Peaches Pit Party

Peaches Pit Party from Monday, December 8th, 2025Peaches barrels into the week like a man possessed, counting down to Christmas while spiraling through East Idaho’s annual tradition of residents demanding to know “where’s the snow?” as if the sky is hiding it behind a locked attic door He recounts a Siberian megafamily surviving -84° weather like it’s a casual brisk walk, argues with climate doomsayers, and then swerves straight into the Merry Axemas giveaway—where one unsuspecting listener will inherit the most aggressively autographed guitar in Idaho history. From there, Peaches chronicles a Ross expedition with Aubrey, where scattered clothing piles resemble a post-apocalyptic bazaar and where he unearthed a cursed Christmas elf whose entire purpose is to psychologically terrorize his coworkers and girlfriend He relives Classy 97’s tradition of staging this elf in increasingly alarming positions (including a ceiling-tile stakeout), begs the KBEAR crowd for a name, and admits he now has a tiny demon watching over his movie shelf.Things escalate when Peaches unveils the mushroom cloud of responses to his r/Metalcore thread, where Avenged Sevenfold’s “Magic” is declared by many to be a sonic crime scene and Rob Zombie’s latest output gets roasted like a burnt corn dog. He dissects the avalanche of opinions, including accusations against A Day to Remember, Moist Critikal suddenly becoming a vocalist, and Ice Nine Kills being blamed for everything short of tax fraud After that, Peaches dissects sports news, including an Olympic hockey rink built to the wrong size, LeBron’s scoring streak ending just as the world remembers Google Maps didn’t exist when it began, and the U.S. World Cup draw that somehow made him shrug and say “good for them, I guess.” Then Pocatello Facebook drama arrives like a marching band with no rhythm—complete with Chipotle battles, loyalty wars over local restaurants, and Peaches confessing that he once misheard “queso?” as “is your day going so-so?” and paid the price in molten cheese He updates the concert calendar (Toto to Tribal Gaze, naturally), recalls the traumatic night when weather ruined his Salt Lake City concert plans, and revisits his In-N-Out years where order number 69 was banned for obvious reasons and now 67 has also been purged because the internet ruined that number too. He then unloads on Jimmy Fallon for unleashing the most cursed sentence ever aired on television while making Sydney Sweeney guess what three people in costumes were doing behind her.Next up is the incoming farewell of John Cena, which sends Peaches into an emotional spiral about aging, nostalgia, and mortality, before bouncing over to Bath & Body Works releasing a chips-and-salsa candle so potent it could destroy relationships and structural drywall. He debates using it as a White Elephant gift but instead considers bringing unwanted Funko Pops to avoid spending money—an act of fiscal strategy masquerading as generosity Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

Peaches Pit Party from Friday, December 5th, 2025 / Peaches kicks off the show announcing the massive signed guitar giveaway featuring Bad Omens, Halestorm, Fall Out Boy, Sleep Theory, and Nevertell, breaking down how listeners can enter through the channel apps and by catching the Santa Sounder. He dives into the upcoming interactive horror movie Slay Day and tries to picture audiences voting on character decisions inside a theater. He then reacts to a Reddit story about a mother in law who sabotages her grandkids Christmas gifts and argues the family should set boundaries. From there Peaches explores the new Ozempic style weight loss implant for cats called MEOW ONE while recalling his parents twenty pound cat Sam. He runs through Google’s most searched athletes of 2025, the rise of commercials on NFL RedZone, and the packed December 20th football broadcast lineup. Peaches then covers Shirley Manson’s rant about fans using beach balls at concerts and reads through a list of things people pretend to enjoy like LinkedIn, hustle culture, and content creation. He breaks down the massive news of Netflix buying Warner Bros and jokes about how far the company has come since mail in DVDs. The show then shifts to Peaches opening up about his winter driving anxiety after last year’s crash, encouraging listeners to be careful on icy roads and promoting the designated driver contest. Today’s What the Headline features a Pennsylvania town discovering their only public works employee was not certified to operate the snowplow, leaving residents to clear the streets themselves. Peaches closes by reacting to Miley Cyrus admitting she is afraid of paper and by questioning the hype surrounding the new A24 film Eddington after hearing mixed reactions. 

Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, December 4th, 2025Peaches launches today’s episode by confronting the grim reality of Idaho winter and the even grimmer reality of Viktor microwaving day-old Taco Bell lettuce, which Peaches describes with the seriousness of a nuclear incident. Then he spirals into the spectacle of Spotify Wrapped, stunned that some listeners somehow log more minutes of music than exist in a year while he’s over here listening to Howard Stern clips like a man in witness protection. He breaks down the strange emotional arc of Christmas — how the weeks of anticipation, movies, cocoa, and decorations tower over the actual holiday, which ends faster than a sneeze once the last present is opened. From there he laments the extinction of Christmas bonuses, replaced by the modern tradition of bosses handing out $15 gift cards and cold pizza like they’re performing generous acts of philanthropy. Peaches then tries to understand the Microsoft Excel World Championship like it’s an alien sport, marveling at the idea of people battling spreadsheets for prize money and a belt you can’t even flex on Instagram without explaining yourself. The sports update brings stories of Chris Paul getting dismissed at 2:40 AM, Eagles fans egging their offensive coordinator’s house after a loss, and Thanksgiving football smashing ratings so thoroughly it should count as a state holiday. He revisits his snowy drive to Rexburg — slowed not by crashes, but by Idaho drivers rubbernecking at a single routine traffic stop — before unleashing a rant about LA residents shutting down freeways to film music videos like they're auditioning for jail. He also warns listeners about Moscow, Idaho drivers drifting off the road like they’re reenacting a Nordic rally. The Giving Machine gets a spotlight, Peaches recalls interviewing Dave Mustaine, and he tears apart picture frame stickers engineered to ruin lives. He mocks complainers who think Lamb of God playing a smaller venue means they’ve “fallen off,” and declares their upcoming Salt Lake City show a guaranteed indoor stampede. Then comes today’s What the Headline: a raccoon who broke into a liquor store, guzzled bottom-shelf scotch, crashed through the ceiling, wrecked the place, and passed out in the bathroom like a disgraced woodland celebrity.  Peaches wraps the episode reacting to a mom who is giving all four kids a combined $100 Christmas and imagines thrift-store gifts that smell like old cigarettes, before shouting out The Advocates for gifting Viktor a new guitar and ending with thoughts on the masked-band debate around President, Bad Omens, and Beartooth.  Check me out elsewhere! facebook.com/brenden.peach instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem – feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhem Talking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach – feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs 

Peaches Pit Party with Peaches from Wednesday, December 3rd, 2025 / Peaches storms into midweek with a beard freshly sculpted by Kahoe, an empty fridge, a snow-fear-induced DoorDash order, and an UNO session that somehow spiraled into a life crisis courtesy of Reddit. Everything was normal until his phone lit up with a “Permanently Banned” notification from the Seether subreddit, launching him into a retelling of internet pettiness so profound it deserves its own museum wing. He recounts how a six-month-old interview with Dale from Seether triggered a moderator meltdown so dramatic it could power a soap opera, complete with a four-paragraph rage essay accusing Peaches of being the worst interviewer since microphones were invented. From there the episode swerves into a GameStop customer trading a Pokémon card for enough money to buy a used Tesla, a holiday-season plea for designated drivers who don’t feel like scraping their friends off the pavement at 2 AM, and a multi-generational avalanche of hand-me-down clutter that has millennials everywhere reconsidering whether they even want relatives. Peaches then dives into a gambler betting fifty grand on the Bears to win the Super Bowl, Tom Brady’s niece preparing to dominate professional softball, and the upcoming Barkley–Vitale crossover nobody saw coming. Then comes a full review of Consequence’s best metal albums of 2025, complete with Peaches battling fanbases that behave like medieval armies whenever their bands get criticized. He unpacks Whamageddon terror, Quentin Tarantino calling Paul Dano “weak sauce,” the disappointing reality of Hollywood Boulevard where tweaked-out Elmo tries to charge tourists thirty bucks for a photo, and a Facebook-era Burger King stunt that paid people in Whoppers to destroy friendships. Finally, he closes with a runaway reindeer sparking a military-level search team and a confused teddy bear allegedly lost in space. It’s an entire afternoon of digital outrage, holiday panic, music opinions, family clutter trauma, sports miracles, and one man trying very hard not to lose his mind during snowfall.Check me out elsewherefacebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness and Mayhemfeeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peachfeeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

