Prepare yourselves, Noise Bois, for an extra long 90 minute episode that contains zero unwarranted, inflammatory and ill-informed opinions about entire complex genre’s of music! It’s time for episode 15, “Jazz Sucks!”

This week:

• “Korobeiniki” aka “The Tetris Theme” aka “Death To the West” 
• Jazz is impressive but unnecessary
• The Noise Bois try and fail at jazz
• “Jazz Sucks” by NOFX
• Past-Dave bullies a classical guitar boy
• Classical music destroys lives… in DeGrassi High
• “I Need 4 Kinds Of Pills” by Alanis Morissette 
• “The Sausage Of The Mountain God” by RUSH
• Runny Eggs Dio 
• Some of Sum 41
• Lemmy’s Retro Rundown: Gameboy Edition
• “Hello Daddy, Don’t Go Away” by Weezer
• If Metallica were from Dave and Joel’s home towns… they would be worse
• Doin’ punch up for bullies
• The Lord needs mood regulating drugs
• Dave’s gone gaga for wah-wah
• Morrissey and Bob Dylan narrate Dave’s morning
• “The Ballad of Bob and Dave” by Bob Dylan
• Spruce Bringsteen is Dave’s Boss
• “Gotta Get Outta This Town (Shana and Jessie’s Song)” by Bruce Springsteen