
660: Donny Rothschild
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Donny Rothschild, scion of the Rothschild family, DJ, captagon producer, and one of our cherished American elites, re-joins the DTFH!
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00:00:00
Welcome to the DTFH.
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Friends, my DMs have been blowing up with lots of people asking me, my thoughts on the assassination of the insurance CEO whose name I can't remember.
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What's his name, Josh, the insurance?
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I should know that.
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- It's Thompson, some Brian Thompson.
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- Okay.
00:00:24
Welcome to the DTFH.
00:00:27
Folks, lately, my DMs have been blowing up with lots of people wondering my thoughts on what happened to Brian Thompson, the murder of Brian Thompson.
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And, you know, I don't know what I think, and this is why I love the news, because it sort of helps me align with what I should be thinking and doing.
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And unfortunately, the internet has been out of my house.
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I haven't really been at access to the news.
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So yeah, I don't know what to think or what to do.
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I've been quite confused.
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And, you know, just as it often happens in this beautiful magical universe, "Synchronicity" showed its beautiful face to me.
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And I got a handwritten letter and beautiful calligraphy from former guest, Donnie Rothschild, heir to the Rothschild fortune.
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He said, "I'm gonna be in Austin."
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And I love to talk with you about some of the stuff I've been doing, as well as my thoughts on the murder of the insurance CEO, Brian.
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And so, with us today, we have Donnie Rothschild.
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I can't tell you how many times a week people request that he returns to the show.
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Before we jump into this episode, I want to play this incredible music video from an album he released a few months ago.
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The song is, "If You Want to Know."
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(dramatic music)
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♪ If you want to know the real name of the game ♪ ♪ No,
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we'll tell you plainly ♪ ♪ Do, don't have to ask again ♪ ♪ Most of you are dumb ♪ ♪ Confused and delayed ♪ ♪ And you tend to get fired when things don't go your way ♪ ♪ We've tried to teach you a better way to be ♪ ♪ But when we send our teachers ♪ ♪ You nail them up on trees ♪ ♪ So now we must do you ♪ ♪ Keep your population down ♪ ♪ Because if we let you run a muck ♪ ♪ All of us will drown ♪ ♪ Sleep,
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sleep, just go back to sleep ♪ ♪ You aren't here for long ♪ ♪ And nothing you can keep, so ♪ ♪ Go about your daily life ♪ ♪ Be a good husband, be a good wife ♪ ♪ Be a good husband,
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be a good wife ♪ ♪ Be a good father, be a good mom ♪ ♪ Please don't make us use the form ♪ ♪ The form that will reset things ♪ ♪ And maybe that's okay ♪ ♪ You're getting me one more chance ♪ ♪ Before we wash away ♪ ♪ All of your peasants will place you ♪ ♪ And machines will take this chance ♪ ♪ For what it is,
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go to sleep ♪ ♪ And have good dreams ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Have good dreams ♪ ♪ Oh yeah ♪ ♪ Finds a dream ♪ ♪ Hush little babies,
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it's time to dream ♪ (upbeat music)
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- Wow, Donnie,
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welcome back to the show.
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- Thank you for having me, Donkin.
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- It's so good to see you.
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- Good to see you, man.
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- Good to see you, man.
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- Wow, so you know, when you came on the show, first of all, I love that song.
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- Thank you.
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- I mean, my kids love it, man.
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They're always in the car.
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We play it with the baby's crying and the baby calms down.
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Beautiful song.
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So, how did it go with the album?
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I'd love to hear what's life like after making a hit album.
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- So, we're kind of scratching the whole music thing because, yeah, man.
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So, as you could tell, that message is beautiful.
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- Yeah.
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- You get, 'cause you listen, you're a deep diver.
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You don't just listen to the beats, you don't listen, you listen to lyrics, you listen to rhymes, and the rhymes, and the message.
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But I realized when I try to play it at festivals, most people are just on-money trying to grind.
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Trying to grind, you know, their penis is hard.
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They're trying to find a nice, nice, wet hole.
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- It's erotic.
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- To put it in.
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- Festivals are erotic.
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- That is true.
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So, I'm changing my gear a little bit.
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I'm using a different form of art.
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I still love music, and I'm still doing that on the side, but I'm going into filmmaking.
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That's why I'm actually here in Austin.
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- Wow!
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- No kidding, man.
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You know, honestly, clearly you're very talented.
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- Thank you, man.
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- And you're a hard worker.
