunk #1: Nature Is Wild12:14 Spider Silk Is Stronger Than Steel22:48 Indestructible Water Bears32:34 Chunk #2: Let Me Get This Straight33:39 John Duck: CIA Agent and Spiritual Seeker40:01 Prince Regent The Frog (Not an Actual Prince)51:43 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians51:57 Spelling Bee1:06:36 Listen to Your Favorite Tune1:07:58 OutroClips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Listen to your favorite tune and dance or chill2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!Fact Check/Sources:Nature is WildSpider SilkTardigradesSpelling BeeReaders Digest

So you’re telling us we can pretty much never touch any plant ever again?Chapters:0:00 Intro1:04 You Got Eczema? Poison Ivy? Chafing?7:49 Chunk #1: This or That - Music Edition8:38 Listen in order or on shuffle?13:12 Live concert or studio recording?13:32 Lyrics or beat?17:33 Headphones or speakers?19:27 Obnoxious people on planes21:31 Conversations on planes24:46 Our travel routines27:15 Music for concentration: yes or no?29:37 Is classic rock timeless or overrated?30:58 Chunk #2: Headlines31:10 Former Mexican President Likes Elves41:20 Ancient Roman Bust Found in Texas47:36 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians47:51 Name That Movie: 2000’s Comedy Edition1:00:18 Support an Independent Bookstore!Clips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Buy a book from someone other than Amazon2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!Fact Check/Sources:Headlines:Mexican President Post about ElfRoman Bust at GoodwillTournament of the Olympians:IMDB

What the heck is Swiss Chalet?Chapters:0:00 Intro1:04 Say It With Me!4:42 Mad Libs15:28 There’s No Such Thing As A Straight Line?17:52 Quantum Mechanics and the 10 Dimensions22:06 Doubling Gravity = Bad News33:34 Jeopardy! (Fast Food Edition)1:01:41 Text your mom pls :)Clips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Get your mom something nice2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!Fact Check/Sources:Mad LibsDown the Rabbit HoleNo Straight LinesEarth Doubling in SizeTournament of the OlympiansFast Food

Holy crap! Watch out! There’s a giant pachyderm headed right for you!Man, that was close. You gotta be more careful with all these giant mammoths roaming around. I say it’s time we get them back for almost squashing us. Let’s hunt em, mince em up, and make dinner out of em! Preferably meatball subs with a ton of marinara sauce.In order to subdue one of these wild beasts we’re going to need a few things. First let’s start with the difference between toffee and brittle, and then we’ll make sure we get some plastic surgery for our autographs and which countries eat whale.Come on, let’s go find them. Oh look, that’s where they’re hiding, right past Mike potentially going on Reality TV, the new planet McForbatron 7, and making peace with alternate dimensional beings.From past experience, I know that you can lull one of these beasties to sleep by answering Star Wars Trivia questions and going for a walk. But in order to deal the final blow and “bring home the bacon” so to speak, we need one more thing…You to press play on this session and give it your full and undivided attention. Yup, that’ll be the dagger right in the heart. If you can do that you’ll save the village and we’ll eat like kings for years to come.Do you have it in you warrior? Of course you do.Without a doubt in our minds,Your Mammoth Meatball Making Men,John-Michael & Just MichaelChapters:0:00 Intro0:44 Say It With Me!2:03 Brittle V. Toffee5:19 Chunk #1: Headlines5:45 Plastic Surgery for Autographs?11:48 Mammoth Meatball Pt. 115:02 Eating Whale19:28 Mammoth Meatball Pt. 222:40 Lab Grown Meat Debate27:42 Chunk #2: Icebreakers27:59 Mike (potentially) Goes on Reality TV33:39 Are Ghosts Freaky?41:31 McForbatron 7: A New Planet46:46 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians47:17 Star Wars Trivia58:39 How to Support58:59 OutroClips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Go for a walk!2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!Fact Check/Sources:HeadlinesPlastic Surgery for AutographsMammoth MeatballTournament of the OlympiansStar Wars Trivia Questions

