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Bob and Miles get hijacked by Nanny and the professor this week; chaos ensues. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/7vESUiLBFw8 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Hey, Miles, why don't youout that wallet of yours? All right. Again, again with the sound. Geez. I can't. I cannot do this podcast with these stupid things, man. I cannot. Welcome to the Stag Show. Miles, how are you doing tonight? I'm doing really good, Bob. How are you doing? Yeah, I know. You've got one hand in your pocket and the other hand's making a peace sign. Yeah, I've been told. That's what you've been told. Miles has been waiting for this because this is the big reveal here. I just got back from Alaska. And my arms are tired. Yeah, I'm cold and I'm wet. And you swam. Yeah. And Miles has been waiting to hear about this now for over a week. So you've been teasing me with these pictures of you jumping out of the water on the pictures. So I wasn't, I didn't want to tell you at all. Yeah. And my wife ruined it because unlike me, I guess she's a more social person. And so she posted it on Facebook. She's like, we're in Alaska. Yeah.i know your wife reads her stuff, I think. and yes so cat was out of the bag. I wanted to wait till i got back, because i just told you i was leaving. I didn't tell you where i was going, what i was doing. You had actually told me a while back. Yeah, you did actually no because well i told you a while back, I think, that we were thinking about. Because it got canceled one time. So we were supposed to go and then we didn't go. And then this time that I went was like out of the blue a little bit. Because you know why I went this time? You're supposed to say why. Come on, Miles. Keep up your end of the bit here. Well, I'll tell you why. I think you lost your audio now. Because I got a deal. I got such a deal. Will is going to have no interest in this whatsoever. I'm listening. What are you talking about? It's way for it to get funny. I'm like, come on, man.Douglas, on the other hand, is the demographic of where I was at. Because I was on a cruise ship with a bunch of old people in Alaska. Will will be like… I'm 42. I'm 43. I'm not young. I'm 42, just not in base 10. Oh, okay. Well… I'm always 42. Or 41. There's not a person in the world that doesn't want to be black for the mere reason that Will is the same age as Douglas. There you go. What the fuck? You just got to get your bases right. Yeah. Cocoa butter. Cocoa butter. Did you say cocoa butter? You don't look the same age as me. I can't. I'm sorry. So I went to Alaska on a cruise and I knew that there's going to be a lot of old people. Yeah. I mean, that's given. Right. But my wife and I got this thing where we want to get around to all 50 states. And, you know, two of the harder ones to get to are Hawaii and Alaska. We've been to Hawaii a couple of years ago. Right. And opportunity came up a deal like no other. And so we're going to Alaska. Yeah.And so, yeah. So we went. And it was crazy. I won't recommend it to anyone if you don't like flying or being on a boat for an extended period of time. Did you like the old people? Doug? Did you like the old people or not? No. I really don't like people much at all. That's why I'm a cartoonist. I'm kind of, I'm insulted now that you didn't like old people, you know? Well, these aren't the nice old people. These are the old people that are like, where's my free drinks and where's my free food? You know, and they'll run you down. We're not going to get anything free on this podcast. I'm giving you free exposure, Douglas. Douglas Moody, everyone. I'm just asking for a friend. What's that?There are no hookers on this boat. Oh, it's probably loaded with hookers, Will, to be honest with you. I don't have no idea. Oh, okay. If you don't mind to have a 75-year-old hooker, I think you'd be all set. Miles, on one hand there, would be like, let me at it.

Bob talks about his long and illustrious baseball career, while Miles learns how square dancing is a rite of passage for some. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffin5oyZzUs Bad AI Transcript of the show this week writing for it on my end. Okay, recording is on. Look at that. Oh, great value. Okay. we can't afford me up. So you have great value it's uh it's yeah you know what you know, it's for poor people like me i know yeah okay yeah don't you don't have to say it. You don't have to say it. Don't say it basically that's the drip tray at the cafe. They have all the drinks. Make your jokes go ahead yes it's from the drip tray. Mm-hmm. Remember when you were a kid, baseball, you'd say, I want a suicide. That would be all the flavors from the machine. You ever do that? Yeah, I know what that is. Then it evolved, and you're like, I want a suicide, last one, seven up. Yeah. Because then it would taste like seven up, because that was the last one.Ah, okay. Yeah, I didn't know you could do that, but okay. Oh, you didn't do that one? No. Well, I know. I just thought you just put flavors in it. I didn't know you could control what it tastes like. Yeah, if you put the 7-Up in last, it usually tasted like 7-Up then, as opposed to the nastiness that was all the flavors. Yeah. You want squirt? I want squirt. I did I didn't do that a lot. I was the kid that was like, I'm not doing that. I'm not allowed. No, I was like, I don't want, if I'm getting a free drink, cause usually the coach, right? So I'm not ruining it by having all these other flavors in there. Uh, you kids like beer, right? Coach butter maker. That's right. I was in the bad news bears. Yeah.I was the stats kid, yeah. You were Eggberg, right? No, I was the catcher. I was the guy with the glasses with the pen and keeping all the stats. I got to be jealous of you. I never actually was in any of that, so I'd actually be jealous of you. Really? You never did Little League or anything? Mm-mm. There was a really short period of time. Just be glad that you weren't. Yeah. Because it was a really short period of time. My brother was like a really good pitcher for a while. Okay. When he was younger. Right. Yeah. So, well, because he's really, my brother's really tall. Right. And he's got really long arms and everything. So whenever he was really tall, when he was young and the combination of, of that,And being, you know, mildly coordinated made him a really good pitcher for little league. Okay. All right. Because he could like, you know, really step off the bag, you know, step off the pitcher's mound forward and really sling that ball because he had this big, long ape arms. He's throwing feces. That's right. And so then I get, I'm, I'm, you know, several years younger. So then I get to be of Little League age, and all these people want me on their team because my brother was such a good pitcher. Your legacy. Right, exactly. They're like, well, if Monkey Boy did really good, then maybe his little brother. Sally. That's right. We'll do just as well. I wasn't as tall. I was tall, but not as tall as him. I still am not. And it was a big letdown.I got on a team. I had no talent whatsoever. They're trying to make me a pitcher, and they're like, this guy sucks. You're going to break it to him, and he's shit. Nothing like your brother. I didn't say I was. Oh, my God. This is hilarious. This is the funniest show. Oh, my God. I got this huge, huge letdown. I got built up because all these people are like, you got to be on our team, son. And I'm like, okay. And then like right during practice before the first game, it's like, we made a big mistake. Bringing on that kid. Lord, us. Yeah. They're like, I mean, it'd be all right if he couldn't hit, but he can't hit and he can't throw. Could you run? No. Oh, gee. I couldn't do any of it. I thought you were this mud volleyball guy that you're always bragging...