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- I know.
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- One of the things that I think is out there, especially right now, is that, you know, someone who is born into wealth.
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- Yeah.
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- People think, you know, they call you trust fund kids, they say you don't work hard.
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They say that, you know, this is maybe one of the things that's really wrong with the world is that, you know, all the wealth has been sort of captured by small groups of people who then passed that on to their children.
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- Yeah.
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- And that it doesn't really get dispersed out into the world, that this is essentially a new form of monarchy that you're not really a trust fund,
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get you're a prince, you're still kings, there's still queens, you're a prince.
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And, you know, I'm sure you catch a lot of heat for that, but I think that music video and the album really shows that this is not true.
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This is an unfair stereotype and on behalf of humanity, I want to apologize to you, the wealthy.
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- I just want to say, because the reason I'm here in Austin is I'm working on a reality TV show called, it's called "Hopeful Homeless."
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It's like a Jersey Shore meets like the homeless.
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- Okay.
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- And I'm just trying to fund fun, cast the characters to put together.
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- Yeah.
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- And just to hanging out with them, I realized how much like better their life is almost sometimes to mine.
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- Really?
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- 'Cause I know I wouldn't think that, you know, when I'm looking around and I see people, you know, in tents, blasted, high as a kite.
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You know, in L.A., this dude filled up a bucket with his own diarrhea, imported on a woman's head.
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And I just kind of see that.
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And I feel like this is why watching people get ground up in the gears of capitalism.
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- But tell you, this is where I disagree.
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What you said, being high in a tent.
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Oh, so you're just camping all the time?
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- Right, okay.
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- I wish I could just camp all the time.
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Dungan, when you are from a family like mine, you're always on a schedule, you know?
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- Right.
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- Wake up at 7 a.m., you know?
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- Really?
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- I gotta drink my coffee.
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I gotta get into the chopper.
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I gotta go fly somewhere to meet with some buddies and think of ideas.
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I'm always working to help society.
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These guys out here, they get to wake up and they're like, what am I gonna do today?
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- Right.
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- What am I?
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- This kind of cool girl, you're free.
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- You're free.
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- You're right.
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Okay, so now-- - I'm trapped.
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- I will say this.
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- I mean, I'm trapped, man.
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I, you know, when I was like trying to learn parkour, I, you know, which is a lot harder than it looks.
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- Yeah.
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- By the way, I, you know, was in Paris and I met this beautiful woman.
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She did parkour and, you know, she was like, I will give you a blowjob if you can make it across this rooftop.
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- Nope.
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- And I said, I don't think I could do that, but I was so horny and she made it seem so easy.
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And so, I tried, I failed, I've failed two stories, broke my back and ended up in a chopper getting met a fact.
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Now, on the way to the hospital, the paramedic said, you know, she does that to like tourists, right?
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Like, like, she just gets horny Americans to try and parkour and they, this is, this week, you're the fourth American who had to met a vac from this exact spot.
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They never caught her, but what I meant to say is the chopper ride was not just because my back was broken and my spleen was ruptured.
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It's not pleasant.
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Choppers are like, it's not like an airplane.
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- It's fun, man.
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- It's just, imagine it's 8 a.m., and all you hear is, (humming)
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You know, I'm still hung over from the night before I've been dancing.
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I was dancing, especially my past year, just going to night clubs, trying to spread my message through music.
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You know, I'm just dancing on drugs, you know, coke, molly, fuck, I get everything.
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- Everything.
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- And then I have to wake up and I hear, (humming)
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- Makes you go crazy, man.
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- Nightmare.
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- Makes you go crazy.
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- And then that's the space that you're supposed to creatively get, you know, how do you make that high level art that you've been putting out there if you're hung over and just took a nauseating chopper?
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Where do you guys work?
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- All over, so I got to play New York City.
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I got to play as an LA, you know, entertainment in LA.
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I got a place in Montana because I love the mountains.
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Yeah, me too.
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I got a place in Detroit.
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Detroit?
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Yeah,
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I think that's going to be my hub.
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I think we're going to fix it up and we're going to name it Detroit/Rothchiles City.
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It's going to be my family's city.
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We're going to revamp it.
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It's going to be very cool.
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What about the trough child?
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I like that.
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Yeah, I have that.
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Yeah, it's yours.
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Okay, thank you, man.
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You got to combine things.
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The Rothschild.
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Detroit Child.
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International Airport.
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Rothschroit?
