Two Opinions, No Facts

This week, John and Sika spiral through Facebook fears, Nicole Kidman’s pricey prenup, and why we miss Tyra Banks’ talk show era. They debate the Project Runway winner, influencer pay drama (“try being one for a day”), and Selena Gomez’s wedding (we don’t care, sorry).John’s obsessed with a TikToker whose humor Sika just doesn’t get, and he won’t stop talking about his half marathon — or Taylor Swift — until Sika saves us all and redirects the chat. Meanwhile, she’s prepping for a gay speed dating event and celebrating Mean Girls Day by trolling on TikTok.Plus: how much money is enough, free education for all, and a little unsolicited advice for Lisa Barlow.Follow us on Tiktok and Instagram

Episode 6: Homemaid’s TaleSika is back from her Euro summer and has made it her entire personality (oui oui). John spots Alo’s $3K bag and we declare it a full-on recession indicator—cheap quality, Chanel prices. Speaking of overpriced, Amex dropped their new $895 membership fee and we’re officially out. We also get into Cardi B’s fourth baby (and second baby daddy), why Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is the only show that matters (Mary married her step-grandpa, y’all), and why everything being behind a paywall is another sign the economy is cooked—even ponytail tutorials. We share our love-hate feelings on the new iPhone (spoiler: we’re still buying it), and wrap with a super spicy “Am I the Problem?” you don’t want to miss.Follow us on Tiktok & Instagram

We’re still riding the viral wave and this week’s episode is packed. We kick things off with the Love Is Blind reunion (spoiler: love isn’t blind… only one couple made it). Then, Emma Stone’s new movie sparks a conversation about aliens—John and Emma are believers, and Sika wishes interplanetary travel was as easy as booking a trip to Europe.In pop culture chaos: Cardi B is cleared in court but immediately makes headlines again (hello, flying item). Meanwhile, on Plastic Surgery Rewind—the new show where influencers try to undo their past procedures—Aubrey O’Day finds out about Diddy’s arrest live on camera.We also debate if living to 115 sounds like a dream or a nightmare, dive into the world of fake followers and engagement pods, and laugh about Cracker Barrel’s logo flip-flop as a recession red flag. John sings praises for Waffle House, while Sika pleads with people to stop posting their wedding photos for every minor anniversary.Plus: why moms and women need guilt-free “me time,” John’s half-marathon update, and the latest Crumbl Cookie CEO controversy.

This week is a wild one. Sika’s speed dating event is officially sold out for the women—now we just need the men to show up (link here). Billie Eilish making her own“Dubai chocolate” (don’t ask us what it is, but it’s everywhere). John opens up about acting school trying—and failing—to get rid of his “gay voice.” We also dive into Love Is Blind’s “quiet spleen” guy, John’s defense of Taylor Swift on Threads (zzz), and whether Taylor and Travis scream PR stunt. Plus: why location sharing is actually a cry for help, how going viral over Kelly Clarkson fame has gone straight to our heads, and our very first Am I the Problem? submission—and it’s messy. If you’ve got one, send it in via the link in our bio

This week, Sika and John spiral from TikTok wellness scams to sky-high scandals. After Sika discovers a white-girl-in-Bali “healing” video, she pitches her own genius idea: a Ghanaian wellness retreat just for white women with too much money. Then they unpack the Vegas airline whose entire business plan is the mile-high club.Also on deck:Can AI take therapy notes now, or…?Why GAP’s new ad eats while that other jeans spot starves.Tijuana facelifts, face threads, and why Sika wants to lock up injectors.The great TV drought (sorry RuPaul).Recession etiquette when your friend Venmos you for dinner (looking at you, John).Send us your ‘Am I the Problem?’ questions—we’ll read them on air and assure you it’s definitely not you. Submit hereFollow us on: InstagramTikTok

Sika and John kick things off by explaining why this podcast even exists. John goes deep into Taylor Swift’s Easter eggs and why he’s convinced they point to the Super Bowl. Sika debates the legitimacy of “man cereal,” launches a matchmaking company (maybe a cry for help), and picks fights in TikTok comments until she’s blocked. Meanwhile, John admits his half marathon might just be for attention. Plus: why you shouldn’t post ugly babies online and a chat about how gay culture on social media has become super hyper-masculine.Unfiltered, chaotic, and definitely no facts—welcome back to Two Opinions No Facts.Follow us on -Tiktok-Instagram

Episode 1 of Two Opinions, No Facts is officially live, and it’s already unhinged. We’re unpacking why posting on Instagram feels so much more cringe than TikTok, delivering a spicy PSA on why “relatable” is overrated, and debating John’s borderline fanfiction-level love for Taylor Swift (Swifties, you're welcome). John brings us into the wild world of cow colostrum. (Spoiler Alert: Sika thought they were milking human moms in a factory) Two hosts, too many takes, absolutely no facts.Follow us on:-Tiktok-Instagram

This week we cover everything from luxury fashion fails to family drama. A creator exposed the real quality of Miu Miu after dropping $20K on clothes—spoiler: the buttons couldn’t even survive the box. We talk about the power of believing in yourself, grandmothers suddenly becoming helicopter parents when they barely parented us, and what it’s really like being the oldest daughter in an immigrant household.Plus, Sika addresses being accused of “looking like she married a white man,” John cannot let go of the ONE “hot” comment he got, and we dive into cultural recession indicators—like Coachella announcing headliners a year out and Bill Belichick dating someone younger than his youngest child.It’s unfiltered, funny, and painfully real—just how we like it. This is Episode 7, 'He Did Not Pull Out'Follow us on TikTok and Instagram