Film critic Clarisse Loughrey and film programmer Anna Bogutskaya, American Horror Story super-fans, discuss and dissect every episode of AHS, from the very beginning.

In this episode, tiny vampires become a pandemic, and hipsters arrive at The Cortez. 

Digressions include: blood cheese, hipster hotels, vampires eating things, a lot of simping for Lady Gaga. 

Every week, we pick our favourite Quote of the Episode, Bomer Boner Award for Horniest Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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