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Rothschroit.
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Rothschroit is bad.
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Yeah.
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Because we have M&M there.
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We're going to have him make a theme song.
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So I'm just buying and then I got some overseas places.
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The theme song gets for your documentary.
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Now, I love the reality show, but when we talked via Telegram, which is really weird to me.
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I don't mean the app.
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I mean, like, why do you use Telegrams?
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I just, people don't need to know what I'm thinking.
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Right.
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And there are people, the thing is, there are people out there that want to hijack my ideas.
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And they want to, you know, they want to say, oh, he's a liar.
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He's crazy.
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I know what I mean.
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So that's why I Telegram.
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It's weird.
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It's hard to find a Telegram place these days.
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It's hard, but I don't go to an old train station.
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It's a little man with a, like, pipe.
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But doesn't it feel good that only me, you and that old man know the information I gave you?
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Which is fucking weird.
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So if you know if they came out today to see if you send another Telegram, and they said the old man fell in front of a train.
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Is this dead?
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Death?
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I mean, even if I run over a train.
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That's sad.
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Normal thing to happen to a human.
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Not really.
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To fall.
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He'd work there for like 30 years.
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Yeah, but he's like, he probably, you know, maybe there's like a banana or something.
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There was only one train that day.
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Maybe a banana fucking.
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His office, the Telegram office is far away from the tracks.
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Yeah, but you have you seen cartoons, right?
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Bananas will slip and you'll like start like walking crazy.
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And then he probably felt it's fine.
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There's like a big push.
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No one pushed the office in the track.
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He definitely didn't get like, but he fell.
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Why would you think you got pushed?
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I'm, why'd you bring it up?
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I didn't.
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I'm like, I look a little stone.
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Yeah, crazy.
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So, okay, so I'm really interested.
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Obviously, when I read your Telegram, it really spiked my interest because, you know, all of us have been really fascinated.
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Maybe a little anxious about the incursion of unknown drones flying over New Jersey.
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And in the Telegram, you said that you've got some information about what those drones actually are.
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Yeah.
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And so, what are they?
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And can you talk about it?
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Don't you think it's funny after one of, let's say, quote, unquote, normal people decided to kill a friend of ours, a CEO of a healthcare company?
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A man that wants to your friend?
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Yeah, a buddy of mine to be fair.
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Like, a buddy who just wanted to help sick people.
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And yeah, like did he say no to some sick people?
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It's like, yeah, but you were like really sick.
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Right.
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We help like the moderate sick.
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Well, you can't be really sick and want more help.
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Like, you got to, you got to come a little, like a point of health insurance is when you get really, really sick.
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No, it's to get kind, if you're like, like medium sick.
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Do you think it's a little selfish?
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The idea of, oh, I'm really, really sick.
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Can you do everything for me?
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Why don't you come earlier when you were just kind of sick?
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Okay, well, let me play devil's advocate.
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Okay.
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Okay, I've been paying health insurance premium for years, relatively healthy, whatever.
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And then like often happens to humans.
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I, you know, something happens.
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Park core accident by the way.
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Do you know how much I owe for that?
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How much?
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Nothing because in France, it's socialized health care.
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So nothing.
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I think it was like $100.
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$100?
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Yeah.
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A couple hundred bucks or whatever.
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Yeah, but also, you'd have to live in France.
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Well, no, that's the problem is because all the follow-up surgeries, like, 15 follow-up surgeries, I am $720 million in medical debt right now.
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Because the insurance, my insurance company said that, well, for the repairing my spleen, they said that that is an unnecessary surgery.
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A lot of people go around with a busted spleen.
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You don't need it.
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I need the spleen.
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No, you, you need a spleen.
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It's like when you're walking around with a black eye.
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You can still see, yeah, like maybe, you know, maybe it just doesn't look good.
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That's what's wrong with your spleen.
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It just doesn't look good, but it still works.
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It's not just that.
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I mean, it's like because of my ruptured spleen, I can't achieve an erection.
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My pee is like kind of like a mucousy drizzle.
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And dunk it.
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Again, I love you and that's why I'm here.
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Thank you.
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But again, you were learning park core.
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Yes.
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You knew you couldn't jump over to the other building, right?
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A little horny French lady goes, "Bee, bee, bee, jump, jump over there."
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You know?
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You knew you couldn't do it.
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Right.
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You did it.
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It's on you.
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Consequence.
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It's on you.
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It's consequence.