Miles takes in a show that stretches him to his limits, while Bob can't believe he is still going to concerts. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/sDKVaFMdxRA Bad AI Transcript of the show this week It should be any minute now. I'm coming out. You know, just because Miles wants to hear it. I'm good. Hey everyone, this is Miles. You're very subdued now that we're recording. I don't know what happened to you there. I'm here with my friend Jimmy. I wrote a book of poems. Bingo! It's called How One Bullet Ruined Christmas. That's a good one, isn't it? It's coming out soon. I think that was after he did Liberty Valance. Yeah. It's a book of poetry about bingo, and that's the last poem. Oh, okay. One Bullet Ruined Christmas. It's all about bingo, but you may not want to hear it. I thought you were going to talk about his prison book called Jimmy Stewart, I Like My Soap on a Rope. What, what, what, what?I don't know where to go with that. I don't know. I don't know. This is miles. I just started. I have no, I don't know. I was driving to Chicago. I was just, you know, you put together words. I go, well, maybe funny, like a name of a poem, like how one bullet ruined Christmas, you know, like, uh, as it seemed funny. I don't know. A lot of people that, uh, have that one on their playlist. Yeah. I don't know. You know, just thinking of funny things when you're driving. I'm like, oh, okay, that's funny. Well, speaking, you've just mentioned it. You went on a little bit of an adventure this weekend. Yes. Do you want to tell? I tried to approach you about it on our usual talking ahead of time. And you were like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.No, no, no. No, my son had got concert tickets to a rock and roll program at Soldier Field this weekend, and I felt obliged to go. I'm talking like my aunt now. It's funny. I felt obliged to go. Why not? Yeah. So I go out to… Go, let's go. Let's do it. And, uh, we got there, no problems. And we ate at our favorite restaurant. I'll plug for a place called twin anchors, which is like the best rib joint in Chicago. Uh, it's sinatra's old place. You know, he used to hang out there. They filmed a couple movies there, including one of the batman movies. It's pretty cool. It's in the neighborhood, old town, uh, got to talk to the manager a little bit, you know?Uh, I was hitting around for free cocktails and food, but you know, that didn't happen, you know, and, uh, sure. But it is what it is. It is what it is. And then, uh, it is what it is. We got to see, uh, you know, the old neighborhood where my dad grew up at that was right by there in old town there. And, uh, we, uh, my son's like, there's a pop-up store. He goes, before we check in. Right. Yeah. To the fleabag hotel that we are in. Which hotel did you stay at? Which one? I thought we were at the Congress, actually. Oh, okay. Yeah, I've been there. Yeah, Congress. And I was mistaken. We were close to it, but we were actually not at the Congress. I'm like, oh. Oh, you weren't at the Congress. No, I'm glad I checked my phone because I would have walked right in and demanded a room over the room that I didn't have. Where's my room at, buddy? Listen, mate. Listen, mate. I'm talking to Al Capone.Yeah. Right. Yeah. My dad's from Chicago. Kiss it. And he goes, listen, uh, it's going to be a little bit of a hike, but, uh, there's like a pop-up store for this concert. Right. I'm like, okay. And, uh, so we're going down and you see everyone wearing their concert shirts, all these young folk, you know, all these guys in their twenties. Did you say who you were seeing? I don't know if you mentioned that yet. Yes. Uh, it was called the very best of bread. So the band bread was getting back together. And, uh, I'm a big fan of the song. If, as you know, no, we were going to see, uh, yeah. Then why can't I pay you? Oh, but you seem to know it pretty well.

Bob rents heavy machinery from McLovin, while Miles gets put in his place at the pharmacy. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/A7L0hgP4QSA Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Oh, yeah. Okay. I swear to God, you just said my butthole. No. I don't know what you're talking about. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Static Show. This is Bob. Hey, everyone. This is Miles with Static Radio. Talking about his butthole. Talking about Bob's b-hole, apparently. Mm-hmm. Oh, whatever he's into. Considering the week you've had. Yeah, that's true. That's true, yeah. I believe, wasn't it in Clerks, all holes filled three? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I don't know. At the good old video store there? I don't know what I think about that. I can't talk about some things that happen to me. Yeah, talk about everything that happens to your old uncle Miles. I've got secrets. It changes. Tell me, Miles is a secret boy. That's right. I've got lots of secrets. You hear one? Can't tell you.Oh my goodness. I'm tired. So, you know, I've been doing yard work. Yeah, I'm always doing the yard work. I've been doing a lot of DIY stuff, you know. Yeah, you love doing that. Down in yonder. I don't know. Do it yourself, right? Yes. And I've rented I talked about renting the stump grinder a while back. I've rented a couple more things since then. One of them was a little mini bulldozer thing. Like a bobcat? Like a bobcat, but even smaller. You stand on the back of it And you got a big scoop and you scoop up stuff. I've been moving rocks. Skid loader. Like a skid loader. Yeah, exactly. Thank you. Did you just look that up or something? I know rednecks. I speak redneck. I speak redneck. Yeah. Continue on. Some other languages. Yeah. So anyway, the place that I go to get these things, it's like a family run.you know, kind of place. And so, you know, there's on the inside, I mentioned on the outside, those guys, you know, we were going to outside on the inside. It's, it, it's like a grandpa and his grandson, uncle Jesse that work. No, not uncle Jesse, but the kid who the younger one, right. But he's, You know, he's not that young. He's probably like 30 or something. Yeah. Looks like McLovin. Ha ha ha! with a glass like christopher mince plentz his name is and looks like mcglovin he's got glasses. He's just kind of gawky and gangly and and he's always like frantic. Every time i go there to get something, you know, he's frantic. Or more so bringing it back because so like normal when you get it, I mean, he goes through and gives you the paper. You gotta sign away your life, you know, on this line that says basicallyyou're responsible if you kill yourself or you kill anyone else, or, you know, you lose a digit or two, um, you got to sign all this stuff. And, uh, you know, you guys, where you got big weekend plan. And, uh, yeah, I was going to hang out with you. What do you think? Yeah. And so then, so I bring them back the skid loader. