The Most Important Election Of Our Lives

First and Foremost, JUSTICE FOR DAVE ARNESON.Now that that’s out of the way.Welcome, Voters, to a mythical land of High Fantasy. Ruled over by malevolent Kings, corrupt Judges, and murderous Sheriffs handing out violence based on an archaic belief that one’s race comes with an unavoidable set of characteristics. The United States of America!Journalist, Fact Checker, and all around delight, Brooke Binkowski joins the voting booth to discuss with us the fraught history of the RPG. Whilst Kennedy leads us through the Freedom Dungeon. DM’s, this Episode is in fact a playable Dungeon.It’s the Freedom Dungeon on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video to join the conversation today Edited by Garak Tailor @Garaktailor.com Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio@ghostcoastradio.bsky.social Chapters (00:00:01) - Voting in the Election(00:04:25) - I Tried To Argue With ICE Agents(00:07:07) - What Made Me Talk About Role Playing Games(00:12:07) - In The Dark Ages, The Guy Drinking Hairspray(00:13:07) - Discussing D&D and Diversity(00:14:39) - Paul Feist on Gary Gygax and D&D(00:19:28) - On The Early Days of Nerd Culture(00:23:43) - The Anti-Woken Tabletop Role Playing Game Community(00:27:11) - Role-playing and the future of property values(00:30:36) - The 5-Room Dungeon(00:35:22) - D&D: The Lich's Dungeon(00:36:18) - Battle Dawn 5e: A Patron Spirit for Warlocks(00:37:23) - Charles Sumner Is The Most Powerful Warlock(00:39:37) - James Polk vs. Charles Sumner(00:42:20) - How To Choose The Dungeon Entrance(00:44:30) - Jeb Bush(00:46:07) - Don't Take the California Arch for Granted(00:48:38) - California Is Benefiting From Arizona(00:49:44) - The Hoover Dam(00:52:15) - Puzzle Keeper: Sometimes Useful, Sometimes frustrating(00:54:19) - How To Ruin A D&D Story With Chuck Schumer(01:00:02) - Culling in D&D(01:01:18) - Black People Talking About Racism(01:05:33) - Andrew Luck on His First Week(01:06:41) - What To Do For The Big Adventure Dungeon(01:08:47) - The Lich of Washington(01:11:22) - Henry Kissinger In The Elder Scrolls 5(01:13:32) - What federal historic site would inspire the dungeon?(01:16:04) - Civil War 2: The Orcs of the Supreme Court(01:17:08) - Who Would Be The Worst Politician To Run A D&D(01:22:21) - D&D: The Cult of Cringe

Author, Founder, and Stone Cold Fox Liz Ransdell brought us a juicy raw steak of a subject this week.  The Political institutions of this country are Old enough to be entrenched with tradition but by its very nature is infused with New blood on a regular occasion. Some call this the greatest Democracy in the world, some see it as a festering pool of Geritocracy sucking dry the very society they live amongst. Some like Blade (1998)’s Deacon Frost ask, WHY NOT BOTH?!The Blade Trilogy demands Modernity Vs Tradition in The Most Important Election of Our Lives!“What do Republicans think Vampirism came from?”: The Gays? A Bat? A Great Replacement Theory? More importantly, how are they best exploited as a workforce for Capital?   “What are the CDC Vampire Guidelines?”: We aren’t sure if quarantine’s are plausible or ethical but one thing is for sure Garlic Farmers are now Thriving   “Congress must act?!”: Forget women’s Sports! Daywalkers are a huge threat to our society! There’s ONE of them!Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video to join the conversation today Edited by Garak Tailor Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio

Deanna from Worst Week Yet joins us as we trade the ongoing Technocratic Takeover for a new life down on the farm. We explore the endless possibilities of real life farming politicians taking on the residents of Pelican Town for higher Office.  “Farming, not just a video game mechanic?”: Turns out food comes from the ground! Some of our presidents even grew some of it! “Martin Van Buren”: Was he a Gentleman Farmer, or did he just own slaves? “Jimmy Carter as post-endgame Villain?”: is this Old Man Carter a benevolent new resident? Or is his constant house building slowly running Robin out of business?  "Lewis no matter Who-is": Mayor Lewis is certainly an outsider to washington but could he spoil the spoiler, Ralph Nader?  "The Valley goes to the White House": Which Pelican Town residents end up in the cabinet of a Lewis Presidency Don’t miss these wild debates, deep dives, and histrionic hypotheticals! Subscribe to Ghost Coast Studios for more. Check out ghostcoast.video/network and join the conversation today.