Peaches Pit Party with Peaches from Tuesday, December 2nd, 2025 / Peaches launches into the afternoon like a man who’s had just enough of the internet for one lifetime after stumbling onto a Bath and Body Works comment section that devolved into a digital gladiator pit where Liz from Nebraska apparently started a revolution over a coupon code. From there, Peaches spirals into a full breakdown about STAR cards, REAL IDs, and the incoming wave of airport meltdowns that will absolutely ruin someone’s family vacation next February. He then questions the sanity of Amazon’s new half hour deliveries and vividly imagines a drone carrying Christmas pajamas getting blown out of the sky by someone in Shelley who yells yeehaw while holding a Bud Light. The show continues with the discovery of horrifying gummy pickles that threaten to end humanity, a rundown of WNBA negotiations, an NFL punter who thinks he’s John Wick, a public reminder that strapping Christmas lights to your Prius makes you an instant highway menace, and Peaches reliving his emotional snow trauma like a man who once spun out and has never known peace since. Then things absolutely detonate when he dives into a Facebook political rant involving a guy who believes evil spirits are running for city council, a 67 year old who carried a cigarette lighter in his stomach for three decades, and a woman who decided to turn local produce aisles into an indoor splash pad for her fans on the internet. All of that is followed by new tour announcements, Peaches explaining his ancient Howard Stern listening habits like he’s confessing something to a priest, and an existential awakening about how YouTube Wrapped is about to expose how many hours he spent watching his friend Andy play video games. And yes, he would still do it again.Check me out elsewherefacebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness and Mayhemfeeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peachfeeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

Peaches Pit Party from Monday December 1st 2025 / Peaches returns from his weeklong mystery illness and immediately launches into a full December proclamation complete with mathematical time pain about how far away the 90s really are now. He recounts his fever drenched fruit based survival diet, his deep disappointment in last weeks Terry Crews mac and cheese betrayal, and the ongoing feud between Peaches and every turkey on planet Earth. The show barrels into Black Friday scams Cyber Monday false promises the myth of Travel Tuesday and the idea that he might need a special suitcase just for peach shaped souvenirs if he visits Georgia. Concert talk erupts with Evanescence Spiritbox and Nova Twins before Peaches drags his own Spotify Wrapped into the light. He breaks down Thanksgiving arguments from hearing aid battles to people falling down stairs to dodge their spouse. He rants extensively about modern lingo including the unalive epidemic the era epidemic and the people who suddenly say around instead of about. The Giving Machine makes its heroic return and Peaches wonders aloud whether giving someone a five thousand dollar pot and pan set is basically an invitation to sleep on the couch forever. He confesses that he keeps throwing away plates because dishwashing is for people who do not immediately go gaming after work. He mourns the loss of a Bad Omens candle he refused to buy because he did not want to spend fifty seven dollars to literally burn his own money. And then comes What The Headline featuring a man who broke into a home unwrapped the presents and napped like a legally confused raccoon. Finally Peaches tries to determine which hobbies attract the angriest people and ends up imagining a furious bird watching league that yells at sparrows for disrespecting boundaries.Check me out elsewhere - https://facebook.com/brenden.peachhttps://instagram.com/brendenpeachhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

