It is sad to grow old, find out why

Update: 2025-10-07

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Miles loses the best teacher he ever had, while Bob mourns a friend, but talks about the fun times.

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recording is on I can’t believe it Hey, everyone. This is Bob’s friend, Miles. Are you? Are you my friend? Yeah. Bye, Brian. I’m Brian. He’s like Harpo Marks. What’s that? He’s like Harpo Marks or something. He’s like Harpo Marks. Oh, he’s staying. Oh, okay. He was going to… It’s the opposite day. He’s doing the opposite. That’s all right. That’s why I like our guests. Quiet, yes. Our audience of one, Brian. Brian. So, Miles, I hate to be bringing the show down from the start, but I have to. Okay. And I’m hoping this will eventually be funny, but it’s going to be pretty sad when I say this. And it’s actually going to be very, very sad for you. But, I mean, it’s very sad for me, but it’s going to be really sad for you. Listen, if you’ve got some tumor or some shit, I don’t want to hear this, man. No, I don’t have a tumor. There’s something on your balls or something. I don’t want to hear it, man. You can save it. No. No.
Did your house burn down again? I didn’t say it was sad for me, not sad like… Your house didn’t burn down again, did it? No, my house didn’t burn down. Thank goodness. What were you holding there, Brian? I didn’t see that. Was that a cup? Oh, my gosh. No. I may cry, so who knows? You may have to just do the rest of the show. Oh, my God. No, I can’t. Come on, man. You can’t set this up like this. I may. I may just drop out. Oh, no. Come on. I’m serious. This is a total serious statement. Maybe go with a different topic. I’m just saying, you know, hey. No, no. I’ve committed myself to doing this. I think it’s the right thing to do. Everyone, I’m sorry right now. I cannot control this. So I have no idea what this is about to happen. My friend, Mark. Yeah.
Has passed away. He died. What? I told you it was going to be very sad for you. Oh, wow. This is… Okay, I don’t want to bring this up, but is this the guy that was shirtless when I went to your apartment that one time? Yes. That Mark. Well, I’ve not seen this gentleman but once, and he made quite an impression. Well, and I’ve known him pretty much my whole life. Right, right. Well, I’m sorry, Bob. I’m sorry, man. Well, I’m not really looking for sympathy. I’m trying to do something. What do you want me to make jokes about the dead guy? I mean, what do you want? Do I show sympathy or make jokes about a dead guy? I mean, what do you want? I don’t know. No, I don’t want you to make jokes about a dead guy. No, I just – it really is one of those weird –
life experiences to have someone who is your contemporary. Yeah. I went to school. I went to school since first grade with this guy. And then he’s my friend, you know, beyond during that time. And then beyond that time, now I, we don’t live in the same town. I haven’t lived in the same town for quite some time. Right. So I was more friends with him during school. And then just after school, um, And then I moved away, and so you kind of get distant and what have you. Yeah. But he was a character and a half, right? Yeah. And Miles knows because he was a rather large person. Yes. And even in the wintertime, he would not have his shirt fully buttoned. I don’t remember what time of year I saw this gentleman, but yes, his shirt was completely undone. I don’t know if I saw his areole, but maybe, I don’t know. I was trying to avert my eyes at that point. He was very comfortable with his body. Yes, he was. And to be fair and to be honest, although you may disagree with me,
He wasn’t an ugly, he didn’t have an ugly body. I mean, he was large, but he wasn’t like… I mean, you with your shirt open is disgusting. Well, I have a scar from my sternum down to my belly button, so yeah, that is not completely sexy, no. Have you ever seen the movie Crash? No. Maybe you should watch it. Maybe you’ll feel like you are sexy if you watch that movie. But, I mean, he was always very tan. Yes, he was dark, as I recall, yes. I mean, like, you know, very evenly, you know, kind of George Hamilton kind of tan, if you know who George Hamilton is. Yeah. And, you know, he was obviously very comfortable with himself. He kind of looked like Hillbilly Jim from pro wrestling, I guess, if you’re into pro wrestling. Yeah, when you saw him, I think he did have facial hair.
Yes, he definitely had facial hair, yes. Yeah, I grew up with him. He didn’t have facial hair when he was younger. Like you guys were opposites. You were kind of the twink with no hair. And he was kind of like the bear with like a lot of hair. Okay, yes. Well, I’m just saying. That’s a fair assessment. It’s a fair assessment. I’m just saying. Okay, I’m sorry. But I thought it would be nice tonight to tell a few funny stories about my good friend Mark. And, you know, I miss him. I’m going to miss him a lot. I mean, I didn’t get to see him as much, you know, in my later adult years, you know, here than I did when I was younger. But, I mean, we had a lot of good times. And so, you know, it’s very sad. It’s extremely sad. I have no idea how or why he died at this point yet. Because, I mean, I just found out about it like less than a week ago. Yeah.
But because he had such an impact on you, having only met you once. Right. I think, yeah, just once. And then, you know, and the fact that you were in disapproval of his lifestyle. I just thought it was a little odd, okay, that I would come over to your house and a gentleman would be half-nude. in your living room and you’re like totally okay with like, oh yeah, that’s just the way he chills out, you know? Yeah. Well, whenever you grow up with that, it does, you know, it makes more sense. Me and my friends never got undressed in front of each other. I’m going to be honest with you. Really? No. Yeah. No, never. Ever? No. Not for money. Not for money. It wouldn’t do it. I can actually think of several occasions where I was undressed in front of my friends.
Honestly. Wow. Huh? Oh yeah. At least half a dozen. You know, I think I know all the chapters out of Bob Lament’s book and yet the more I probe, like there’s more, like there’s more chapters. Oh yeah. Yet to be read. I’m like, Holy cow, this guy’s. Yeah. Or at least not fully clothed. I wouldn’t say totally unclothed, but definitely, well, there’s been some totally unclothed and some, Yeah. Oddly enough, never with Mark. Did you wrestle in your underwear as young men? Brian, you’re killing me, Brian. Brian, you’re killing me. I can’t say totally no, but I can’t think of an exact instance. I know young men. I know young men. Let me tell you. So, but anyway, no, go, I’m sorry. Go ahead. Go ahead. So here’s a quick, quick, quick story on Mark and then I’ll turn it over to you. But I wanted to tell at least that one story, um, because I mean, he was a major influence earlier in my life. And so, uh, he, so much like you in a way, he, when I grew up, I was the poor one and he had money.
Yes. And transportation and all the good things to have when you’re, you know, like 16 years old. Hot chicks. That I did not have, right? Right, right. I mean, yeah. I mean, well, he had transportation. So at some point in time, yes, there were women involved because everybody wanted to ride somewhere. Yeah, right. It’s Decatur. You don’t want to walk around Decatur, Illinois. I mean, you do not. You do not want that. You do not. I would, he, we live close to each other. We grew up close to each other, but that’s not saying like it was next door or something. I mean, he literally, he was like a half mile away, but that was close where I lived. You actually lived in a nice area. I’ve seen it. It’s actually nice, but it was about a half mile away. So you couldn’t just wander over. You know what I mean? There’s a little planning involved a lot of times, but anyway, he had a car, he had a truck cause he was a man. And, um,
And so we would go running around in this truck. So he actually had two trucks that he would have access to. One was his work truck, and then he had a flatbed truck, which was a work truck that sometimes he drove. I don’t know why he did, but he did, and we’d just go running aro