In Space no one can hear you yell “Objection!”This week we leave blue skies behind and rise above it all to the serene emptiness of Space.*finger to ear piece*I’m actually being told by our guest that there is just so much shit up there.Space Law Expert and Social Media Scofflaw* AJ Link is in the booth this week!However, like some sort of surprisingly good live action Transformer this voting booth is becoming a COURT ROOM!Judge Link resides as we take up a full docket of Sci Fi Television Cases and get a final verdict with REAL SPACE LAW!It’s Space Court on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!*LINK DID NOTHING WRONG AND SHOULD BE REINSTATED POST HASTEEdited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com Chapters (00:00:01) - Voting in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime(00:03:22) - There Are More Than One Space Law Experts(00:09:29) - Is There Any Law Violating in Space?(00:14:54) - Space Law and Sci-Fi(00:20:12) - What Do You Wish The Future Would Look Like?(00:22:23) - The Case of Space Judge Link(00:24:47) - Judge Link: There's No President of the Galaxy(00:27:24) - Gru vs The United States(00:30:31) - How Much Do You Know About Mobile Suit Gundam?(00:30:52) - Minovsky Particles Protected Political Speech(00:33:58) - Cowboy Bebop Live-Action(00:37:06) - Was the Gate Corporation Responsible for the Gate Incident?(00:39:50) - Dr. Robotnik vs The UN Security Council: Who Should Fix(00:43:46) - Piccolo vs Gohan(00:45:43) - Futurama vs Dragon Ball Z(00:46:22) - Futurama vs Planet Express(00:48:36) - Two More Cases From The Star Wars Wars Case(00:50:57) - The Prime Directive(00:52:34) - Space Law Questions for Week Three

I Want to Believe. . .WOMEN!Bust out the Maple Syrup, Slice up the Smoked Pork Roll, and hit the Katy Perry it’s a Canadian Podcast invasion!Abby and the Uneven Flow of The Upnerd Podcasts join us in the voting booth with a groundbreaking bit of television that asked us to look to the skies and introduced America to Bisexuality. The X- Files!As for the opposition?After threatening us with a bad time since the inception of this show the day has finally come. . . *Long drag off the Smoking Man’s Marlboro*It’s The X-Files vs The Epstein Files on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com Chapters (00:00:01) - Mark Zuckerberg Testifies Before Congress(00:00:19) - Voting Booth Invasion(00:03:16) - Voting In The Box Podcast(00:06:08) - Abby Up Nerd on Up Nerd Podcast(00:10:20) - Joe Rogan on The X-Files(00:13:33) - Does ACAB Include The X-Files People?(00:15:10) - The X Files Revisited(00:19:19) - The X-Files Reboot(00:26:17) - The X-Files Revival: Chris Carter(00:29:16) - The Worst Thing Trump's Ever Done(00:30:08) - The Epstein Files: The Worst Thing Happened In America(00:33:41) - The Greatest Conspiracy of Our Time(00:35:17) - XFiles Revival VOTES(00:35:53) - What Vape Flavored Does The Smoking Man Buy?(00:38:48) - Cigarette Smoking Man Cast(00:42:08) - The X-Files Reboot(00:47:10) - David Duchovny on The X Files Revival(00:50:10) - Why Everyone Deserves to Be Anticipated in The X-Files(00:55:08) - How The X-Files Reboot Should Get Fox Mulder Involved(00:58:34) - The X-Files: When Will Fox Mulder Ate Up(00:59:25) - Chris Carter Has A Contract(01:02:47) - The X Files: A Cult Classic(01:04:41) - Which X Files Character Could Have Most successfully Assassinated Epstein?(01:08:31) - Pusher Gets the Monster Squad(01:09:53) - Krychek In Both Cry Checks(01:11:05) - Black Goo For Real People(01:15:01) - You Could Do X-Files Today(01:17:13) - The X Files Reboot: A Vote(01:19:02) - Is That The Black Goo On J.K. Rowling(01:20:39) - Up Nerd Podcast: Believe Woman(01:23:35) - Podcast Review

