Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, November 13th, 2025 / Peaches opens the episode juggling concert announcements like a caffeineless carnival barker, breaking down a stacked Chaos and Carnage Tour lineup while openly admitting that by band number five everyone is just standing there nodding politely and pretending their legs still work. He spirals into the annual holiday panic of realizing Christmas is somehow ten days away, payday is nowhere in sight, Amazon shipping has betrayed him, and gift giving now requires financial gymnastics and emotional bargaining. That stress collides headfirst with a deeply personal rant about the end of John Cena’s wrestling career, including a full memory lane detour to WrestleMania 21, nosebleed seats at the Staples Center, and the collective disappointment of a retirement send off that felt more like someone quietly turning off the lights and locking the door behind them. From there the episode takes a sharp left into genuinely heavy territory with Peaches reacting in real time to the shocking news surrounding filmmaker Rob Reiner and his wife, reflecting on Reiner’s absurdly stacked filmography and how surreal it feels when someone whose work shaped pop culture suddenly becomes a headline for all the wrong reasons. The show then snaps back into radio mode with reminders about the signed guitar giveaway before drifting into one of the most unhinged news blocks imaginable, including outrage over World Cup ticket prices, golfers apparently playing worse when paired with people who vote differently, and a linebacker whose actual legal middle name is ESPN. Peaches shares a surprisingly intense fear of Christmas decorating injuries, recounts his mom getting shocked by a cursed old tree, and calls out Dollar Tree for committing daylight robbery while still pretending everything costs a dollar. Things get even stranger as he spotlights The Giving Machine charity vending machine, teases an upcoming conversation with Metal Burb, and questions whether streaming music has quietly turned everyone into single song goblins who forgot albums exist. The episode fully detonates when Peaches loses it over an 86 year old man being fined hundreds of dollars for spitting out a leaf that blew into his mouth, complete with grandpa level disappointment, environmental crime paperwork jokes, and the phrase aggressive leaf doing far too much heavy lifting. From there he tackles the internet’s latest collective brain malfunction debating whether the Grinch is biologically a dog or a cat, McDonald’s running out of Grinch meals, an AI system throwing a Florida school into lockdown over a clarinet, grown men brawling at a Nantucket Christmas stroll, and the deeply unsettling announcement that adult mode is coming to AI chat systems. The episode winds down with White Elephant gift trauma from the company Christmas party involving Funko Pops, a prank Roto Wipe box that landed on the absolute wrong coworker, and a final rundown of the worst Christmas gifts people have ever received, including pets nobody asked for and toilet paper wrapped with sincerity. By the time Peaches signs off, the episode has ricocheted from wrestling nostalgia to accidental clarinet based lockdowns with no regard for sanity, physics, or the dignity of leaves. 

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