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, and so he usually checks you back in. So you, you come in and he's, he's like, okay. And he's like, is it out? It's outside. Yeah. It's out the side door. Woo. He runs out there, you know, and he checks it over to make sure I haven't broken it. Um, yeah. And checks to make sure I put gas in it. Cause that's one of the big, sure. Yeah.you have to spray it down. You can't bring it back all filthy. Right. Well, that makes sense. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Spaz. So then, but this one last time I went, he, he did that and he goes, okay, nobody's here yet. Uh, bring it on around back and we'll get it off the trailer. Uh, and, uh, I'm like, okay, so I drive around into the yard and, uh, I'm, you know, get parked and I'm doing the wind down, you know, to put the foot down so you can take a hitch off the back of the thing there. Oh, yeah. And, oh, my God, I thought he was going to throw a fit. I wasn't doing it fast enough. Come on, man. He's like, he, he, he,

Miles gets tough with an authority figure, while Bob sees what goes on behind the scenes. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/mUUr3NLwi14 Bad AI Transcript of the show this week ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Hey, everybody. What are we saying? This is Bob. Marijuana. Hey, everyone. Miles. Is that another version? Yes, it is. Last verse. Oh, is that from your high school days? No, that's from the song, actually. The real song. Oh, okay. I had no idea. Weird wow stuff. That's right. You would not know that, I know. I know, well… a native speaker like yourself i know you love to impress people with your ability to speak yes spanish i love spanish love it It's your best thing. Makes me feel good all inside. Glad all over. Yeah. And then some. And then some. So… You okay there? Yeah, I'm just going to hack up some loogie while I'm going to mute myself. Well, hey, every night, every time we record, it's like you just got home from football practice. I got mesothelioma or something. Do you really? I don't know. I just guessed. You got everything. Anything they advertise, you got it. You got it. You got it.No, I'm all right. I need all the drugs. I got it. I'm so tired of being dead. I'm so tired of being dead. Won't you put a tombstone above my head? Everybody. Yeah. They were already old when they started that group. They weren't that old. Older than me. No, they were not. Yes, all of them were. Negative. Nope. What? Nope. I would look that up, my friend. You would be wrong. At the time they started, not now. You would be wrong. You would be wrong. Who was younger than me when that group started? Roy Orbison. You're such an idiot. Roy Orbison, the oldest one. He was 75 when that group started. Look it up. It's true. Look it up. All right. I meant when the group started, not today. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. When that group started, I was like 30 or something. Right. And Roy Orbison definitely was not 30. No, I'm saying your age now. I mean, you're like 75 or something. No, you said my age now. No, I didn't. I said not my age now.No, you said no. You said my age now. No. There was not a not in it. Swear to God. Anyhow, let's not talk about them anymore. Hey. So… Yeah, let's talk about me for once. Talk about you and your… For once, okay. Your freaking obsession with old rock stars. Yeah. Everybody. Yeah, okay, enough. We don't need to hear it. We did Red and the Monkey Man. We're hot up for cash. Yeah, okay. All right, go ahead. So anyway, you've been making fun of me because I've been trying to be a more active person. To be a man. In my past. I'm not a gym person, per se. Right. I've not been a gym person You know, I did, you know, in high school, in school, go to gym. And then, you know, I had to go to the gym in college because I hurt my leg so bad. That's where I had to go for rehabilitation when I hurt my leg. But I've not been an avid, you know, gym rat kind of person. So here lately I've been going and trying to do some stuff, you know.You made fun of me for doing aqua aerobics. So I've been swimming, right? Like swimming laps and things. Right. And so I've noticed a trend at the gym. So I go early in the morning. I go first. My wife and I go together. We go and we swim. And, you know, we put in our time, do our regiment, whatever you want to call it. And then, you know, because everything's segregated by men and women, she goes to the women's locker room. Right, right. What were you thinking I was going to say? No, you know, I mean, you live by St. Louis and you start talking about segregation. I go, oh, geez, I don't. Oh, no. And then I go to the men's locker room. Yeah. Here recently, I've noticed a trend. Men with uncircumcised penis. No, that wasn't where I was going with that. I was just trying to speed along your story a little bit. I'm sorry. Have I taken too much time for you?Well, no,

Bob is surprised because Miles actually showed up after he was invited to play pinball in McLean. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/tecH59aeamI Bad AI Transcript of the show this week I'm like, Ash. Apparently, you don't invite Miles' title over. It only perpetuates it. I'm trying to drink, jerk, all right? Thanks a lot. Hey everybody, what we're saying is this is Bob and I'm chiplets and your house smells like ash. We got this new Glade freshener. It smells like ass. That's right, honey. Smells like ass. Fresh ass. With a name like ass, it's got to be good. Hey, everybody. Welcome. Yeah. Welcome. You never know what's going to come out of Miles' mouth just before I hit the record button. I know. Last week, I was talking about top guys and bottom guys, and this week, this house smells like ass. This house smells like ass. It does. It's your house. Do something. Get some sage or something. I live with like 20 animals and two other humans. It smells like ass around here, right? Yeah.Are you trying to blame somebody for this? If I could open the windows right now, I would. I mean, are you not partially at fault, perhaps? You know what? I just had a dog unbeknownst to me eat out of the litter and put her snout on my arm and left shitty litter on my forearm. I had to go wash off Right after our pre-show chit-chat that we like to do. Yeah, nice. Gross. A little pecan sandy. Yeah, nice. I want to see that. I don't know. Your house. I'm glad your house has filters built in and stuff and magical shit. You know, whatever. Actually, we do have some. I know. I know. You have some weird thing. Hapafelter. Yeah, I know. You got all sorts of cool stuff. Yeah, we got all kinds of weird stuff going on here. Yeah, I've been there. Been there. Yeah, exactly. It's like Scaramunga. He's got all this cool stuff. Nick, Nick. Scaramunga.Yeah. I have a little guy lives in the walls. Does my bidding. He