Peaches Pit Party from Tuesday, November 18th, 2025 / Peaches blasts into Tuesday with the excitement of a man who just discovered religion, except the religion is Culver’s finally launching a rewards program. He confesses he has basically lived on nothing but Taco Bell and Culver’s deluxe doubles for weeks, and now he can earn points for it like some kind of fast-food Olympian. After yesterday’s McRib investigation turned into a statewide manhunt, Peaches is immediately corrected by a listener whose mom works at McDonald’s, proving the McRib is secretly thriving in Idaho Falls despite the locator website being run by what he assumes is a single rogue McRib fanatic. From there, he unleashes on the Starbucks bearista cup insanity, recounting the battle lines drawn at 4 AM, the employee hoarding allegations, and Walmart stepping in with cheap knockoff bear cups that will absolutely get kids roasted at school.Thanksgiving enters the chat and instantly gets body-slammed. Peaches paints a disturbing culinary crime scene involving Jell-O salads full of clams, olives, and crab meat. He rants about bland turkey, uncomfortable family questions, and why Thanksgiving is his personal villain origin story. Then comes the cryogenic rabbit hole — the tale of a Chinese man who froze his wife in hopes of a future cure, only to start dating someone new while his first wife is chilling in a -320 degree container like a sci-fi time capsule.Sports returns with a World Cup argument involving accusations of voodoo during a shootout, a new women’s pro baseball league, and LeBron preparing to become the first player ever to hit 23 seasons. Peaches also breaks down a BBC article asking when tourists should return after disasters, imagining bewildered locals watching sunburned Americans stroll into a wrecked island like they’re rating a resort.He slams millennial burger spots charging fifty bucks for a cheeseburger and a toothpick flag, exposes a restaurant serving “fish and chips” without the chips unless you ask, and dives into the story of a Japanese woman who legally married an AI persona created through ChatGPT. Peaches tries to understand the business model of a company that plans weddings for people marrying fictional characters and spirals into what that guest list must look like.Then Boise loses its mind waiting overnight for Raising Cane’s chicken tenders, Classy97 enters a Christmas-music turf war with another station, Peaches accidentally scares himself with audio from his own Bad Omens reaction video, and a Montana man gets arrested after crashing while trying to go number one into an empty Budweiser can. Peaches ends the episode torching Call of Duty Black Ops 7 again, questioning how the developers can celebrate a game universally considered a digital dumpster fire.Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

Peaches Pit Party from Monday, November 17th, 2025 / Peaches fires up the week by tumbling straight into GameStop’s absolutely bewildering Trade Anything Day, imagining some brave soul rolling up with a mounted moose head expecting a flawless copy of Cyberpunk in return. From there, he launches into a breakdown of classic rock bands touring with lineups so replacement-heavy they’re basically tribute acts cosplaying themselves. He then falls headfirst into the bizarre new world of fridgescaping, where people proudly store orchids, framed photos, and eye cream next to the butter like it’s normal. After that comes a full investigative-reporter-level dive into the McRib locator, complete with Peaches discovering that the entire region has been abandoned except for one heroic McDonald’s in Pocatello. Sports gets its moment with the New York Jets failing to intercept anything for ten straight games, ESPN being bullied into reverting its NBA box scores back to something humans can read, and MLS finally stepping out from behind the paywall. Peaches also praises the Giving Machine in Chubbuck, shares why Red Dead Redemption is being resurrected on almost every device known to mankind, and laughs about listeners flooding Josh and Chantel with Christmas-music demands like they’re petitioning the Supreme Court. He reviews The Devil Wears Prada’s surprising hidden track that trolls old-school fans, dives into a thread about things people wrongly assume everyone knows, marvels at Ronnie Radke selling a small fortune of merch from a private jet, reacts to Call of Duty using AI to the point Congress noticed, and tells the story of a Pennsylvania man who got shot by his own dog. The episode wraps with National Unfriend Day, introspection about social media disconnections, and Peaches wondering what life would be like if follower counts had never existed at all.Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & Mayhem - feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach - feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, November 13th, 2025 / Peaches kicks things off mourning the near-miss of a Friday the 13th before launching into a full breakdown of parents who swear their kid is destined for pro sports greatness. He revisits the seagull invasion of his Southern California school, reacts to Costco fans melting down over missing Kirkland peanut butter, reads through the Idaho Falls donut wars, digs into AJ Brown fantasy troubles, LeBron’s G League detour, and Kim Kardashian lighting up the world’s most confident psychics. Peaches also unpacks California misconceptions, adulthood annoyances, Dave Mustaine praising his own album like he’s giving himself a trophy, a Florida woman flooring it to Little Caesars at 107 miles an hour, his stealth bathroom walks to avoid judgment, and the incoming stampede of locals begging for Christmas music on Classy97. If you survived this emotional demolition derby and want to witness more, come scream into the digital void with Brenden here:facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness and Mayhem: feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach: feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

