“Small towns are like people. Some get old and die a natural death. Some are murdered.”

Co-host of You’re Favorite Bad Movie Podcast, Chris the Friend (@christhefriend.bsky.social) sits down on our front voting porch with an acoustic guitar and some free ice cream and really blows our minds.

What happens when a larger than life entity goes from town to town turning the workers and consumers alike into drones working towards his whim? Well, in 1992 George HW Bush awarded Sam Walton with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

All this plus Murder Jawas!

It’s Phantasm Vs The Death of Mainstreet on The Most Important Election of Our Lives!


Edited by Ella Tailor @Garaktailor.com

Chapters

• (00:00:02 ) - Voting in the 2020 election
• (00:02:00 ) - Bad Movie Podcast
• (00:04:50 ) - Scanners 2 & The Phantasm Film Franchise
• (00:09:21 ) - Phantasm 2: Too Long For Movies
• (00:14:20 ) - Phantasm 1: A Rollercoaster Review
• (00:16:12 ) - The Tall Man vs. Walmart
• (00:22:41 ) - Walmart's Sam Walton Gets Presidential Medal
• (00:25:07 ) - Pikmin on the Voting Process
• (00:26:05 ) - Voting on the Phantasm Zone Amendment
• (00:27:18 ) - Does the Phantasm Zone Still Get Statehood?
• (00:28:30 ) - What's the Citizenship Status of Murderers?
• (00:30:09 ) - Treats for Trump
• (00:32:24 ) - Tall Man vs The Gig Economy: Which Is Morally Worse
• (00:33:55 ) - Tall Man vs. Short Man
• (00:36:19 ) - Tall Man Doesn't Care If You Die
• (00:37:27 ) - If You Were In RFK Jr.'s House
• (00:39:05 ) - Who Would Lead the Effort to Unionize the Murder Jawas
• (00:40:30 ) - What Wage and Benefits Are Murder Jawas Fighting For?
• (00:44:44 ) - Dune and Star Wars: Both Great Ideas
• (00:46:46 ) - Silver Brain Sphere vs Neuralink
• (00:48:48 ) - The Phantasm Franchise: Murder Jawas
• (00:51:36 ) - Which Two Living Current U. S. Politicians Would You Send
• (00:53:18 ) - Phantasm 2: Vote for Trump