There's no time for jokes -- this week's Ketchup contains a CRITICAL message about monkey pox and what YOU can do to stop the spread of monkey-violence.

It also contains only slightly less important messages about vabbing, hyena testicles, mysterious Mexican space orbs, barbeque cum drinking parties, the rumored STD capital of the United States right here in the Sunshine State, and last but certainly not least, a heroic Florida woman who has had enough of the pigs and their supposed "protecting and serving".

Fun Fact: Mad honey is sold on the black market for as much as $80 a pound, making it one of the most expensive honeys in the world. In some parts of the world, it's sold as a miracle cure for hypertension, fatigue, and even as an alternative to Viagra. 

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WHO Says Don’t Attack Monkeys Over Monkeypox 

TikTokers are Vabbing and It’s Not Great

Bear Gets Super High on “Mad Honey”, Rescued by Turkish Park Officials

Kenyan Presidential Candidate Loves Weed, Wants to Export Hyena Testicles

Hong Kong Cum Problem

Car Thief Brutally Stuffs Himself in Innocent Teddy Bear

The Case of the Weatherman and the Mysterious Mexican Orb 

Zukerberg “creepy and manipulative,” per Meta chatbot AI

Is This Florida Retirement Community Really the STD Capital of the U.S.?

Florida Woman Hates Cops, Informs Them 11,000 Times in One Year

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