Holy crap! Watch out! There’s a giant pachyderm headed right for you!

Man, that was close. You gotta be more careful with all these giant mammoths roaming around. I say it’s time we get them back for almost squashing us. Let’s hunt em, mince em up, and make dinner out of em! Preferably meatball subs with a ton of marinara sauce.

In order to subdue one of these wild beasts we’re going to need a few things. First let’s start with the difference between toffee and brittle, and then we’ll make sure we get some plastic surgery for our autographs and which countries eat whale.

Come on, let’s go find them. 

Oh look, that’s where they’re hiding, right past Mike potentially going on Reality TV, the new planet McForbatron 7, and making peace with alternate dimensional beings.

From past experience, I know that you can lull one of these beasties to sleep by answering Star Wars Trivia questions and going for a walk. But in order to deal the final blow and “bring home the bacon” so to speak, we need one more thing…

You to press play on this session and give it your full and undivided attention. Yup, that’ll be the dagger right in the heart. If you can do that you’ll save the village and we’ll eat like kings for years to come.

Do you have it in you warrior? Of course you do.

Without a doubt in our minds,

Your Mammoth Meatball Making Men,
John-Michael & Just Michael

Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:44 Say It With Me!
2:03 Brittle V. Toffee
5:19 Chunk #1: Headlines
5:45 Plastic Surgery for Autographs?
11:48 Mammoth Meatball Pt. 1
15:02 Eating Whale
19:28 Mammoth Meatball Pt. 2
22:40 Lab Grown Meat Debate
27:42 Chunk #2: Icebreakers
27:59 Mike (potentially) Goes on Reality TV
33:39 Are Ghosts Freaky?
41:31 McForbatron 7: A New Planet
46:46 Chunk #3: Tournament of the Olympians
47:17 Star Wars Trivia
58:39 How to Support
58:59 Outro

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Headlines
Plastic Surgery for Autographs
Mammoth Meatball

Tournament of the Olympians
Star Wars Trivia Questions