dresses real nice. So, uh, apparently just like a, um, you know, like an eclipse every few years, uh, miles and I actually saw each other in person, uh, on Saturday. We had our, uh, Mandate. So, yeah. Mandate. Sounds like a court order or something. It was a mandate. No, I was just kidding. No, I happened, I was tagging along on a business, pseudo business trip with my wife to Bloomington, Illinois. I said, Miles, there's this really interesting place in McLean. called Arcade Unlimited. I thought it was a strip club. I was like, okay. That's right. You're like, Arcade? I know all her work. Oh, yeah. And I said, why don't you come over? We'll go check this thing out. It's got all these pinball machines and stuff like that, games and whatnot. And, you know, I threw it out there. I said, I'm going to go. Whether you go or not, I'm going. Mm-hmm.And, you know, I figured about 50, 50 chance. I figured it at 50, 50. My wife was more like a 70, 30. Yeah. That you would not even show up. Yeah. But you did. I did. And I was early. Yeah. And you were early. Exactly. Actually, the funny thing about you being early, let me, uh, I got to look here and see if I can find it. So I took a picture of, I was kicking around waiting for, you know, I was a little early waiting for you to show up and, oh, you aren't in my picture. That's what I was looking for. And I took a picture of a Coca-Cola, like on the side of a brick building, somebody had, they painted like a Coca-Cola sign.advertisement and a thing for a barbershop. And I took a picture and the next thing i know, I'm walking in that direction and there's a guy flipping me off. It was you! It was me! About 10 minutes early, which is like unheard of. Oh, I was 20 minutes early at least. Oh no, I know you're only 10 minutes early because i mean, tops was 15 because i was just walking around killing 15 minutes because i was early. Well, I knew you'd be early. I'm like, he's early. I know it. Yeah. And then there he is. I'm like,

Miles' chances fate at the neighborhood Walmart, while Bob continues a journey of firsts in his life. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/RVlt-esAFEs Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Hey, my workstation. This is Bob. Oh, you started recording that. You jerk. Frickin' jerk, man, for recording that, man. That's some bullshit, man. Oh, my gosh. That is some bullshit. That's some bullshit. That's some bullshit. All right, let's edit that out, man. I want people to know. Editor. We'll fix that in post. We'll fix it in post. Yeah, thanks. Fix it in post. I'm on top again. Yeah? Yeah. Well, I know you have some ego problems, so. Well, no. I have some problems. Oh, my God. You were like on one tonight. You were on a tear. I got one less problem without you. Mm-hmm. You know that? Yeah, you're trouble tonight. Walmart for Christ's sake. I did. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you'd already went. I already went. Yeah. Every time you go Walmart, when you're in one of these snits, you get yourself in trouble. I know. I just went there to get a story. I'm like, man, I need something like weirdos to do some weird stuff. If I walk around the store long enough, my, uh, uh,my sweatpants who don't have a drawstring will fall down and that'll be a funny story. You know, that is not too far from the truth, actually. That's the funny part. The soiled shirt I've been wearing all week. You know, say something about it. I would hope that wouldn't happen tonight because I'm wearing like these old Chicago bear, like boxer underwears and they're full of holes. I refuse to throw it away. And my wife is like, please, please throw those away. And I go, no, I will not until they win the Superbowl again. I will not throw these away. This is like the flag. You don't throw it away. You burn it. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah, these are like the nastiest, holiest things, you know. I mean, if I leave my drawers, people are going to see like a lot of stuff dangling and stuff because it's just the way it is. Because I got pendulous butt cheeks.i don't even know what that means my nickname in high school was clackers yeah Oh, nice. They call me metronome. Oh, there was a kid in high school that had a lot of back acne and they used to call him pizza ass. How did you get through that? It wasn't me. It wasn't me, dude. All right. Yeah, unfortunately, he had a hearing problem. He kept saying, boy, everybody says I'm a piece of ass. Which is weird, the boys' locker room. Yeah, you're right. Well, hey, you take it where you can get it. Yeah, I try not to spend a lot of time in the boys' locker room. Even as an adult. I hope you don't spend time. Coach Tidal, what are you doing staring at us? You're a weirdo, man. You've got some weird stuff going on. I'm doing jock check, son. Just a jock check. It's a swimming class. Oh. Always be prepared. Safety first.You never know when an errant kick gets you right in the jimmies, you know? Although, I know I've told you this before, but my dad went to Chicago school and they said they had to swim naked all the time. Right. We're playing shirts and skins and water polo, kids. That's weird, man. If they would have said, okay, you're all going to swim naked, I'd be like, I'm taking the zero right now. I'm taking the zero. It was normal back then. I mean, people just ran around naked. No, come on. That's weird, man. No, it was all part of the culture. Okay. Hey, you swim naked? Yeah, I swim naked. You swim naked? Yeah, I swim naked. I swim naked. Hell, we went to class naked. It's all naked. That guy. We called the nudie school. I said, you go to nudie school? Yeah, I went to nudie school. I don't think my dad went to nudie school, jerk. You freaking jerk. I'm pretty sure he did. Nah, come on. My dad went to Waller High School. Screw you, man.Hey, he's a baller from Waller, the nudie school. Mm-hmm. Oh, my gosh. Well, you remember last week,

