In this episode:

• Dave takes Joel to Slayer School
• Slayer opens and/or goes to a pizza parlor
• Amon Amarth becomes Amen Amarth
• The bois talk waiting through the opening band
• Joel catches up with Coheed & Cambria
• Modern prog band names are discussed
• The Flaming Lips are A LITTLE pretentious
• Scott Ian from Anthrax is revealed to be a bird (this is a fact)
• Dave Mustaine wishes you a happy birthday
• Death Cab For Cutie welcomes to you the fascist state of Portland, Oregon(?)
• We get ADDITIONAL birthday greetings from Hitler and the Red Hot Chilli Peppers
• Finally, Billy Corgan is under your bed, harboring a dark secret
• Dave confides his number one pet peeve to Joel, who doesn’t exploit it in any way.