Get in the vault Wes Borland. . . Before we say anything at all about today’s episode, I wanna start with a hearty “Go Birds!” Musician and Shitposter (@emdashreed.bsky.social) joins us in the voting booth and brings us a look at a future so bright you gotta wear shades.   Really good ones.   Cuz of the Radiation.Fallout is a franchise frozen in time in a strange futuristic version of the 1950’s.But what if the world had taken just a few more decades to crumble.  What if instead of Nuclear War between Capitalism and Communism the world fell prey to a Rogue Integer?It’s Fallout vs Y2K on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com Chapters (00:00:01) - The Election Vault(00:00:51) - It's Time to VOTE(00:01:40) - Voting: Emily Reed on Hulu(00:05:27) - How I Became Invisible(00:07:21) - Emily on The Fallout References(00:10:08) - New Vegas: A Fallout 3 Mod(00:17:21) - Y2K Is Ridical(00:22:47) - What If Y2K Didn't Happen?(00:24:36) - Voting in the Fallout 3(00:25:22) - What Soundtrack Would The Y2K Fallout 2 Have?(00:27:51) - In The Vault of Doom: Imagine Y2K(00:28:52) - Who Would Get In to Paris Hilton's Vault?(00:31:23) - What's The Method For Deciding Overseer In Paris Hilton's(00:32:37) - How To Get Into Stephen Jobs's Vault(00:35:31) - Imagine A Steve Jobs Vacation(00:38:36) - Is Steve Jobs' Vault Successful?(00:41:07) - What If Jeff Bezos Had A Vault(00:44:00) - Is Jeff Bezos His Own First Overseer?(00:46:17) - Amino's AOL Vault(00:50:05) - Would Fred Durst Be In The MTV Vault?(00:52:50) - What Is The Best Wasteland Currency? Pogs vs. Beanie(00:54:25) - Who Would Be The Most Fearful Ghoul In Fallout 3?(00:58:11) - Imagine Destiny's Child As(01:00:29) - Warp Tour

Folks. . .we did it. We have A REAL LIFE VOTE PERSON. Candidate for Illinois 13 District Dylan Thomas Blaha (dylanforillinois.com)gets in the voting booth to educate us on progressive policy and Mass Effect!What could we possibly relate to a deeply complex political situation including Expansionists, Isolationists, Libertarians, and let’s face it a whole bunch of racism?It’s Space Brexit on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com Chapters (00:00:01) - The 'Voting'(00:01:01) - Voting in the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime(00:01:51) - A Real Voted Person on Our Podcast(00:03:25) - Illinois House District 13 Gerrymandering(00:04:19) - Democrat Dylan Blah on Why He's Running for Congress(00:07:44) - What Is It About Mass Effect?(00:11:20) - Mass Effect 2: The Universe(00:15:52) - Mass Effect 3: The Brexiters(00:22:45) - What Would It Look Like If Space Brexit(00:27:00) - "The Solar Eclipse Is a Fascist Symbol?"(00:28:29) - What is the Worst Human Product in the Systems Alliance?(00:30:33) - How Much More Expensive Are Mass Relays Than the iPhone?(00:34:13) - How Would Boris Johnson Spin Leaving the EU(00:39:21) - The Most Racist Thing Ever Said(00:41:24) - How Does a Planet Tell If It's Suffering From Climate Change(00:47:03) - Which European Monarch Would Be The Most Terrible If Turned Into(00:49:36) - Elizabeth the Corgi With Corgi Drone(00:50:13) - Trump on Queen Elizabeth's State Funeral(00:52:50) - Dylan Blaha for Illinois House, Seat 13(00:54:11) - Mass Effect 2 VOTES

