This week Dave and Joel take off their rock and roll pants, and slip on their country chaps… and nothing else. It’s an entire episode dedicated to approximating a vague idea of what two rock boys think country music probably sounds like! Yee-Haw!

• “Shopping Basket Full Of Caskets” by Leonard Cohen
• “Mean Gene (60% Beans)” by Leonard Cohen
• Concerning trends in modern pornography
• Porno Life Hacks with Dave
• “Are The Pumpkins Ripe?” by Chet Countryman
• “I’m A Big Ol’ Country Boy” by Chet Countryman
• “Tired Old Fuck Boots” by Hank Williams III
• Curtis McGee infests Ireland with country music
• American trucker music vs. Irish farm machine music
• “I Love Marvel’s Juggernaut” by Richie Cavenaugh 
• White children with Pokemon names
• “Flowers On The Wall” by Brad Paisley
• “America (Got Fucked)” by Chet Countryman and Trace Shitboots
• “God Bless America (and God Bless Milfs)” by Chet Countryman, Trace Shitboots and the Haliburton Boner Boys 
• “War Pigs” by Johnny Cash
• “Paranoid” by Johnny Grass
• “Hey! (It’s Them Noise Boys)” by The Noise Hole