Eat My Sheet Cake

Eat My Sheet Cake

Update: 2025-08-25
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Sika and John kick things off by explaining why this podcast even exists. John goes deep into Taylor Swift’s Easter eggs and why he’s convinced they point to the Super Bowl.

Sika debates the legitimacy of “man cereal,” launches a matchmaking company (maybe a cry for help), and picks fights in TikTok comments until she’s blocked.

Meanwhile, John admits his half marathon might just be for attention.


Plus: why you shouldn’t post ugly babies online and a chat about how gay culture on social media has become super hyper-masculine.



Unfiltered, chaotic, and definitely no facts—welcome back to Two Opinions No Facts.


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Eat My Sheet Cake

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Sika Richardson and John Moser