“Small towns are like people. Some get old and die a natural death. Some are murdered.”Co-host of You’re Favorite Bad Movie Podcast, Chris the Friend (@christhefriend.bsky.social) sits down on our front voting porch with an acoustic guitar and some free ice cream and really blows our minds.What happens when a larger than life entity goes from town to town turning the workers and consumers alike into drones working towards his whim? Well, in 1992 George HW Bush awarded Sam Walton with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.All this plus Murder Jawas!It’s Phantasm Vs The Death of Mainstreet on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com Chapters (00:00:02) - Voting in the 2020 election(00:02:00) - Bad Movie Podcast(00:04:50) - Scanners 2 & The Phantasm Film Franchise(00:09:21) - Phantasm 2: Too Long For Movies(00:14:20) - Phantasm 1: A Rollercoaster Review(00:16:12) - The Tall Man vs. Walmart(00:22:41) - Walmart's Sam Walton Gets Presidential Medal(00:25:07) - Pikmin on the Voting Process(00:26:05) - Voting on the Phantasm Zone Amendment(00:27:18) - Does the Phantasm Zone Still Get Statehood?(00:28:30) - What's the Citizenship Status of Murderers?(00:30:09) - Treats for Trump(00:32:24) - Tall Man vs The Gig Economy: Which Is Morally Worse(00:33:55) - Tall Man vs. Short Man(00:36:19) - Tall Man Doesn't Care If You Die(00:37:27) - If You Were In RFK Jr.'s House(00:39:05) - Who Would Lead the Effort to Unionize the Murder Jawas(00:40:30) - What Wage and Benefits Are Murder Jawas Fighting For?(00:44:44) - Dune and Star Wars: Both Great Ideas(00:46:46) - Silver Brain Sphere vs Neuralink(00:48:48) - The Phantasm Franchise: Murder Jawas(00:51:36) - Which Two Living Current U. S. Politicians Would You Send(00:53:18) - Phantasm 2: Vote for Trump

“When it comes to a Pro Wrestling Match, You always go with the Horse.”Actual Hollywood Actress and more importantly Bluesky Shitposter, Alexis Simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) joins the voting booth to discuss one of America’s most depraved criminals.  A Bejowled monster that found himself enabled by an inner circle to unfathomable heights only to come crashing down, leaving the limelight in shame. . .BOJACK HORSEMAN!Oh and Richard Nixon and the Watergate Scandal.It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com Chapters (00:00:03) - Voting in the 2020 election(00:01:05) - It's Time to VOTE(00:02:21) - Alexis Simpson On The Jubilee Video(00:05:51) - BoJack Horseman Explained(00:10:31) - A White Man's GoFundMe(00:11:44) - BoJack Horseman: Being Cancelled(00:16:01) - The Comedian On Richard Nixon(00:17:15) - Richard Nixon Is My Favorite President(00:19:16) - What's The Watergate Scandal?(00:22:16) - GatesGate(00:26:44) - Which Timeline Is Better?(00:30:21) - Could Richard Nixon Get Away With Accidentally Killing A Child Star?(00:33:23) - BoJack Horseman on Richard Nixon(00:35:30) - Would An AI Generated Richard Nixon Handle Watergate Better Than The Real(00:41:18) - Oh, That's America(00:41:39) - Alexis On The BoJack Horseman Tape vs. Nixon Tape(00:46:50) - Pierogies: A Taste of the Business(00:47:25) - Who Would You Rather Hang With? Mr. Peanut Butter or(00:52:09) - Gorgeous George Gordon Liddy(00:52:58) - G. Gordon Liddy Is Cancelled(00:53:58) - I Don't Think BoJack Horseman Would Last With a Serious(00:57:31) - Could Nixon Survive as a TV Dad?(00:59:27) - Richard Nixon Gets A 4th Season(01:02:43) - BoJack Horseman: What Would BoJack Do?(01:04:13) - Would Richard Nixon Himself Do A Better Job of Breaking Into His Own(01:08:13) - The Left and Right(01:09:28) - Would Richard Nixon Jr Be A MAGA Candidate?(01:14:34) - Who Would Make A Better Steam Tag Team? BoJack Horseman(01:17:01) - Spiro Agnew vs BoJack Horse(01:22:40) - BoJack Season 6 Episode 3(01:26:41) - Voting in the Presidential Election

