Miles' chances fate at the neighborhood Walmart, while Bob continues a journey of firsts in his life.








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Hey, my workstation. This is Bob. Oh, you started recording that. You jerk. Frickin' jerk, man, for recording that, man. That's some bullshit, man. Oh, my gosh. That is some bullshit. That's some bullshit. That's some bullshit. All right, let's edit that out, man. I want people to know. Editor. We'll fix that in post. We'll fix it in post. Yeah, thanks. Fix it in post. I'm on top again. Yeah? Yeah. Well, I know you have some ego problems, so. Well, no. I have some problems. Oh, my God. You were like on one tonight. You were on a tear. I got one less problem without you. Mm-hmm. You know that? Yeah, you're trouble tonight. Walmart for Christ's sake. I did. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you'd already went. I already went. Yeah. Every time you go Walmart, when you're in one of these snits, you get yourself in trouble. I know. I just went there to get a story. I'm like, man, I need something like weirdos to do some weird stuff. If I walk around the store long enough, my, uh, uh,my sweatpants who don't have a drawstring will fall down and that'll be a funny story. You know, that is not too far from the truth, actually. That's the funny part. The soiled shirt I've been wearing all week. You know, say something about it. I would hope that wouldn't happen tonight because I'm wearing like these old Chicago bear, like boxer underwears and they're full of holes. I refuse to throw it away. And my wife is like, please, please throw those away. And I go, no, I will not until they win the Superbowl again. I will not throw these away. This is like the flag. You don't throw it away. You burn it. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yeah, these are like the nastiest, holiest things, you know. I mean, if I leave my drawers, people are going to see like a lot of stuff dangling and stuff because it's just the way it is. Because I got pendulous butt cheeks.i don't even know what that means my nickname in high school was clackers yeah Oh, nice. They call me metronome. Oh, there was a kid in high school that had a lot of back acne and they used to call him pizza ass. How did you get through that? It wasn't me. It wasn't me, dude. All right. Yeah, unfortunately, he had a hearing problem. He kept saying, boy, everybody says I'm a piece of ass. Which is weird, the boys' locker room. Yeah, you're right. Well, hey, you take it where you can get it. Yeah, I try not to spend a lot of time in the boys' locker room. Even as an adult. I hope you don't spend time. Coach Tidal, what are you doing staring at us? You're a weirdo, man. You've got some weird stuff going on. I'm doing jock check, son. Just a jock check. It's a swimming class. Oh. Always be prepared. Safety first.You never know when an errant kick gets you right in the jimmies, you know? Although, I know I've told you this before, but my dad went to Chicago school and they said they had to swim naked all the time. Right. We're playing shirts and skins and water polo, kids. That's weird, man. If they would have said, okay, you're all going to swim naked, I'd be like, I'm taking the zero right now. I'm taking the zero. It was normal back then. I mean, people just ran around naked. No, come on. That's weird, man. No, it was all part of the culture. Okay. Hey, you swim naked? Yeah, I swim naked. You swim naked? Yeah, I swim naked. I swim naked. Hell, we went to class naked. It's all naked. That guy. We called the nudie school. I said, you go to nudie school? Yeah, I went to nudie school. I don't think my dad went to nudie school, jerk. You freaking jerk. I'm pretty sure he did. Nah, come on. My dad went to Waller High School. Screw you, man.Hey, he's a baller from Waller, the nudie school. Mm-hmm. Oh, my gosh. Well, you remember last week,