In this week's episode, I attempt to wrap up this sh*t show of a year in the most positive way possible: by listing all the terrible things that are currently still happening and trying to cover it up with some cheesy life lessons that I resonate with. Despite often being a bitter, miserable person, even I can identify some ways that I have changed for the better so you most definitely can too. Also, I realized the deeper you get into the episode, the more tired and lackluster I sound—definitely a metaphor of my journey through 2020.
In all seriousness, I hope you think about the good (and bad) things you have experienced this year.  You should be grateful for a lot of privileges that were afforded to you during these challenging times and think of the ways you have grown. And if you get to it, think of some things you want to improve upon in 2021 because you still have like six months before there is any chance of normalcy in life again, aka six months to become a less shitty person. More importantly: stay home and wear a god damn mask so we don't have to relive this sh*t again.