Today’s Peaches Pit Party episode begins with Peaches casually announcing that Betty Boop is now a horror-movie slasher who murders podcasters, which honestly feels like a threat directed at him specifically. From there the entire show dissolves into a glorious snowball of unhinged topics: AI-generated “Peaches Pizza” nightmare videos getting posted in the KBear group, Chantel trying to decipher metal band logos like she’s solving ancient runes, and Peaches screaming about the Wicked movies because he cannot emotionally or spiritually handle musicals. TikTok girlies are now jump-training their way to enlightenment by hopping 50 times every morning, which Peaches imagines would collapse the entire KBear building if he tried it. Sports news hits like a sledgehammer — the Mavericks fire Nico Harrison, MLB pitchers are indicted for rigging parlays, and fans publicly chant “Fire Nico!” like it’s a community theater performance. Then Peaches defends a Reddit husband who wants to ditch Thanksgiving to attend a Lions vs. Packers game, because Thanksgiving food is a culinary trap and turkey is “just turkey.” An ER doctor lists the top five Thanksgiving injuries, including finger mutilation via pumpkin-related stupidity, drunk fryer explosions, and backyard football that kills uncles. Peaches confesses his new plant-dad era, roasts pretentious hobbies (especially anyone with a meditation mat or a vinyl collection featuring Tame Impala), celebrates the death of the American penny, and remembers the joy of having his car wrecked by a teenager during winter braking season. Frozen iguanas are falling out of Florida trees like lizard-shaped hailstones, Bank of America is getting sued because workers weren’t paid to log in, two grown men tried to steal an entire highway sign for no reason, and Peaches recalls the time his friend Levi proudly hung a Subway sign in his bedroom as if it were fine art. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition gets roasted for literally blowing up family homes, Peaches misses the northern lights because he was too busy eating a banh mi, and now he’s praying round two of the aurora will bless Idaho instead of Texas. An absolutely deranged, fully packed rollercoaster from beginning to end.CHECK ME OUT ELSEWHERE!Facebook: https://facebook.com/brenden.peachInstagram: https://instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem: https://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach: https://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

This episode of Peaches Pit Party turns into a full-tilt carnival the second Peaches finishes saluting Veterans Day and immediately launches into a rant about the Michael Jackson biopic teaser, YouTube commenters correcting him like they’re hall monitors, and the existential fear of wall-mounting a TV because he knows it would rip off the wall like a Looney Tunes gag. Black Friday nostalgia hits next, complete with memories of Walmart wrestling matches over Paula Deen cookware and Peaches declaring that Thanksgiving food is basically stoner cuisine masquerading as tradition. Jell-O shows up with gelatin crimes nobody asked for, Chantel accidentally summons Sanguisugabog like she’s reading from a cursed scroll, and Peaches starts printing unreadable metal logos for sport. Sports talk appears, gets roasted, and disappears again. FIFA charges $75 for parking and Peaches suggests paying the same amount to make soccer stop. Cybertrucks get roasted. Savings accounts get roasted. Apple’s $230 knitted iPhone purse gets roasted. Peaches wants Ray-Ban camera glasses so bands can spot his tall head from orbit. Maddie joins to tear apart the world’s “best cities” list while Peaches perfects the worst British accent ever recorded. The Peach Throne debate turns into a Rockstar Games appreciation zone. A British man hallucinates free-floating tatas after eye surgery. Denmark is apparently the final boss of nudism. Nude bowling exists and Peaches wants everyone to know it. Jalen Brown’s fake painted-on hair melts onto jerseys like a Sharpie. The entire episode is a guided tour through Peaches’ brain and nobody leaves unchanged.CHECK ME OUT ELSEWHERE!Facebook: https://facebook.com/brenden.peach Instagram: https://instagram.com/brendenpeach Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem: https://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach: https://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