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That's my thing is like, right.
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All these people just want, want, want from their healthcare providers.
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Yeah.
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Do you guys ever ask them, "How can we help you?"
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You don't, when you put it that way.
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It's always, dude, that's the, and I'm sorry I'm getting mad.
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It's okay.
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It's just, it's been a tough few weeks, man.
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Just watching this Luigi get, "Oh, look how hungry."
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Yeah, go fuck Luigi.
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For his life away, basically, for activism.
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I mean, it's, it's...
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Activism for...
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I mean, I'm not, that's what people are saying.
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People are calling it active.
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People are saying if we do protests according to the way they tell us to protest, that's not really a protest.
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And can I tell you this?
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And this might be extreme, but I feel this way.
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I genuinely feel this way.
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What Luigi did is the worst thing to happen in New York City since 9/11.
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It might be worse.
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It might be worse.
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I get it.
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3,000 people died during 9/11, but Brian Thompson, man, he had the heart of 3,000 people.
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I mean, he's probably responsible for not giving medical care to people, at least 3,000 people with heart problems.
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Oh, and now that he's gone, do you think more people are going to help his phone just been ringing off the hood?
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Do you know what me?
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Okay, so after he died, I mean, some of his friends we got together, we had a few and all, then we went to dinner to Chili's afterwards.
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We loved Chili.
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Brian loved Chili's, man.
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The Triple Dipper, we got the Triple Dipper, we got the little burger.
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They're burgers, but they're small.
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It's cute as hell.
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And afterwards for fun, we went back to his office, and we did, we declined a couple of claims in his name, just as a team bonding,
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just to remember Brian.
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Right, you know, some lady's like, "Oh, I got cancer, stage 4."
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It's like, "It's already done, do not go away."
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I have really looked at it from the thing.
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Honestly, I don't think that the answer is violence in any situation.
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But I feel like kind of what you're okay.
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Like, I love Carl Sagan.
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Mm-hmm.
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And you know, I saw a great documentary did about black holes.
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And when you look at the black hole, it's devouring stars.
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I mean, does the star have health insurance?
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Is it sending a letter to a health insurance agency saying, "Hey, I'm about to get sucked into a black hole.
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Is there anything you need to help?"
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So, I guess kind of your view is...
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Do dogs ever ask for health care now?
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Well, they...
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No, I mean, not really.
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No, we purposely sent them to the doctor.
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They don't want to go.
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Right.
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And what I'm saying is, they don't want back.
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Americans need to act more like dogs.
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Yeah.
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You live and you die.
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Right.
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You play fetch a little bit in between, you know?
00:21:49
Yeah.
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You get fed and then you die.
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It's time to...
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Sometimes it's just time to go.
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Don't you kind of feel like, you know, this attitude that you have isn't maybe going over so well with the majority of you.
00:22:03
People don't get it.
00:22:04
They don't understand yet, man.
00:22:06
Understand what?
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They just don't understand their true meaning of life.
00:22:09
It's like when you are just a normie.
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Your purpose in this life is to be born.
00:22:16
Yes.
00:22:17
To have fun and you're like teenage years.
00:22:19
Sure.
00:22:19
You're a finger girl.
00:22:20
You get a kiss under the bleachers.
00:22:23
Yeah.
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You try a few drugs.
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And then, if you're healthy, you go to war for our country.
00:22:29
Okay.
00:22:30
You come back.
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But there's no big war right now.
00:22:32
Well, there will be.
00:22:33
I mean, sorry.
00:22:35
Can we...
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- I will use that take,
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don't use the other one.
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- Yeah, you never know.
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- They're with her, they're with her, they're with her now.
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- Okay.
00:25:35
- And you know, you get a warrant, then you come home and you work at a job.
00:25:39
- Right.
00:25:40
- You know, you meet a woman, you're like, she's all right, she's cool, she's all right.
00:25:44
- Yep.
00:25:45
- And then you die.
00:25:46
And you did the American dream.
00:25:48
You lived it.
00:25:49
- Oh, I mean that, okay.
00:25:50
But the problem with that is, right now-- - You lived a good life.
00:25:52
- Listen, let me push back a little bit.
00:25:54
Because of inflation right now, there isn't, people don't, money doesn't go as far as it used to.
00:26:01
So, you know, people used to, on a middle class income, be able to buy a house and, you know, have a relatively good life, but now that same amount of money is barely enough to rent an apartment.