So we’re gonna build a dam. Yup, us. The otter and the beaver.First, we’re gonna need some supplies and clearly define our roles. The beaver will be responsible for gathering all the necessary materials, including difficult riddles meant for children, ostriches roaring like lions, and the number of guinea pigs you can legally own in Switzerland.The otter will be responsible for maintaining a fun work environment full of fish that are more organized in emergencies than humans, weirdly good animal noises, and creating a new game to play that involves insects, school supplies, things that fly, celebrities, and random words that start with the letter ‘M’In order for this project to be successful, we need one other thing…YOU. That’s right, you’re the crux of this operation, we need you to BRING THE JOY. The beaver may have the strategy, and the otter may have the fun, but without you this team can’t do what it was designed to do. Spend an hour laughing and building a dam so great that it holds back the tide of stress and anxiety, and those nasty things called bills…So if you’re willing and able to help us, press play and leave all those adult worries behind, it’s time to build the dam of the century.With the heart of a lion, the love of an elephant, and the roar of a tiger.Your Reserved and Rambunctious Rodents,John-Michael & Just MichaelChapters:0:00 Intro1:07 Say It With Me!3:31 Chunk #1: Riddle Me This21:44 Chunk #2: Down The Rabbit Hole22:09 Ostriches Can Roar Like Lions25:52 Solo Guinea Pigs Are Illegal in Switzerland32:09 Fish Are More Organized Than Humans37:35 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians39:14 Game #1 - Categories48:13 Game #2 - 15 second Alphabet53:03 Game #3 - Celebrities56:31 How to Support: Go Watch a Movie!57:33 OutroClips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Watch a movie you enjoy :)2) Subscribe, like, and leave a stellar rating and review3)Sign up for our Patreon to access each episode a week early!Fact Check/Sources:Riddle Me ThisProdigy GamesWho SmartedDown The Rabbit HoleA male ostrich can roar like a lionIt’s illegal to own just one guinea pig in switzerlandFish in emergenciesTournament of the OlympiansCategory generatorLetter generator

Wait! Quiet…we need to approach this carefully; this is a dangerous mission after all…Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to help us find, retrieve, and free all the vegetables locked in captivity, while simultaneously proving the man held guilty for their capture…innocent.In order to accomplish this we’ll need state of the art equipment, things like the best way to eat oreos, whether or not being patient when toasting marshmallows is worth it, and how fast Mike can eat a chocolate bar.We’ll also be cooperating with some secret international agencies, capable of extreme levels of subterfuge. First we’ll contact the four robbers who stole crab legs and $200,000 worth of dimes from a series of armored trucks in Philadelphia. Next we’ll recruit the spacewalking astronauts and robot builders of the International Space Station. And finally, to complete our force of elite agents, we’ll locate mysterious influential historical figures who Mike may or may not know.Our final step of this operation is the most crucial as it involves YOU, our faithful and extremely skilled listener. We need all of your intelligence, power, and attention on hand to press play, listen closely, and bring those trembling vegetables home! Without you the little seedlings won’t stand a chance. Think about the children!With absurdly high levels of confidence and belief,Your Vegetable Saving Vigilantes,John-Michael & Just MichaelChapters:0:00 Intro0:54 Say it With Me!2:44 Chunk #1: This or That?3:40 Pancakes or Waffles?8:50 Chocolate Bars: Bite Into or Break Into Pieces?9:54 Smores: Golden Brown or Charred Marshmallows?16:09 Oreos: Split or Whole?18:39 Chips Ahoy for Breakfast21:43 Chunk #2: Headlines22:02 Stealing 2 Million Dimes…38:27 A Tomato Got Lost In Space51:13 Tournament of the Olympians: Who Am I?1:05:56 Ways to Support1:06:26 OutroClips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Read a book2) Subscribe, like and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon for access to each episode a week early!Fact Check/Sources:Headliners:Theft of 2 million dimes from truckload from US Mint leaves four facing federal chargesTomato lost in space by history making astronaut has been foundWho Am I?Napoleon BonaparteMuhammed AliGenghis KhanLeonardo DaVinciLudwig Van BeethovenSt. Paul the Apostle - The BibleJoan of ArcTeddy RooseveltBenjamin FranklinPlato