We found ourselves with a guestless weekend and decided to do a little State of the Pod.And no yelling?We discuss the episodes so far. The most memorable votes, the least funny Andrew jokes, and a trip down memory lane as we discuss the Bits that might have been with unused topics from previous shows. Just kidding i gotta get one in here.It's the MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!! Chapters (00:00:01) - The Simpsons: A State of the Union(00:00:51) - This is the most important election of our lifetime(00:04:54) - Ohio Is Even More Dangerous Than Illinois(00:06:03) - Near Misses and Failures(00:07:18) - Ben Carson: A Nightmare In Atlanta(00:10:00) - Paul Paul on Jeb Bush's Presidential Hopeful(00:15:47) - Punches for Comedians: Still Small(00:17:51) - The Loud Guy on The Simpsons and Harvey Epstein(00:23:08) - Imagine If Will Stancil Came on The Colbert Report(00:24:44) - Ezra Klein On Abundance(00:27:35) - Voting For The First Time(00:28:40) - Death Note Nuclear Proliferation Explained(00:31:49) - How To Write An Episode About The Console Wars(00:34:02) - The Right Thing For Women's Suffrage(00:36:58) - Deltarune vs. One PIECE(00:39:40) - Want To Talk Cult Fandom...(00:44:06) - Let's Save America

“Do not FUCK with Bob Dole”Writer, Podcaster, Wrestlesky all around presence, Vin Forte (@vinforte.bsky.social, vinforte.substack.com) joins the voting booth to go over the finances of the Quintessential modern American Middle Class Family. A Family that has persisted to influence not just the politics of our country but the very culture for decades! We of course are talking about. . .The Bailey’s! The completely fictional hypothetical family in Chuck Schumer’s head that drives all of his policy choices!  We kid, we like to make jokes here. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE SIMPSONS!Something’s not right with the finances in the Simpson’s household and we do a deep dive to prove Kennedy’s theory that The Simpson’s are in fact. . . NEPO BABIES!!Let’s Make America Jaundiced again!It’s The Simpsons VS Nepo Babies on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video to join the conversation today Edited by Ella Tailor at Garaktailor.com   Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio@ghostcoastradio.bsky.social Chapters (00:00:01) - This is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime(00:02:18) - Vin Forte On The Garfield Euro Dance Album(00:06:10) - The Simpsons vs. Roseanne(00:07:11) - The Simpsons And Political Issues(00:11:09) - Matt Groening on The Simpsons' 15 Year Dip(00:15:54) - The Simpsons Voice Cast(00:17:07) - The Simpsons vs Chuck Schumer's Imaginary Family(00:20:32) - The Simpsons Family Can't Afford a Real House(00:26:50) - The Simpsons: Are They Poor?(00:28:09) - The Simpsons Financially Reality(00:31:11) - The People Who Pretended to Be Folky(00:33:14) - Pod Topics(00:33:50) - Trump supporter and political neophyte wins election(00:37:42) - The Simpsons: Who Would Leak The Family(00:39:41) - Homer Laundered Money(00:41:27) - Trump vs Homer Simpson: Would Homer Be More Competent As Secretary(00:45:24) - Could Homer Simpson Do A Better Job As Secretary of the Pentagon?(00:49:24) - Could Homer Simpson Do A Better Job? Marco Rubio(00:51:14) - Sean Duffy On The Real World(00:54:16) - Simpsons Character Confirmation Hearing(00:56:09) - If You Had A Presidential Candidate, Would You Pass Him?(00:57:35) - Homer Simpson vs George W. Bush(00:59:42) - Simpson On Bart's Most Likely To Marry A Jenner(01:03:06) - New York City's Giant Trash Can(01:05:05) - Sidebar(01:05:28) - Eric Adams: How To Find Drugs and Guns in the Home(01:09:53) - Lisa Simpson vs Chelsea Clinton