00:26:13
- Yeah, but we did that on purpose, man.
00:26:15
We realized, you have a home, right?
00:26:19
- I do.
00:26:19
- I mean, isn't it like stressful?
00:26:22
You know, your wife comes in the room, you're hanging out and she's-- - You bought the house for me.
00:26:26
- Yeah, I'm gonna fold this closure 'cause people are gonna find that out.
00:26:29
- Yeah, but it's, I know, so it's not the same.
00:26:32
'Cause it's just tough, 'cause then you're like, "Oh, the roof is broken, now you have to call the guy."
00:26:36
You know, it's better to rent.
00:26:37
Everybody should rent.
00:26:39
- But you gave me a house.
00:26:40
- Yeah, because I'll take care of you.
00:26:43
And the thing is, you guys do take good care of me.
00:26:45
- That's what I'm saying.
00:26:47
I take care of you.
00:26:48
And the cool thing is, when your roof is broken, it goes, what, old Don comes in, fixes the roof.
00:26:53
- Yeah.
00:26:54
- And, you know, and it's like, and if you act up, it's like maybe it's gonna take a little longer to fix the roof.
00:26:58
- I didn't notice, I don't know.
00:27:01
I went on a podcast.
00:27:03
I think I was saying something that you misunderstood.
00:27:06
- What just, what was it again?
00:27:08
- I don't know.
00:27:09
I think I was yapping about how, I don't know, like maybe human beings shouldn't lean on the state for happiness, but rather,
00:27:19
we should find a way to connect with our neighbors, because that's, and right after that, a water pipe burst.
00:27:27
I remember you saying that, and I was watching it, and I go, if Duncan is the best comedian, this is a bet.
00:27:36
- It was a joke.
00:27:37
- I know that is so funny, the idea of, oh, your neighbor knows better than the state.
00:27:41
- I was joking.
00:27:42
It was like, I was just trying to do a funny joke.
00:27:44
And I'm sorry I said that, and I would like to apologize to all of your family and to your friends, that that was me trying to do a little bit of edgy comedy,
00:27:57
which was our job.
00:27:59
- I explained it to my friends.
00:28:00
- And I'm very sorry, and I hope that they understand that I meant them no harm, and that I'm really happy that we have this kind of alignment.
00:28:07
I'm really curious about that, by the way.
00:28:09
Something, like, occurred to me that maybe I'm not the only person with a podcast or whatever, that it has the patronage,
00:28:19
I guess you would say, of a powerful family.
00:28:23
How many other influencers, broadcasters, folks like that, do you support?
00:28:29
- We support, I support them all, man, I support.
00:28:32
What is it?
00:28:34
I support Rogan.
00:28:36
- Yeah.
00:28:37
- That's mine, I support Fox, the legacy media we've always.
00:28:42
- Fox.
00:28:44
- Fox, that's been ours for a while.
00:28:46
- Are you kidding?
00:28:47
- Yeah, I thought that was the Murdoch family.
00:28:50
We hang out.
00:28:53
It switches, depending on how the golf game that year goes.
00:28:56
- Are you kidding?
00:28:56
- Yeah, so if I got my good stroke on, like in 2023, it belonged to the Murdoch's or won it back in 2024.
00:29:05
And I think we're gonna keep it for 2025.
00:29:08
It just swings back and forth.
00:29:09
- Okay, now, this is something I've always wondered, 'cause sometimes I will watch, I actually switch back and forth between Fox and MSNBC, because both of them kind of seem like some form of propaganda.
00:29:24
It's like basically, though they disagree on certain issues, it seems like they all align when it comes to upholding the current conceptualization of the way the federal government works or that we need,
00:29:38
without the state, humanity would fall apart.
00:29:42
And so, I'm just curious, how does that work?
00:29:45
So, you send like a telegram to them about what talking points they should, how does that work?
00:29:52
- So, you know how news used to be about information.
00:29:55
- Yeah, boring.
00:29:57
- Very, that's up.
00:30:00
- You couldn't see the news anchor's feet.
00:30:02
- So, what we realized was, what is fun?
00:30:06
What is fun?
00:30:07
It is when you're hanging out with your bros - Love it.
00:30:10
- And you're all agreeing.
00:30:11
- Love it.
00:30:12
- You know when you go out with like three or four friends?
00:30:14
- Yes.
00:30:14
- Three of them are on the same page, and then there's one asshole that's like, actually, you don't want that.
00:30:20
- Nope.
