Film critic Clarisse Loughrey and film programmer Anna Bogutskaya, American Horror Story super-fans, discuss and dissect every episode of AHS, from the very beginning.

The episode we've been waiting for. Where Hollywood film god Rudolph "The Great Lover" Valentino turns out to be a vampire and The Countess' great love. 

Digressions include: F.W. Murnau's skull still missing, Rudolph Valentino's beyond-the-grave big dick energy, who might be a vampire in Hollywood now, Mr. Darcy's hand-flex, facts about Marlon Brando and the Oscar for Best Ass. 

Every week, we pick our favourite Quote of the Episode, Bomer Boner Award for Horniest Moment, MVP of the Episode and Insensitive Historical Reference of the Week.

We discuss the episode in detail, but will not spoil anything that lies ahead in this or future seasons of AHS.

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