The Ketchup is back this week with a deep and perilous grab-bag of nonsense! Stage urinators, the unluckiest (or luckiest?) pilot in America, exploding toilets, elves on shelves, and threatening Coldplay lyrics are just the beginning of this week's strange business.

Also, a PSA: Monday Morning Ketchup will henceforth be a vaping podcast. If you liked the classic Ketchup, trust us, you're gonna love this even more. 

Fun Fact: The top 6 airplane models with the highest rate of fatal crashes per million flights are all Airbus A3 series wide-body jets. Make sure to look out for that on your next vacation!

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COP26: Carbon footprint of COP26 in Glasgow more than double that of COP25

https://www.scotsman.com/news/environment/cop26-carbon-footprint-of-cop26-in-glasgow-more-than-double-that-of-cop25-3453546

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7 Plane Crashes in 7 Days for This Pilot Ends at the Bottom of Lake Michigan

https://wkfr.com/7-plane-crashes-in-7-days/

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Brass Against Apologize For Singer Urinating On Fan’s Face During Festival Set: “Sophia Got Carried Away”

https://www.stereogum.com/2167367/brass-against-welcome-to-rockville ko-pee-apology/news/

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Corbin school district maintenance worker sues district, coworkers after exploding toilet seat prank

https://www.thetimestribune.com/news/corbin-school-district-maintenance-worker-sues-district-coworkers-after-exploding-toilet-seat-prank/article_5b9d19f4-3cbf-11ec-82bc-9f6eaf15cfda.html

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Woman climbs Bronx Zoo barrier, tells lion she loves him while throwing $100 bills

https://thehill.com/changing-america/resilience/smart-cities/581327-woman-climbs-bronx-zoo-barrier-tells-lion-she-loves

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Brothel Offers Vaccines With Benefits in Free Sex for the Vaxxed Campaign

https://www.thedailybeast.com/brothel-offers-vaccines-with-benefits-in-free-sex-for-the-vaxxed-campaign

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With a wink, judge fights ‘tyranny’ of Elf on the Shelf

https://apnews.com/article/oddities-lifestyle-georgia-marietta-holidays-727702326d719c6cca2e5a3249a07b24?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP_Oddities&utm_source=Twitter

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Frustrated doctor diagnoses woman with ‘climate change’ in world first

https://www.euronews.com/green/2021/11/10/frustrated-doctor-diagnoses-woman-with-climate-change-in-world-first

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Police: Florida man ends standoff after promise of pizza

https://www.wdrb.com/wdrb-in-the-morning/police-florida-man-ends-standoff-after-promise-of-pizza/article_779a3006-3c3b-11e9-b158-271bf734203a.html