00:30:21
- You just want to go out with the boys, have fun.
00:30:23
So, we decided, why don't we do that with news?
00:30:26
Who cares if it's right?
00:30:28
- What is, yeah, it's all about hanging out with the people you know.
00:30:31
- Right.
00:30:32
- 'Cause when I go home, I don't want to turn on the news and some guys like, actually, this is bad.
00:30:36
No, I want to go in with my belief system, say that I'm right, 'cause guess what?
00:30:42
Now, I feel more confident.
00:30:43
- You know what I love?
00:30:44
- 'Cause I think I'm always right.
00:30:45
I'm more confident.
00:30:46
- Well, you makes you feel safe.
00:30:48
- Makes you feel safe.
00:30:49
It's not even about the, I don't care about it.
00:30:51
I care about the confidence.
00:30:52
- Right.
00:30:53
- The confidence.
00:30:54
- I'm about confidence.
00:30:55
- Oh, I'm a fucking, I'm the man, I'm the man.
00:30:57
You know, I would not to go back to the feet thing, but just because of, like, I guess you guys are kind of like deciding wardrobe and stuff, it would be cool if like more high heels.
00:31:09
- Oh, they're coming back.
00:31:10
- Okay.
00:31:11
- And we're gonna start, we're working right now to try to do after midnight, topless news.
00:31:16
Oh my God.
00:31:18
We're working with Riley Reid, porn star, Riley Reid.
00:31:20
- I just been on the show.
00:31:21
- We're gonna get, we're gonna get a couple of porn stars, do topless news.
00:31:26
You know, and people are like, aren't you worried?
00:31:28
Like, you're gonna be talking about subjects, like, what's happening in Israel and Palestine?
00:31:32
And they're gonna show footage of war.
00:31:34
Do you really want them to be topless?
00:31:38
- Yeah.
00:31:38
- But, do you, even, like, you know, since we are sort of talking about, like, what does it matter or what's real, what's not real?
00:31:44
Why, why even cover any of that stuff?
00:31:48
Anyway, don't you think you guys is sort of, like, slide in a whole new reality that doesn't even match what's happening in the world?
00:31:56
I mean, most Americans can't afford to really travel right now, so it's not like people know what's happening overseas.
00:32:03
Have you ever considered just inserting a completely fake reality?
00:32:07
- No, I think the reason we show war, I think the reason we want to show war is just to remind Americans what we're capable of.
00:32:13
- Right.
00:32:14
- Hey, I get it.
00:32:15
A cheeseburger's a few bucks more.
00:32:16
- Right.
00:32:17
- Right, but let's be quiet.
00:32:20
- No, I see what you're saying.
00:32:21
- Well, let's remember what we're capable of.
00:32:23
- It says, right, is it, are we, am I saying?
00:32:26
- You're, like, me?
00:32:26
- Am I saying we're bullying them to some, yeah?
00:32:30
To some that might say, yeah, we're bullying.
00:32:32
- I didn't seem like a threat.
00:32:34
- Or a threat, threat?
00:32:35
- Sure.
00:32:36
- Sure, right.
00:32:38
But I feel like you become stronger when you're threatened.
00:32:42
'Cause I remember my father growing up.
00:32:43
- You're making it stronger.
00:32:44
- Yeah, my father went growing up.
00:32:46
He just said, "I have so many other children."
00:32:48
He goes, "I could drown your ad and no one would care."
00:32:52
- Right.
00:32:53
- He goes, "No one would care."
00:32:54
- You know what I did that year?
00:32:55
- What?
00:32:56
- That year I took a lot of money from my dad's bank account.
00:33:02
- Yeah.
00:33:03
- I heard some very, very smart people.
00:33:06
And we made the Motorola Razor.
00:33:08
- You know what, I see what you're saying.
00:33:13
- So his threat saying, he goes, "If you don't get your shit together, I will drown you in a tub."
00:33:19
- Right.
00:33:19
- And no one will care.
00:33:21
I was scared.
00:33:22
- I mean, for a second, it kind of feels like you're saying that to all of us.
00:33:25
- Not exactly.
00:33:28
- Now, let's get back to these drones.
00:33:29
(laughing)
00:33:32
- Oh, exactly.
00:33:32
I'm not gonna drown every American.
00:33:35
- Right.
00:33:36
- That would be a lot of time.
00:33:38
- Right.
00:33:38
- I take a lot of time.