Voice Actor, Streamer, and our second week in a row all around delight, Bailey Wolfe (@bbwolfevox.com) joins the voting booth to discuss with us what happens when Military Nerds and Engineers begin to dictate the narrative through strict regulation that can lead to sometimes unforeseen circumstances. . .here’s looking at you Tequila Gundam. It’s Gunpla VS NATO on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video to join the conversation today Edited by Ella Tailor at Garaktailor.com Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio@ghostcoastradio.bsky.social Chapters (00:00:01) - This is the most important election of our lifetime(00:01:26) - The Political Dimension of Gundam(00:03:18) - Gunpla(00:03:54) - Interview With Bailey Wolf(00:05:51) - Mobile Suit Gundam: The Job Creator(00:14:11) - How To Get Out Of A Job(00:15:21) - How Gunpla Influenced The Show(00:20:19) - Is Gundam Good For Cool Robots?(00:22:19) - The History of NATO Standardization(00:25:33) - NATO Arms Standardization(00:31:00) - Vote for Gay People in Gundam(00:31:50) - NATO's Mobile Suit Directive(00:33:04) - Japan Won't Have A Gundam(00:36:33) - The G Gundam(00:38:24) - American Think Tank: The Gundam(00:40:53) - Which Nation Would Develop The Gundam?(00:45:57) - War Thunder vs Wikileaks(00:48:55) - The biggest black market for Mobile Suits in the World(00:51:05) - How Lethal Is a Mobile Suit in the United States?(00:55:21) - States Get Ready for Mobile Suit Standards(00:57:40) - States That Don't Require Mobile Suit Registration(01:01:24) - Oregon Is Full of Rednecks(01:03:06) - Would the 5G Truthers Be for or Against Monof(01:04:58) - Mixed Thoughts On Gundam(01:09:33) - CUCKES IN Gundam(01:13:25) - Who Would You Pick To Fight In The Gundam?(01:16:14) - Who Would You Get In The Gundam?(01:20:53) - Who Would You Kill? Casilla vs. Stephen(01:21:47) - The Final Republican Ticket(01:24:28) - 2016 Presidential Election(01:25:58) - Sticking Up For Democracy

Corri Corri Corri in the House!!!Corrigan, Co-host of Jack Of All Graves, joins The Voters with possibly the most Specific requested Topic yet, that leaves us with so many options. God of Love, Emperor of Rome, Doctor in a Gay Space Communist Future, Judge Jury and Executioner, Karl Urban!Naturally, as most things do, this brought us back to Ronald Reagan, it’s Karl Urban Vs Acting Politicians in The Most Important Election of Our Lives!   Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video to join the conversation today Edited by Garak Tailor

Shitposter of note and host of Wednesday Night Fake Fights, Gef the Toking Mongoose joins The Voters to ponder The Tv Show Taskmaster with its outlandish challenges and puzzles often accomplishing close to nothing. Sounded like the Legislative Process! There are many Silly Laws in this for the time being United States of America. It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license? You may not run out of gas? It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively"? That’s just Ohio and Ohio isn’t even real!What ridiculous Laws would you accept as caveats for a better world? Everyone grab your Monkey’s Paw it’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives! UBI: Sure everyone gets a living wage BUT Chicken must be eaten with the hands. Abolish ICE: Yes the greatest Terrorist Organization in the history of our country is no more, BUT It is against the law to make faces at dogs. Universal healthcare: We all get to see a doctor but more of us will have to because It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. Abolish the Senate: An antiquated institution that causes more harm than good and no one likes is gone? Okay, fine but ,after 3 am you have to send a rocket signal in the air after every mile you drive! Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video to join the conversation today   Edited by Garak Tailor Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio

Artist, Shitposter, and collective badass The Mox Syndicate join The Voters to discuss a long running institution that has certainly had its ups and downs. Including allegations of  some appropriation of cultures for the advancement of Colonial powers and that some believe should no longer exist.Do we mean Doctor Who or The British Museum? Find out in The Most Important Election of Our Lives! Is the TARDIS a Museum?: The Doctor has collected a LOT of relics but does it really fulfill a public need or just mostly for a Patronage of 20 something White British Ladies?   Is the fixed point in time excuse real or just an excuse?: blowing up a volcano every once in awhile? thats just a part of the job! Besides he made Van Gogh cry that one time.“Donald in time?!”: Is there a time in history where Trump does even BETTER than now? He doesnt have the benefit of twitter but he could replace Mexican with Irish and find that his base is still there.   “ Which American President wants to be a Companion?”: An American Doctor with Bill Clinton and a bigger on the inside Ice Cream truck selling drugs in the ‘70s? It’s more likely than you think.   Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video to join the conversation today Edited by Garak Tailor   Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio

