This week, John and Sika spiral through Facebook fears, Nicole Kidman’s pricey prenup, and why we miss Tyra Banks’ talk show era. They debate the Project Runway winner, influencer pay drama (“try being one for a day”), and Selena Gomez’s wedding (we don’t care, sorry).

John’s obsessed with a TikToker whose humor Sika just doesn’t get, and he won’t stop talking about his half marathon — or Taylor Swift — until Sika saves us all and redirects the chat. Meanwhile, she’s prepping for a gay speed dating event and celebrating Mean Girls Day by trolling on TikTok.

Plus: how much money is enough, free education for all, and a little unsolicited advice for Lisa Barlow.

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