A Christmas tree should stand straight. The Norwegian Spruce from Bob's Festive Forest has other ideas. Seven times in three days it leans. Forty five degrees. Baubles rolling. Angel diving.Dad tries everything. Books. Rope. Industrial strength solutions. Nothing works. The tree keeps leaning left. With purpose.Then Sophie hears it. Tap tap tap. Tiny drilling sounds from inside the branches. Because this tree isn't empty. What Dad discovers when he parts the pine needles changes everything. Join Mr Morton for Ten(ish) minutes of festive chaos, tiny engineering, and Britain's most structurally complicated Christmas tree.ChristmasPodcastForKids #KidsChristmasStories #FamilyChristmasPodcast #ChristmasStoriesForChildren #FunnyChristmasStory #KidsPodcast #ChildrensPodcast #FamilyPodcast #ChristmasCountdown #BedtimeStories #StoriesForKids #ChristmasTree #FestiveStoriesForKids #HolidayPodcast #BritishKidsPodcast #KidsAudioStories #ChristmasAdventCalendar #FamilyFriendlyPodcast #FunnyStoriesForKids #ChristmasEntertainment
A classroom castle, a forgetful goldfish, and a pencil tapping menace who has no idea what is coming. What happens when a tiny fish remembers something for longer than he should? Can a creature with a memory the length of a sneeze actually plot anything at all? And why is the castle suddenly covered in suspicious green slime? Dive into ten minutes of bubbling mayhem where training montages, wobbling pebbles and questionable tea lead to the most chaotic classroom moment of the year. Expect giggles, splashes and one very determined fish.
A creaky old haunted house, shadows flickering, whispers in the dark… and one very wobbling, bumpy ghost who cannot frighten a soul. Can a clumsy ghost really be scary? Will it ever make a single shriek echo through the halls?On a moonlit Halloween night, the children arrive, torches in hand, hearts racing. What will happen when Lumpy drifts into the perfect beam of moonlight? Can chaos, giggles and wobbling really turn a timid ghost into the star of the spookiest night of the year?Expect wobbling ghosts, squeals, laughter and spooky fun in a ten-minute tale full of surprises, silliness and delightfully eerie mischief
Meet Cornelius, the most stubborn leaf in all of Willowbrook Park. While every other leaf cheerfully flutters off for autumn adventures, he clings to his branch with the determination of a cat avoiding a bath. Falling is dangerous. Falling is ridiculous. Falling is for other leaves. Not for him. 😤But when the biggest storm in fifty years barrels through, Cornelius finally loses his grip and is launched into the most chaotic journey of his leafy life. He spins like a tiny helicopter, bounces off a very unimpressed crow, ricochets off a squirrel’s tail and even ends up surfing across the pond on Geoffrey the duck who was having a perfectly normal day until then.Mr Morton brings you the gloriously bonkers tale of a nervous leaf who discovers that letting go is far more exciting than hanging on. Expect whooshing, wobbling, duck surfing and one heroic squirrel named Mr Nutkin. 🐿️May cause sudden urges to leap into leaf piles and shout GERONIMO at unsuspecting relatives. ✨
The most spectacular slide in all of England has had ENOUGH. Sticky bottoms, muddy bottoms, chocolate covered bottoms... it deserves better than this! 😤So Sir Slides-a-Lot (yes, it named itself) hatches a terrible plan that sends children flying through the air like tiny human cannonballs.But when the grand silver slide gets hauled off to the scrapyard, it discovers something rather unexpected. A peculiar man called Bernie who slides down backwards, with buckets on his head, whilst juggling tennis balls and playing the harmonica. Sometimes all at once.Mr Morton brings you the wonderfully bonkers tale of a snobbish slide who learns that being perfect isn't nearly as fun as being perfectly ridiculous. Features flying children, Brussels sprout tea, and more rubber ducks than strictly necessary. 🦆May cause sudden appreciation for wonky playground equipment and people who wear mismatched socks. ✨
Meet Teagan Mumbleton, seven years old, owner of the world's most magnificent dummy collection. Blue ones that glow, purple ones that predict weather, and one that tastes of blueberry muffins (obviously). She NEVER takes them out. Ever. Not even for backwards alphabet cartwheels.But tonight, something rather extraordinary is about to happen...Because lurking in the attic AND under the floorboards are creatures with BIG plans for those dummies. When midnight strikes, the bedroom becomes a battlefield, pillows become weapons, and Teagan discovers something absolutely BONKERS about what happens when your mouth is finally free to shout... 🎾Mr Morton brings you a story of magical mayhem where tiny thieves, strawberry pillows, and one spectacular revelation collide in the most wonderfully unexpected way.Warning: May cause sudden urges to check under beds and in attics. Tennis balls sold separately. ✨
Ruby the Ruler has had ENOUGH. 📏After years of being dropped, chewed, and carelessly stuffed into grotty pencil cases, the classroom supplies are revolting (and we mean that in every sense). Pencils have gone floppy. Pens are on strike. The rubbers have bounced off in protest. And that's just the beginning...When Tommy reaches for his homework tools, he discovers the tiniest revolution in history is happening right inside his school bag. But what exactly drove Ruby to raise her measurements in anger? And why is the sharpener cackling? 😈A brilliantly bonkers tale of tiny voices demanding BIG changes. Mr Morton brings the classroom rebellion to life with theatrical glee in this short adventure that'll make you think twice before mistreating a biro."Sometimes the smallest revolutions make the loudest noise..." 📢
Meet Percy, bright yellow, sharp as anything, and having an ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN. He's never made a mark before and frankly, he's terrified. What if his line wobbles? What if it wiggles? What if something completely BONKERS happens? 😱Mr Morton brings you ten minutes of theatrical mayhem where nothing goes to plan and that's exactly the point. Perfect for anyone who's ever worried about getting things "right" (so basically everyone).A mini adventure about discovering that sometimes the best things happen when everything goes splendidly wrong."Not all masterpieces start with straight lines..." 🎨