Bob joins in some fancy water games, while Miles takes his old dog out on a birthday adventure. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/Jjs1RtVn8OE Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Little. You got little. Yeah, you got little. There we go. You got little, but now you're big. I got little. Now I'm big. That could be a song. Got little. You're little. Little big. I call him little big because he's little and he's big. Oh, yeah. He's little and he's big. Yes. I had to. Hey, this is Miles, and you took me by surprise. I didn't realize that you were laughing, laughing, laughing. You just love that song, don't you? No, I started following the singer's daughter on TikTok. Yeah, I would gather there's a lot of daughters you're singers you're following? Uh, Lorelei, Lorelei, Lorelei Bachman. I told her that I would sing her daddy. What's that? I told her that I'd sing her daddy's song on the podcast. Oh yeah. And she goes cha-ching. Yeah. Like where's the money, dude? No. You know, like a buck and a quarter. So I did. So promise kept. Okay.Promise kept. If you call it that, sure. Promise kept. How many other famous daughter, singers' daughters are you following? Oh, God damn it. What was that guy? It was a one-hit wonder. Norman Greenbaum. No, no, no. I won't think of it. I will not think of it, but like He always mentions it. Like, hey, just so everyone knows who my dad is. Just so everyone knows that he had that one song. He had the one song. I don't remember what the fuck. What era was it? I was in the 80s. Madero's? Glenn Madero's or something. Glenn Madero's? Yeah. No, I don't know. Someone like that. I don't know. It was like daughters all like, hey, look at Living La Vida Loca? Yeah. Ricky Martin? Yeah, it was Ricky Martin, yeah. Okay. Well, now that we've solved that riddle. Riddle me this, Bob Lament. Right. Riddle me this. So, are you okay? Are we all right? No, my nose is itchy, sorry. Oh, God. Well…That's, you know, put it a work order for Christ's sake. Yeah. Itching that nose like a job. Mm-hmm. It's like road work on the summertime. Christ. You remember a long time ago, you accused me of picking my nose on the air and I didn't. I said, I was itching it. And you're like, no, you were picking your nose. I saw you picking your nose that I ate it when you didn't look. And you're like, Oh, a hundred bucks. This is smells. Kid eats the booger. You're wrong. You're wrong. So did you, are you admitting to revelation? No, I wiped it on your coat. Oh, what? Yeah, that's okay. Laughing. Laughing. Did she ever say that her father was in an insane asylum or anything? I missed that part of the story if she did. I don't know. Maybe that's where he got the song from. Everybody around him was laughing. Laughing.Oh, my goodness. Yeah. Well, this last week, two things have happened to me. Let me put it this way. I'm going to change it a little bit. Two things. I have done two things that I've never done in my life this last week. All right. I'm going to tell you about one of them, and then I'll tell you about the other one another time, perhaps. Intriguing. So my wife is trying to, you know, I'm getting older. There's no doubt about it. Yeah. And my wife is, um, you know, encouraging, she's doing it herself and she's encouraging me to come along, which typically in the past, I probably would have not do anything. you know, certain exercise type things that I would not normally do. Are you kegeling? Well, I've always kegeled. I say kegel, you say kegel. Um, no. So this last week she goes, let's go to water aerobics. Okay.I want video. I want video of this. Yeah, I want video. And so she's been going swimming, like swimming laps, right? Yes. And she's like, come with me. We're going to go swim some laps. And I'm like, okay. Come with me. I'll go with you because I have neglected myself for eons. Go to the Y? Yeah, go to the Y, swim some laps. Yeah.

Miles subjects his son to urination ridicule, while Bob witnesses the forces of good and evil over lunchtime. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/pHaYKKWzeoc Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Oh, man. you and me and me and you and me and them and me and him and them Hey, everybody. Hey, everyone. This is miles title on static Radio. You need to do a really good job of not actually getting any tune whatsoever when you did that. It's like, you can't, It's a true story if you have any idea who Jackie Gleason was. He did. He actually was a best-selling recording artist and knew nothing of music. Yeah, so what? Like the Honeymooners theme song, he made up. He goes like this. Then they made it better, obviously. Okay. All your trivia needs right here. And if you need more worthless trivia, welcome to Static Radio. You want to know about people who've long been since dead. Listen to Static. Oh, God, no. Not again. Not again. I couldn't help it. Oh, my God. I mean, I just envision that youhear that constantly throughout your day. Miles, where are you, Miles? We need you to come here and fix the toilet. Right? And then what happens in your head another glorious day be miles title. If you're listening now, just turn it off and go to something better. Don't, yeah. You can listen to that thing i was telling you about where the seance people The ladies got naked in that. I'm not going to listen to your weirdo fantasies. The spirit back in the spirit, spiritualist days where they, uh, you know, yeah okay yeah the spirits made me do it. Yeah, that's what you would say off the air. Bob had some fantasy about spiritualism. And all kinds of crazy stuff. I don't, that sounds weird yeah sounds like what happens is Miles sees all that, but he doesn't get to participate. Oh, God. Okay, that's three times. Okay.That's enough. I'm done. I'm done. Are you done? Come on. It's three times now. Please just stop. Now I'll just do it myself. Okay. I can live with that. Oh, you can live with that. Okay. Yeah. So yeah. No, I mean, this all weird stuff you hear on the internet. Come on. Got to give it up. Meanwhile, love that weird stuff on the internet. hey, have you guys heard any weird stuff on the internet? You know, if they made one of those K-Tel records of, you know, just the weird stuff you hear on the internet, that would be a good commercial. Hey, Kate was back. Internet hits only from Kate's hell. Five minute fart. I thought that was static radio. Oh, there we go. Yeah. I wonder if you get, I wonder if people do that. Do you remember whenever, I remember when I was young, you may not remember this because you don't ever remember anything. Um,they used to at the grocery store, they would sell old radio, uh, on CDs. You remember this or cassettes? It'd be like, uh, yeah, I used to have Molly and you know, all these things I used to, I don't want to brag, but, uh, I think my mom bought this for me. How to be a comedian by Henny Youngman. Really? Yeah. I had that by Henny Youngman. Seriously. Yeah. My mom, I think, bought this for me, how to be a comedian. She was a nice mom, wasn't she? She was. No, she still is. She's nice. How did it help you in your journey here? He said something like it's okay to steal other people's material and stuff if you don't really have material. It's always going to suck when you hit a young one. That's the one…That was the one nugget I took out of that. Like, okay, it's okay to steal. The only thing I took out of the Henny Youngman playbook. Yeah. If Milton Berle said it, it could be yours. Yeah. Yeah, that's great. Yeah, no, we had a couple of those. Yeah, I know what you're talking about, Mr. Elitist. Nowadays, I wonder if it would go over if you just rip things from the internet, make a DVD compilation, and sell it at the checkout. You know, I don't think that would play very well. You don't think so? No.