The time has finally come. We are Pokemon Going to the Polls!First time voter Bugs Maytrix, of Bugs Maytrix fame, enters the booth to revel in the joys of Pokemon. A wonderful game where you can live out every child’s dream of being basically homeless and nomadic fighting every day for your life and earnings against other children and emotionally stunted adults to be the very best like no one ever was.  Naturally, we meet this fantasy with the reality of the fight for Children's Rights!It’s The Most Important Election of Our Lives!!!“How far should children be allowed to travel alone?”: Also, crucially, are there special dispensations for minors that take down Organized Crime Syndicates?“Are Pokemon Centers publicly owned?”: Ash Ketcham has been burned, electrocuted, drowned, and beaten and always gets patched up as essentially a runaway child, so we know the humans are getting Universal Healthcare at least. “Common Sense Pokemon Laws?!”- Surely there needs to be an age limit on owning a dangerous animal that lives in your pocket. What constitutes an Assault Pokemon? Can you put a Bump Stock on Squirtle? In the end we really just need GameFreak to be normal for like once.Edited by Garak TailorBroadcast on Ghost Coast Radio

The Homie Marcos of Homie Vulgaris has come to share with us the Tao of Morrowind.This groundbreaking Early 2000’s open world RPG brought reading back to video games and reached out to touch the heart of a young mentally ill future Postal Carrier, changing him forever.Also, you can get addicted to Skooma and mess up your whole video game life!It’s Morrowind Vs The War on Drugs in The Most Important Election of our Lives!“ Does the Ghost Fence Keep The Trafficking of Fentanyl down?”: Joe Biden built it with the bones of a thousand repeat offenders, but Trump wants to claim victory for it’s efficacy.  Little do both know you can just levitate over it.“Skooma capital of the US?”: If the Skooma Pandemic hit the United States is the PNW hit hardest? Or can we accept that you can probably get Skooma in Florida right now?“Mandatory Minimums”: Are all punishments handed out the same? Or is Moon Sugar a Gentleman’s Drug?Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video/network to join the conversation today Edited by Garak Tailor Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio

This week Arlan Hellison of thehell.zone shares with us a love of the grandfather of all First Person Shooters and bastion of Midi-Metal, DOOM! Now, what Political Topic could possibly match up with the Video Game that runs on anything? Politicians that run on anything, naturally.It’s Doom Vs Campaign Promises in The Most Important Election of our Lives!“We love slaying Demons dont we folks?”: What’s more believable really? A Republican running for local office on the promise that you can fire him, or a flesh rending space marine that can’t look up?“A National Ban on jumping!”: Who would dare executive order such a thing? How would you even implement it?“An Endorsement from Hell”: I mean sure Hilary takes it but does Bill?“The Ultimate Question”: Which Politician has the Patriotic courage to run on a promise to develop the BFG?Subscribe for more Histrionic Hypotheticals and visit ghostcoast.video/network to join the conversation today Edited by Garak Tailor Broadcast on Ghost Coast Radio

This week Lenore of The Socialist Shelf joins us to explore how tools, capable of influencing people from a distance, could be used to manipulate not just our precious past time of voting, but implementation of policy. What fresh hells could befall the world if a Politician could write their opponents name in a notebook to guarantee their untimely demise? Or maybe even worse, give them the worst Hangover.It’s Death Note Vs Havana Syndrome in The Most Important Election of our Lives!“Is writing a book voting?”: Death Note was a powerful vote in that it has lead to people commiting crimes! JK Rowling created a whole fictional world in her head and got it implemented as official Political Policy. VOTE VOTE VOTE!“How far does the power of Kira take you?”: Whats the highest office one could achieve with the Death Note? And more importantly would anyone care?“Someone think of the Children”: Congress has passed legislation to provide support for victims of Havan Syndrome. Would they do the same for Victim’s of the Kira Cult given there is a similar amount of evidence of both existing?“The Ultimate Question”: What’s more powerful? The Havana Syndrome Hangover Ray Gun or a Death Note that punches someone in the Dick?Don’t miss these wild debates, deep dives, and histrionic hypotheticals! Subscribe to us for more thought-provoking episodes that question power, legacy, and the narratives we build around them. Check out ghostcoast.video/network and join the conversation today.

This week Comedian and Filmmaker Ron Placone joins us to discuss what happens when you fight for a country that doesn't want you. The United States Government loves the Military almost as much as it hates the minorities it counts on as cannon fodder, it’s unimaginable what they would do with the Mutants of Marvel’s X-men. . .but we do it anyway. It’s the Most Important Election of our Lives! “Which Mutants are at J-6?”: Logan might have been there under false pretenses but Juggernaut came specifically to break down the doors to Congress. “How many Drone strikes would Proffessor […]