This episode deals primarily with two young bois, wee Dave and Lil' Joel, and their personal betrayals by two once-revered and beloved bands: Tool and Metallica.

• “I Am A Little Water Boy” by Fish Friends
• Delta Blues Email Readin’s 
• How much money do you think Tool has?
• Comparing and contrasting Jimmy Eat World and Tool
• How to write a song from each Tool album
• “I Got Worms Inside Of My Dick” by Tool
• “I’ve Been Eating My Own Shit” by Tool
• “Longview” by Tool
• “CiCi’s Pizza” by Tool
• “Sweet Frags” by Tool
• Dave’s adventures at an Irish Cyber-Cafe
• “Last Night (I Called My Friend An Anus)” by The Strokes
• “Last Night (I Tried To Play Quake)” by The Strokes
• How Tool broke Joel’s heart with 10,000 Days
• How Metallica broke Dave’s heart with St. Anger
• Charles Dickens’ A St. Anger Carol 
• Davey And The Metallica Factory
• “Hooker With A Penis” by Jimmy Eat World