Peaches returns to KBEAR 101 with what might be the most deranged episode of Peaches Pit Party yet. It starts wholesome enough — a trip to The Complex in Salt Lake City to catch Set It Off, Fame On Fire, Vana, and Autumn Kings — but spirals immediately into windshield trauma, AI diss tracks, poop-soaked Delta flights, and $9 bottles of Las Vegas water. From there, Peaches questions why Target is forcing employees to act like Disney greeters, investigates whether Garth Brooks is secretly a serial killer, and somehow manages to teach listeners how not to get arrested during a traffic stop. The show also includes philosophical debates like, “What’s the worst dish to bring to Thanksgiving?” (Spoiler: ambrosia should be a crime.) Between his hatred for small talk, his fear of rock chips, and his complete disinterest in politics, Peaches somehow crafts the weirdest, funniest, and most aggressively honest hour of Idaho radio you’ll hear all week.Check me out elsewhere!facebook.com/brenden.peachinstagram.com/brendenpeachNoon Hour of Madness & MayhemTalking Between The Songs with Brenden Peach

Thanksgiving gets put on trial as Peaches tries to swap the bird for brisket while replaying the family saga of people spelling his name like a Utah baby name generator and wondering why anyone still serves jello fluff at a three in the afternoon dinner. The show ricochets into the extinction of pickup lines, a stress ranking that puts flight attendants near the top, and a desperate quest for a Baja Blast pie that seems rarer than Bigfoot. Collectors get roasted for glass bear cups and popcorn trophies, ER doctors warn about ladders and step stools while Peaches swears he never needs either, and somewhere in the middle a peanut butter covered wanderer turns Purdue into a slip and slide for allergy panic. A driver tries to hand a cop a Monopoly card, someone fabricates a burglar with AI, the airport warns that holiday travel may feel like a TSA marathon, and Peaches plants his flag that Journey without Steve Perry is like karaoke at a retirement home.Find more here:https://facebook.com/brenden.peachhttps://instagram.com/brendenpeachhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

Peaches went fully off the rails in this one—starting with an AI diss track fueled by pure hatred, courtesy of Suno and some questionable moral choices, before diving straight into the unholy union of Butterball turkey pants and Gwen Stefani’s “Sweet Escape” (a song that apparently causes him physical pain). Somewhere between a rant about Thanksgiving being the most overrated holiday on the planet and plotting a road trip to Salt Lake City for Set It Off and Vanna, Peaches also teaches us that people are now making “moon water” by leaving bottles outside overnight like lunatics collecting Pokémon energy. Then, nostalgia hits hard as he mourns the death of malls from Pocatello to Westminster and wonders why every new construction project has to be overpriced apartments. Wrestling gets roasted, fashion gets bullied (ties are stupid, confirmed), and Peaches declares an all-out war on people who text “call me when you can.” The episode wraps up with a squirrel named Chunkasaurus Rex winning Fat Squirrel Week, a drunk Arizona judge going number one in public, and Tyra Banks inventing what’s literally just warm melted ice cream and calling it a “Hot Mama.” Somewhere in there, he also reviews body wash like a sommelier. It’s a wild buffet of nonsense, nostalgia, and judgment—and somehow, it’s exactly what you needed today.Check me out elsewhere!https://facebook.com/brenden.peachhttps://instagram.com/brendenpeachhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs

Peaches opens the mic and immediately swan-dives into a day where cloned dogs exist, melatonin suddenly has a mean streak, and frozen burritos get a whole timeline monologue they never asked for. Maddie wanders in like a raccoon through a screen door and the two proceed to solve absolutely nothing while debating quicksand myths, free candy vans, and whether Grandma Kidd’s brunch horn sounds like an elephant or Jade clearing his throat. Idaho Falls traffic stages a personal stunt show, Chick-fil-A cookies become a moral test, and fantasy football turns into a Shakespearean tragedy featuring a quarterback arm that bends in directions bones should not. Disturbed is not gone forever, the Dodgers are apparently inevitable, and somewhere in Florida a garage-door company accidentally lives at a stranger’s house while a Russian factory worker tries to keep an oopsie that looks suspiciously like a new car. It is loud, it is shameless, and it is very Peaches.Find me herehttps://facebook.com/brenden.peachhttps://instagram.com/brendenpeachhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/noon-hour-of-madness-mayhemhttps://feeds.transistor.fm/talking-between-the-songs