He’s out there, and we’re gonna find him…Who you ask? The gigantopithecus that’s been roaming the Pacific Northwest for millenia now…BIGFOOT!In order to safely and humanely capture him, we’re going to need a team. A group of highly skilled individuals capable of accomplishing that which no human has been able to before. We need a researcher, someone to tell us how pine cones can predict the weather and how fast the moon is shrinking.We need a tracker, someone to show us whether or not there are more dogs or cats adopted in the United States per year, and if Mike can name at least 10 dinosaurs.We need a hunter, someone to show us what kind of weapons they sell at Ace Hardware for under $30 and what food combinations we definitely need to avoid.Lastly, and most importantly…we need YOU! Our loyal listeners and dedicated homies to support us along the way. We need you to give us your eyes and ears so that we can have the energy, fortitude, and commitment to embark on this treacherous journey.So grab your phone, computer, tv, whatever, and press play. Please don’t stop until we’ve completed our quest!With nothing but humble gratitude and profound respect.Your Bigfoot Capturing Best Friends,John-Michael & Just MichaelChapters:0:00 Intro0:20 Say It With Me!1:41 Magilla Gorilla3:08 Down the Rabbit Hole3:36 Pine Tree Meteorologists9:21 The Moon is Shrinking23:47 Ice Breakers24:08 The Bigfoot Avengers38:44 Gross Food Combinations50:02 Tournament of the Olympians50:24 More or Less1:09:05 Support A Local Business1:10:58 There’s More to Life Than Bills! (Outro)Ways to Support:1) Support a local business 2) Subscribe, like and leave a rating and review 3) Sign up for our Patreon for access to each episode a week early!Fact Check/Sources:Down the Rabbit Hole:BBC ScienceFocusIt’s a Southern Thing Blog - Worst Food CombinationsMore or Less:Dinosaur Species - American Museum of Natural HistoryToothbrushes - WWF AustraliaDays on the Toilet - Green GobblerItems Donated - Goodwill IndustriesBooks Read Per Year - Words RatedDogs Adopted - ForbesPelican Diet - U.S. Fish and Wildlife ServiceAthletes in Paris Olympics - WikipediaMcDonald’s French Fries - Enterprise App TodayColleges in U.S. - Best CollegesSongs on Spotify - VaizleTrees in the World - Arborist Now

Holy smokes team, we're back! And this time, with POWER.Thank you so much for joining this sesh. In return for your curiosity and undying loyalty to our show, we offer in return the absurd amount of bacteria on this planet, what comets smell like, which villain would be the easiest to persuade to the good side, ridiculous things we believed as children, and seeing if Mike can pass every grade in school...again.Strap on those headphones, prime those subwoofers, command your virtual assistant, whatever you gotta do to listen to the silky smooth voices of the best friends you'll come to love more than you could ever imagine. All the peace and love in the Milky Way to you all :)Your Socially Appropriate Soul Mates,John-Michael & Just MichaelChapters:0:00 Say It With Me!1:45 Down The Rabbit Hole2:17 Bacteria Could Fill Up The Earth11:39 Comets Smell Like Rotten Eggs25:12 Ice Breakers25:39 Easiest Villains to Persuade33:06 Mike’s Crazy Childhood Belief37:17 Tournament of the Olympians37:35 Pass or Fail: School Edition39:17 Elementary School42:50 Middle School47:01 High School52:02 College54:31 Final Results57:14 Pet Some Animals (Ethically)Clips: https://linktr.ee/johnmichaelandjustmichaelWays to Support:1) Pet an animal (ethically of course)2) Subscribe, like, and leave a stellar rating and review3) Sign up for our Patreon for access to each episode a week early!Fact Check/Sources:Down The Rabbit Hole: https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/fun-factsTournament of the Olympians:USA TodayNASAGrammarlyUCARBritannicaLibrary of CongressChem Libre TextsBritannica