Bob gets hassled at the car wash while Miles finds love at the WWII museum in New Orleans. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/QspRcbOmlPU Bad AI Transcript of the show this week waiting for it i know i'm coming out so you better get the party started oh that's i'm coming up oh really Hey, everyone. Miles Tartle with the Static Radio Show. Thanks for pulling up a chair and listening. Maybe I'm coming out and not coming up. Some people said you were coming out. Yeah, could be. Could be. Never know on these things. Yeah. Things happen. People, people, people happen. Things happen. You and your friend Kip. What a day for a daydream. Oh, Miles. So I think the vacation's still happening in this world, even though it's not happening in my world. Yes. But I have a couple of pre-vacation stories for you. So getting ready for vacation. Right. Kind of. Okay. So the first one is…So we drove up to Michigan and we got, you know, the van and the six seater and everybody went together in the van. So before we were going to go up there, I'm like, you know, we got to clean this thing up because it's filthy. You know what I'm saying? With your jizz rags and stuff. No, come on now. So I'm like, So I had taken my… Jizz rags. No, my children's hassle. They had jizz rags too? No. So I had taken my kids. We went and went bowling for fun. Bowling? Bowling. Bowling. the outrageousness of it. We went bowling, you see? And, uh, so we went bowling. So after bowling i'm like i'll take you i'll take you bowling and then afterwards you know will you help me clean out this van? So we'll be ready to load up, you know, in a day here. So we can head out to go on vacation. What are the crusty tissues, dad? Yeah. Yeah. I go, miles was in the van.Don't worry, boss. Two years ago, he was here. You keep saying there's Krugerians in here, but no. I have them now, assholes. Oh, good. Well, hey, good for you. So we go bowling. We have some fun bowling and playing some video games and whatnot. Who won? My daughter's boyfriend won one game. Ezekiel. Good. He did good. Ezekiel. Zeke, as we call him. Zeke. Ezekiel, yeah. And then I won the first game. We just played two. Did you do like a granny thing where you kind of go low? No, I know how to bowl, my friend. Oh, really? Oh, yes. I mean, not well, but I actually know how to throw the ball like a normal bowling person. I thought your large hips would get in the way of you, like, you know, doing it. Thank you. Yeah. I had to go around it? No. Yeah. So, yeah. So, we went bullets. And then afterwards, I'm like, okay, now here comes the work, right? So, I'm like, in town, there's, like, there's a couple, three, like, you know, fancy car washes where you get your, you drive, you know, you go in and it grabs your car's wheel and pulls you through the car wash.Car wash. Car wash. You youngsters have never seen Car Wash. No one's going to know what that is. No one will know what that is. No, you should watch it. It's an old movie. I know it's an old movie. My God. It's a great movie. It's fantastic. It tells you all about working at a car wash. It does. And then it has good songs as well. George Carlin was in it too. I think. Yeah. I just mentioned that he's a cab driver. So, um, we, I go, well, there's a new one. So we just, so we try out the new one rather than going to the same old one. Plus the old one, we have to, it's further away. Yeah. They're all like, yeah, sure. Whatever, you know, whatever, you know, what do you, whatever you want to do, old man, I've got, you know, I got, uh, tricked into cleaning the car.for a couple games of bowling. List your title. You got any whippets? I don't have no whippets. So we go up to, and I'll tell you the name of the place because it's a chain of places. It's called the Car Club Car Wash. Of all the Ks, I bet, right? No, no, no Ks. Oh, okay. The Car Club. C C C W C C C C senior. So the, um,

Miles gets all the extras on his New Orleans vampire tour, while Bob encounters a very knowledgeable lighthouse keeper. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/ZhlEvvp45Tw Bad AI Transcript of the show this week You tell her to shut up. Goodness gracious. You're so mean to people. I'm not mean. That's being mean. I just said wave. That's being mean. No, no. You told the lady to shut up. She doesn't have no feelings. She's like you. She has no feelings. Yeah. Oh my goodness. hey everyone, this is miles title with the static radio Podcast. Podcasting for over 25 years in the nude. What are you what are you drinking like a yogurt smoothie or something? I like to be edgy, you know me. Poor Ken. Look, he can't even look at you. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Too low. Too low. Too low. He can't even stand to listen to you. Sorry, man. My goodness. Well, welcome, everybody. Welcome, Ken, to the audience tonight. So nice to have you here. Thank you. It's big news this week because this probably never happened in the whole time we've been recording.is miles and i went on vacation at the same time. But not together. But not together. Well, never together yeah there's no no there's no way in hell i would go with you and your family. No, there's no way. Oh yeah. It was interesting that it worked out that way. And then for a while i really thought i was going to see you in michigan and i was really dreading it. I lied. I said i was gonna be like stalking you and, Yeah. I went to Mackinac Island in Michigan and you're like, I'm going to go to Mackinac in Michigan. Don't you believe it? I'm like, Oh Christ. This is like a nightmare. Because I never told you where I was going. You're like, oh, no. I found out the same way everybody else did from your nudie pictures that you post online. Come on. Get out of here. Come on. Pro tip for everybody. As I was traveling, there's a place called Sweetwater, which is acompany that sells like musical instruments and you know cabling and headphones and anything that you can do for music right like studio equipment and it's in Fort Wayne Indiana and they literally have a building that's like a mall but it's just one music place it's all one big store and the pro tip is they have the best bathrooms that I've been in in a long time Honestly. I don't care about i don't know about the product, but man, their bathrooms are A1. The product has got to be great because this bathroom, it was like going into like, you know, a really super upscale restaurant or five-star hotel, this bathroom. So we stopped there and it's literally like a mall. I mean, it's the headquarters for Sweetwater, which I don't know if you, I used to get their catalogs many years ago and now they're all online, obviously, but, and they would have deals, you know, on keyboards and guitars and everything. And, and I'm like, Oh, and so we were traveling with my family and my daughter's boyfriend's like, Oh, if we're going to be near Fort Wayne, can we stop at Sweetwater? And I'm like, yeah, sure. Why not? Right.And so we're driving through Fort Wayne. We got ourselves some lunch, although we could have had it at Sweetwater. They literally have like a restaurant inside the building. I mean, it's like a mall. It's crazy. No kidding. They had free video games and free pool. Yeah. And then, of course, so they want to look at everything. You know, I'm not that hip on it. So. my wife and I wander around the place and I'm like, you know, I could use, this is a good pit stop, you know? And she had, she had kind of torn off and went to the restroom before me. And she comes, I go, how's the restroom. And she goes, is really, really nice. Oh. And I'm like, I'm like, let's do a couple of laps to get this stuff working out of my belly.Cause you know, I'm not, I don't like to go dirty bath. You hate public bathrooms. I hate public bathrooms. And she's like, I'm, she's like,

