Wait! Quiet…we need to approach this carefully; this is a dangerous mission after all…

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to help us find, retrieve, and free all the vegetables locked in captivity, while simultaneously proving the man held guilty for their capture…innocent.

In order to accomplish this we’ll need state of the art equipment, things like the best way to eat oreos, whether or not being patient when toasting marshmallows is worth it, and how fast Mike can eat a chocolate bar.

We’ll also be cooperating with some secret international agencies, capable of extreme levels of subterfuge. First we’ll contact the four robbers who stole crab legs and $200,000 worth of dimes from a series of armored trucks in Philadelphia. 

Next we’ll recruit the spacewalking astronauts and robot builders of the International Space Station. And finally, to complete our force of elite agents, we’ll locate mysterious influential historical figures who Mike may or may not know.

Our final step of this operation is the most crucial as it involves YOU, our faithful and extremely skilled listener. We need all of your intelligence, power, and attention on hand to press play, listen closely, and bring those trembling vegetables home! Without you the little seedlings won’t stand a chance. Think about the children!

With absurdly high levels of confidence and belief,
Your Vegetable Saving Vigilantes,John-Michael & Just Michael

Chapters:

0:00 Intro
0:54 Say it With Me!
2:44 Chunk #1: This or That?
3:40 Pancakes or Waffles?
8:50 Chocolate Bars: Bite Into or Break Into Pieces?
9:54 Smores: Golden Brown or Charred Marshmallows?
16:09 Oreos: Split or Whole?
18:39 Chips Ahoy for Breakfast
21:43 Chunk #2: Headlines
22:02 Stealing 2 Million Dimes…
38:27 A Tomato Got Lost In Space
51:13 Tournament of the Olympians: Who Am I?
1:05:56 Ways to Support
1:06:26 Outro

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Headliners:

Theft of 2 million dimes from truckload from US Mint leaves four facing federal charges
Tomato lost in space by history making astronaut has been found

Who Am I?

Napoleon Bonaparte
Muhammed Ali
Genghis Khan
Leonardo DaVinci
Ludwig Van Beethoven
St. Paul the Apostle - The Bible
Joan of Arc
Teddy Roosevelt
Benjamin Franklin
Plato