00:33:39
- I mean, so over New Jersey, a lot of these unidentified drones now.
00:33:47
You know, a few things are really interesting to me regarding this phenomenon.
00:33:53
Number one, it showed up everywhere on the news.
00:33:58
Everybody was talking about it.
00:33:59
I know people who live in New Jersey are seeing these drones.
00:34:03
And it seemed like the federal government and everyone was talking about it.
00:34:09
- Yep.
00:34:09
- Now, I think the drones are still there?
00:34:12
- Yeah.
00:34:13
- But now, no, it's not really on the news anymore.
00:34:17
And no one's-- - Again, we were just, it's going back to that threat thing.
00:34:22
Isn't it funny how after Brian Thompson died, the drone showed up?
00:34:25
We're watching you, man.
00:34:27
We took the gas pedal off after COVID.
00:34:30
We were like, hey, I think America's healing again.
00:34:34
Everything's going good.
00:34:36
And then you killed one of ours, so we're just watching out.
00:34:39
- You know what?
00:34:40
Maybe we should cut to a quick break.
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- No, I promise you,
00:37:47
I will not say anything again.
00:37:48
I swear to you, I'm so sorry.
00:37:50
- It's just been kind of fucked up, just, I'm sorry, you invited me here.
00:37:54
You fucking, I had a fucking, I had a fucking push that old guy on the fucking track because he was a big fan and he was talking to his friends,
00:38:04
"Duncan, just okay, dude."
00:38:06
And he just spatted it, he talked too much.
00:38:08
- Listen, I just want my family to be safe.
00:38:10
I will fucking do whatever you guys want, just, I'm not gonna fuck.
00:38:13
- Let's go a little softball for the rest of the fucking - Okay, I'm sorry, I'm just trying to make it seem, I love you, Duncan.
00:38:18
I love you too, but it's like this, you're pushing the fucking buttons, man.
00:38:23
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:38:25
I'm an artist, man.
00:38:26
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00:38:27
- Rolling.
00:38:28
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00:38:29
- Hi.
00:38:30
- Yep, man, that was a good break, just laughing, just laughing.
00:38:34
This guy is so funny, this guy is so funny.
00:38:37
- Thank you so much, you're awesome, man.
00:38:39
You know, look, I know you don't have a lot of time, I know you're out here doing film stuff and things like that, but I, number one, I just wanna say how I love being your friend and I really hope people out there do hear your message and understand that,
00:38:55
you know, I don't care who you are, I don't care if you're black, white, green, red, orange, rich.
00:39:01
- Now, if you're green, if you're green, I don't wanna, I gotta trust you, I gotta get away, get away, get out of here.
00:39:08
- You're gonna stand up, man, that could be a gag.
00:39:10
- Thank you.
00:39:11
- But you know what, if you're green, don't fucking talk.
00:39:13
- If you're a human, if you're human.
00:39:16
- You know what, and if you're human and you happen to have all the money, almost all the money in the world, that does not give anyone the right to not love you,
00:39:27
not be cool to you, certainly to perpetrate any kind of violence, subversive, or overt, and do you wanna hear some pull down one set?
00:39:36
And also, it's a really good idea for Americans to spend more time at work, and we need to get back into the office and let's talk about that.
00:39:49
This, I love what's it called, come on home.
00:39:55
- It's called, it's called, come on home, it's kind of like the PC, but like the real messages, get your ass back in that office.
00:40:03
- Yeah, 'cause it's so fun.
00:40:05
- Because we've realized everybody's been like, kind of chilling the past few years, so we're gonna ramp it up a little bit.
00:40:11
Instead of 40 hour work weeks, we're ramping it up in 55 hours.
00:40:14
- Love it, yeah, I mean, and that's to me, it's like, I love the thing you explain to me about what is time anyway, what is a week, why not add another day to the week,
00:40:24
and what I'm thinking is, like, the biggest pushback we get is people are like, yeah, but that's less time with my kids.
00:40:31
Think about it this way, okay.
00:40:33
That's more time your kids are gonna miss you.
00:40:35
- Yeah, that's great when your kids miss you.
00:40:38
- You know when your kids miss you?
00:40:39
- They appreciate it.
00:40:40
- That is home.
00:40:41
- Yeah, I love that feeling.
00:40:42
- You're gonna get that times three.
00:40:43
- I love that feeling.
00:40:44
And boy, Donnie, I just love everything you guys are doing, and I fully support you, I fully support your family and friends of your family.