Bob gets a visit from Ron Weasley, while Miles watches the Netflix serial killer catalog. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORcHzXzC87E Bad AI Transcript of the show this week uh Hey everyone, this is Miles with Static. That was an odd way to introduce yourself. You could be like on one of those Netflix serial killer shows. I do watch a lot of those. I'm sure you do. I don't understand the appeal of that. My wife watches those things. And I'll be busy doing something else and I'll come by and I'll be like, what are you watching? I'm with this guy in Ohio who killed a bunch of people for no reason and buried them. I'm like, what is this? What's the entertainment value in that? Can you explain that to me? Between that and a Hallmark movie, I will watch the serial killer movie. I'm waiting for the Candace Cameron Burr Murders the Neighborhood Hallmark Christmas film and then I'll be satiated. It'll be fantastic. It's like everything's happening. Don't talk to me about Kirk. I know he's a weirdo. There's so many of them. I mean, there's justoodles and oodles of these things on the streaming service. When did they make all these? Have they only been made in the last two years or something? It's just crazy. No, it's been going on. They've been making these. Have they? I just don't watch them. It's just weird. I find myself, if I sit down, I'll be totally watching it and being like, what happened? Yeah. Some things I don't watch. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think that everybody pertains to everyone. Some things we don't watch. Yes. I started watching this thing. My wife was watching this thing about people that have like left the Amish religion or something. And they have different segments. And I'm like, I don't really, you know, I feel creepy watching this. I'm not watching this. I'm not watching this. This is too weird, man. That's too weird. Why would you, what would,Why would you feel creepy about watching that? Because the girl has John Elway teeth, these big chiclet teeth. It's so distracting. I cannot watch this. I cannot watch this. I grew up Amish, and now I'm into porn. No, thank God. No one wants to see that. Nothing against Amish. I'm sure they're very nice people. Yeah, they call me the Yoder Choder. Ha ha ha! Yeah, I don't know. I don't want to watch that. There's some things I just don't watch. That's weird. Yeah, I don't understand any of those shows. I get enthralled in them. I get enthralled when I sit down and start watching. I'll be like, wow, what happened here? I sometimes, you know, I'm like, eh, you know. Shouldn't there be a background check for anyone buying a large farm when they don't farm? Right, yeah. It seemed like there was a timeline and it looked like it was very easy to kill people and get away with it.You know, it was called the seventies. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, like this, like this lady's brother goes missing and they're like, oh, well, we don't look for anyone over the age of six. She's like, are you serious? Like, Hey, you're, and this is in the thing, but she goes, well, yeah, the detective was like, well, he's probably drunk with a horse somewhere. So, yeah. Oh yeah. We knew him. He was always whoring around. I'm like, who is this? Like Danny DeVito from It's Always Sunny? I like whores and banging whores. I'm just like, God dang, there had to be some window of Gacy or something just getting away with all this crap. And then you're like, God damn. I can see why now. They finally catch the killer and they're like, why did you keep killing? Oh, nobody stopped by to talk to me. They didn't ask. No one told them. Yeah, no one told me I could.So I just kept doing it. Stop it. I just kept doing it. And like, you know, no one told me it was wrong. Now I know it's wrong. It's wrong. I know now. Well, it's like one guy was out in like long Island or something. Like he was done with people like girls on a bea...

Miles gets heckled at the local big box store, while Bob witnesses an animal miracle. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/9DDXL_Vw9nU Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Hey everybody, this is Miles. It was like kind of a non-tune there. Hey everybody, this is Miles. There's something weird about it. It's a little weird. A little odd. So what was the cat eating tonight? What was your cat having? I'm actually still feeding cats. Oh, okay. Well, what is it? Little, I don't know, food, no. Little friskies. Whatever it is, I don't know. Meaty patay. Wasn't that your name in college? Meaty patay? Meaty patay, yes. Now it's just called fat liver disease. Yes, you're kind of a… Meaty patay. All that. I got to bring my wife, her marital aid here. Okay. Here's your egg on a string. Way on down south. Are the cats okay? Everybody's doing good? I got cats done. I still have to do dogs. That's okay. We can still go. We can go. That's okay. God forbid I get in the way of your household chores that you wait until the middle of the night to do. A lot of people write in and say, hey, Miles, could you just bring us into your day? You sound like a really cool guy.We love to hear about you feeding animals. If I could talk to the animals. Unfortunately, we do call you Doolittle, but not because of you feeding the animals. Because I like to read. That's why. Your nickname there has something to do with something. Something from something. Don't worry. Go ahead. Well, speaking of animals, I'm going to be ridiculed for even mentioning this. I'll tell my story and then I'll tell you why I'm being ridiculed. How's that? I had to go in the office the other day and I always get this choice parking spot near the dumpster. Now he's gone. So I guess I'll just continue because he's just gone. He hit a button with his, I think his nipple was erect. Perhaps Miles' nipple was erect and he pushed the button and jumped off the show. So that's what happens whenever, you know, it's 100 degrees outside and you've got your air conditioner cranked.And then you get hard nipples and you're a little sweaty and you end up turning off your phone or at least closing the window that you had. So there you go. Oh, there he is. He's back now. Did you wipe off your sweaty nipples? Yeah. Yes, I'm okay now. I told everybody you bent over. with your sweaty erect nipple and jumped out of the show. Are you okay now? Yeah, I'm just doing some duties here. Oh, now you're doing more stuff. Oh my God. What the? No, I'm not done. I disconnected actually trying to feed these fucking dogs. So I was saying, I got this choice parking spot by the dumpster. You know, I come pulling in like Dan Tana in Vegas, you know, and slide into my choice spot by the dumpster. Nobody's going to know this reference at all. I know. That's why I made it. Yeah. As I'm kind of gathering my things to get out of the car, I look up and, you know, the dumpster's got those plastic flaps that don't really cover anything.most of the opening but not all of it so in the middle you can kind of see into the dumpster and i look and there's two squirrels like playing with the dumpster yeah right they're like running around on top of the garbage playing around inside the dumpster and this one squirrel comes through the little opening pops out. Yeah. He's got a whole tortilla in his hand. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know why there's a tortilla in the dumpster. That's weird. Let alone one that's actually whole. It's like a whole tortilla that's never been eaten. And, I mean, this guy, he's like, jackpot! I mean, you can just read it on his face. Yeah. Yeah. And then the other squirrel is still squirreling around inside the dumpster, I guess looking for another tortilla is my guess. And he comes and he jumps down off the dumpster and kind of heads off into the mild wilderness that we have there. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And I'm like,

