In which Dr. Nemesis is delightful, Bill Sienkiewicz foreshadows himself, Dracula hits on absolutely everyone, Blade Godwins a crossover event, Jubilee get a jet ski, the X-Men do Castlevania 2, Rachel and Miles pick a vacation destination, and Cyclops wants you to follow your heart.

X-Plained:

• Dr. Nemesis


• A very good page of a very good comic


• Dracula variations


• X-Men #159


• Appropriate use of holy symbols


• “The D”


• Tomb of Dracula


• Bloodstorm


• Carrotstorm


• Curse of the Mutants


• Jubilee


• Crossover events


• Why we can’t have nice things


• Some really sweet weaponry


• The Dracula Reassembly Machine


• Phone sex with Gambit


• The point of being Lord of the Vampires


• X-Club


• Authorial voice in comics


• Why there probably won’t be a Starjammers movie

Next Episode: Rachel and Miles go to Hell (kind of)!

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