Peaches Pit Party from Thursday, December 4th, 2025

Peaches launches today’s episode by confronting the grim reality of Idaho winter and the even grimmer reality of Viktor microwaving day-old Taco Bell lettuce, which Peaches describes with the seriousness of a nuclear incident. Then he spirals into the spectacle of Spotify Wrapped, stunned that some listeners somehow log more minutes of music than exist in a year while he’s over here listening to Howard Stern clips like a man in witness protection.

He breaks down the strange emotional arc of Christmas — how the weeks of anticipation, movies, cocoa, and decorations tower over the actual holiday, which ends faster than a sneeze once the last present is opened. From there he laments the extinction of Christmas bonuses, replaced by the modern tradition of bosses handing out $15 gift cards and cold pizza like they’re performing generous acts of philanthropy.

Peaches then tries to understand the Microsoft Excel World Championship like it’s an alien sport, marveling at the idea of people battling spreadsheets for prize money and a belt you can’t even flex on Instagram without explaining yourself. The sports update brings stories of Chris Paul getting dismissed at 2:40 AM, Eagles fans egging their offensive coordinator’s house after a loss, and Thanksgiving football smashing ratings so thoroughly it should count as a state holiday.

He revisits his snowy drive to Rexburg — slowed not by crashes, but by Idaho drivers rubbernecking at a single routine traffic stop — before unleashing a rant about LA residents shutting down freeways to film music videos like they're auditioning for jail. He also warns listeners about Moscow, Idaho drivers drifting off the road like they’re reenacting a Nordic rally.

The Giving Machine gets a spotlight, Peaches recalls interviewing Dave Mustaine, and he tears apart picture frame stickers engineered to ruin lives. He mocks complainers who think Lamb of God playing a smaller venue means they’ve “fallen off,” and declares their upcoming Salt Lake City show a guaranteed indoor stampede. Then comes today’s What the Headline: a raccoon who broke into a liquor store, guzzled bottom-shelf scotch, crashed through the ceiling, wrecked the place, and passed out in the bathroom like a disgraced woodland celebrity. 

Peaches wraps the episode reacting to a mom who is giving all four kids a combined $100 Christmas and imagines thrift-store gifts that smell like old cigarettes, before shouting out The Advocates for gifting Viktor a new guitar and ending with thoughts on the masked-band debate around President, Bad Omens, and Beartooth. 

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