Bob gets a good review from his hygienist, while Miles tries to be the time police and then reveals how his dentist kicked him out for not showing up. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/vioZZrcS31g Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Welcome to show up whenever the fuck you want. Brought to you by Bob. Oh, you know, you are one. You are. Why were you late? You better explain to me why you were late. I was asked to be on another show when they were late. Oh, for fuck's sakes. Jesus Christ. Somebody has got to promote this show. For fuck's sakes. What bullshit show was this so I can make fun of it? It was called Scalarius. Oh, Christ. And it was about a comedy ghost show. Oh, God. What a waste. Jesus Christ. I had a great time, but unfortunately we ran a little bit late. And so I, uh, I texted you due to parameters, parameters, parameters, parameters, parameters. Do you show up late at work a lot? Do you just like show up whenever you want late at work? Do you, I know you do for Christ's sake. If I added the amount of minutes that you made me wait, I don't show up half an hour late. Oh, trust me.Every week, folks, this guy is at least five minutes late. That is called fashionably late, okay? You are late late. I am fashionably late. You're late late. You're showing up. You're like Madonna late. We can qualify this. Oh, okay. See, I knew there was some rationale. I was doing something for the show, and it ran a little long. Then you say, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. I did. I wrote you a note. I have to leave. No, you say it to them. You say it to them. You say it to them. I wanted them to finish their show, and so I stuck around and finished their show. Guys, I'm sorry. I have to go. I'm going to have a BM. I have to go. Thank you. I'm late. Thank you for ghosting comedy. You always blame your lateness on. I was taking a crap. I sometimes do take a crap. Yes, I do.No, you do. That's the horrible part. It helps me concentrate on the show. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah. I go poop. Make it feel good. What do you got this week? Just throw it out there. I'm busy promoting. I'm busy hustling. Okay, I get it. What are you busy doing? I was… What were you doing today to help the show? I was researching a book I'm writing. You're writing a book? Yeah. Good fucking luck with that. What's it about? It's called Ugly People Who Lip Sync on TikTok. Well, you probably know more about that than I give you credit. I do. I do. You watch a lot of TikTok. I do. I enjoy the TikTok. You love the ugly people. I do. I love the ugly people on TikTok. I love them. I love them. That's going to be a book, but whatever. Yeah. I mean, it sounds more like a website.Yeah. No, I don't do websites. I write a book. I know. I write a book. I'm going to visually describe to you this ugly person lip syncing on TikTok in my book. There's a lot of them. Full haircut, fat woman from New Jersey. Yeah. What's love got to do with it? Yeah. Here we go. I get it. All right. Continue. This isn't my part to talk. No, I said, go, let's hear what you got to say. You've been, I have nothing to say. I have nothing to say all night on the show. I'm curious to hear what you have. I have nothing to say. I've, my timing has been thrown off. Oh, my timing has been thrown off. I choose not to run. Yeah. Okay.I'll just wait for your 10 minutes to be up then. Well, I'll disconnect then. Oh, come on. You're being such a baby. Jesus Christ. If anyone treats Miles like he treats them, they're an idiot. Let's hear your story. You obviously have a story you want to get into. Let's go. No, no. I wanted to have you go first. As your boss, I'm telling you to go. First of all, You're definitely not my boss. I am your boss. No, you're not. Yes. I control you. Yeah. Okay. Everything you think and say, I control. Yeah. All right. I order you to go first. I need a raise.

Miles wonders about feet positions while Bob travels to the promised land of Indiana. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/Mwk4-viaDfo Bad AI Transcript of the show this week Hey, hey, we're the monkeys. Monkeys. Monkey around. Singing to put anybody down. Just want to be friendly. Friendly. Thank you very much. Miles, are you there? I'm here, yes. Oh, okay. I said this is Bob. Hey, everyone. Miles here. This will be my location. Sorry. Oh, okay. I thought we were going to have another incident where you got caught with your pants down. Again. Again. Again. Again. Okay. Y'all situated there, sir? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I never can figure out why are you in so much pain all the time? I am. I am. I'm in a lot of pain all the time. What's going on with you? I mean, I have pain i have a lot of pain in my life okay you don't want to elaborate i guess what you're sayingI've been too tantric in my life. Okay. Okay. That's all you need to know. Stretching. Maybe you need to do a little stretching before. There's something cracked. Are you happy? Something just cracked. I hope you're happy. I'm not happy. I just read an article or a headline. Some lady in Las Vegas went to the chiropractor and the guy punctured her aorta when he cracked her neck somehow and she was in the hospital. Yakers. Yeah, yeah. Have you had that happen? I have the most gentle chiropractor. He's just so, so gentle. Okay. He's very gentle. I know you go to the chiropractor. I would never, ever go to the chiropractor. I haven't been in a long time. No, you haven't? I thought you went fairly regularly. No, not anymore. Not since the incident.Yeah, not since I got a $4,000 physical therapy bill. I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to deal with it like Bob. I'm just going to shut up. Hey, I'll tell you my secret for pain remediation. Gummies. Drugs, yeah. No, drugs. No, I… Reduce your inflammation. So what you have to do is fast. So don't eat for like 12, 16 hours and it reduces your inflammation. Yeah, no, I work with people that believe in this. I know, yes. But you don't, I mean, I'm just telling you it works because I've had knee pain since I was in my 20s, like early 20s. Actually, one of my teens, but because I've totally… my knees when i was young. And I don't have that constant knee pain when we were you and i were in college yeah i had constant knee pain constant it was like would drive me batty sitting in class. You were just trying to get a good grade. No, I had, it was pain i was i was like in pain. Constant pain.All I remember is you having like horrible posture, man. You were like, well, I still have horrible posture, but now I don't have any pain. So yeah, it's, it's dramatically reduced. I really have to hurt myself to have the kind of pain that I used to have almost daily. And I'm telling you, readjust your eating a little bit. You'll be fine. Yeah, me readjusting eating and me are not going to. That's not going to happen. Yeah, well, I'm just saying. It's not going to happen. It's worked for me, so I'm just passing that along. I'm not going to starve myself so my knee feels better. I'm not doing it. Okay. Well, I don't feel like I'm starving. You can take you and your Ozempic and shove it up your ass. I don't do Ozempic, no. I just don't eat. I don't eat for a while. Don't eat. Yeah. I know you take the Louis Anderson approach to eating. Okay. This guy.sends me nonstop pictures of him going out to eat these huge steak dinners. That's all I eat then. I don't eat three or four baked potatoes. What dessert? I'm like, Jesus, God, this guy is… I never have dessert. This guy's got to have at least four pounds of red meat in his colon at any given time. My dog here is going crazy. That's unusual. Oh. I had a steak this weekend. See? That I didn't even send you a picture of because I'm like, I've overplayed my taking pictures of steak and sending it to Miles. Yeah.