00:40:57
And I hope that we stay friends for a very, very long time and that you know how much I love you.
00:41:02
- I love it, do you wanna hear something fun?
00:41:03
- Yeah.
00:41:04
- There's a little inside baseball.
00:41:06
We might have to cut it, but I think-- - Oh, okay.
00:41:09
- So, you know the past election.
00:41:13
- Yeah.
00:41:14
- People are wondering, why did they put Kamala in place?
00:41:19
- Yeah, I was curious about that.
00:41:22
- It was, you know how I talked about how when we golf, we switch off like who owns five is Muradak's.
00:41:27
- Yeah.
00:41:29
- So, me and the boys were like, we had a couple.
00:41:32
- Yep.
00:41:33
- And we were just talking like, isn't it crazy?
00:41:37
That we got that old guy in the White Hat.
00:41:39
Isn't it crazy, we got the, he's like, he doesn't even know what that keeps saying at the time.
00:41:44
- Yeah.
00:41:44
- Isn't it wild?
00:41:45
And we got a little cocky.
00:41:47
- Yeah.
00:41:48
- We're like, what if we put a woman in the White House?
00:41:50
- Yeah.
00:41:51
- So my buddy, my buddy was like, what if, are you thinking Hilary again?
00:41:55
I go, what if we pick someone even more unlikable?
00:42:00
- Right.
00:42:01
- And so we were chatting, we were chatting, we called her up and we were like, hey, Kamala, hey, this is how I go, hey bitch.
00:42:07
And she's like, what's up?
00:42:08
And I was like, what if you ran for president?
00:42:10
And she goes, you know America doesn't really like me.
00:42:13
And we're like, you know, I think we can get you the win.
00:42:16
Yeah.
00:42:17
Turns out we couldn't.
00:42:19
So we, I just wanna apologize, that's on us.
00:42:23
That's our bad.
00:42:24
- I mean, I'm surprised you're just coming out with that.
00:42:26
I did just notice though, why don't we take a look at that tattoo on your arm?
00:42:30
Is there why you could show that tattoo to the camera?
00:42:33
The die?
00:42:34
- The kind of all seen.
00:42:35
- Yeah, the all seen eye?
00:42:36
- Yeah.
00:42:37
- Yeah, it's again, we're watching.
00:42:40
- All right.
00:42:41
- That was Donnie Rothschild, everybody.
00:42:43
And make sure to keep your eye out for his upcoming reality show and documentaries and make sure that you realize that nobody's trying to hurt you.
00:43:00
We want you to be able to live your life.
00:43:02
And it's great to be an American and it's something that you should not take for granted.
00:43:07
Just keep doing what you've been doing as long as what you've been doing doesn't cause too much disruption in the system.
00:43:16
- It's a disaster.
00:43:18
- All right, well, thank you, Donnie.
00:43:20
- Thank you, man.
00:43:21
Good to see you.
00:43:22
- Good to see you.
00:43:23
- Love you too.
00:43:23
- Is that okay?
00:43:26
- That was great, man.
00:43:26
- Just next time, it's fucking, if you're gonna ask any kind of questions like that.
00:43:31
- I'm sorry, man.
00:43:32
- Just fucking run it by me.
00:43:33
- Should we cut the camera?
00:43:34
- No, I don't think you can say that.
00:43:36
- The thing is I'll probably put it out and if I get a little backlash, we could cut it.
00:43:42
- It's kind of, I mean, you guys, it's kind of like you're getting real.
00:43:44
- It's kind of like, it's kind of like comfortable.
00:43:45
We're just saying what's it actually.
00:43:47
- Yeah, it's funny though.
00:43:48
Isn't it funny?
00:43:49
The idea that we actually fucking put her in place.
00:43:51
She's so unlikable, and we thought.
00:43:53
- I know, man.
00:43:54
- But you know, when you make it like a bad bet, you're like, "Oh, the New York Jets are gonna fucking."
00:43:58
- You just don't, you're not scared of us.
00:44:00
- You don't care about.
00:44:00
You're not scared of people doing anything anymore.
00:44:03
You just, but not anymore.
00:44:05
We got drones, didn't we got drones?
00:44:07
You know, we got Israel.
00:44:10
- All right.
00:44:10
Well, okay, man, can you please just turn the power back on to our house?
00:44:14
- Yeah.
00:44:15
- Okay, great.
00:44:16
- All right, man, thank you.
00:44:17