“Do not FUCK with Bob Dole”

Writer, Podcaster, Wrestlesky all around presence, Vin Forte (@vinforte.bsky.social, vinforte.substack.com) joins the voting booth to go over the finances of the Quintessential modern American Middle Class Family. A Family that has persisted to influence not just the politics of our country but the very culture for decades! We of course are talking about. . .The Bailey’s! The completely fictional hypothetical family in Chuck Schumer’s head that drives all of his policy choices! 

We kid, we like to make jokes here.

WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE SIMPSONS!

Something’s not right with the finances in the Simpson’s household and we do a deep dive to prove Kennedy’s theory that The Simpson’s are in fact. . . NEPO BABIES!!

Let’s Make America Jaundiced again!


It’s The Simpsons VS Nepo Babies on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!

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Edited by Ella Tailor at Garaktailor.com

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Chapters

• (00:00:01 ) - This is the Most Important Election of Our Lifetime
• (00:02:18 ) - Vin Forte On The Garfield Euro Dance Album
• (00:06:10 ) - The Simpsons vs. Roseanne
• (00:07:11 ) - The Simpsons And Political Issues
• (00:11:09 ) - Matt Groening on The Simpsons' 15 Year Dip
• (00:15:54 ) - The Simpsons Voice Cast
• (00:17:07 ) - The Simpsons vs Chuck Schumer's Imaginary Family
• (00:20:32 ) - The Simpsons Family Can't Afford a Real House
• (00:26:50 ) - The Simpsons: Are They Poor?
• (00:28:09 ) - The Simpsons Financially Reality
• (00:31:11 ) - The People Who Pretended to Be Folky
• (00:33:14 ) - Pod Topics
• (00:33:50 ) - Trump supporter and political neophyte wins election
• (00:37:42 ) - The Simpsons: Who Would Leak The Family
• (00:39:41 ) - Homer Laundered Money
• (00:41:27 ) - Trump vs Homer Simpson: Would Homer Be More Competent As Secretary
• (00:45:24 ) - Could Homer Simpson Do A Better Job As Secretary of the Pentagon?
• (00:49:24 ) - Could Homer Simpson Do A Better Job? Marco Rubio
• (00:51:14 ) - Sean Duffy On The Real World
• (00:54:16 ) - Simpsons Character Confirmation Hearing
• (00:56:09 ) - If You Had A Presidential Candidate, Would You Pass Him?
• (00:57:35 ) - Homer Simpson vs George W. Bush
• (00:59:42 ) - Simpson On Bart's Most Likely To Marry A Jenner
• (01:03:06 ) - New York City's Giant Trash Can
• (01:05:05 ) - Sidebar
• (01:05:28 ) - Eric Adams: How To Find Drugs and Guns in the Home
• (01:09:53 ) - Lisa Simpson vs Chelsea Clinton