It's time to head to The Promised Land this week as your hosts do their first Patreon listener pick!

Patron GaryAM brings us the 1983 folk horror nugget: EYES OF FIRE.

Deep in the wilderness of the colonial frontier, a father tries to rescue his family from both an adulterous preacher and malevolent spirit lurking out in the forest. It's Little House on the Carrie as only the magic of a strange woman can help him.

Will the boys make it out or will they find themselves trapped in the woods (literally) FOREVER? Find out here!

Also this week: Lance grills Ben on his time working at Burger King (Or is it that he "flame broils" Ben?) The jingle for "The Po-ta-to Boat". And a cow that truly whips ass at making milk!

All this--and a whole lot more--on this week's episode of NEON BRAINIACS!

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It's time to get crazier than a rat in a brandy keg!