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We got a lot to talk about today.
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You all know there's a lot going on in the world right now.
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I'm sure you've got your eyes on the news.
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And even if you are watching the MSM legacy media, you know, doubt are getting injections of fear into your amygdala right now based on all the things that are happening.
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We've got a fog over North America.
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This is a neurological toxic fog composed of millions of nanobots that have been manufactured and deep underground military bunkers by Android scientists that are implanted with alien brain organoids,
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which is allowing them to run as they do.
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Now, you might be experiencing a fluctuation in your mood states right now.
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You might be penuloming between feelings of great fear, anxiety and potentially even orgasmic joy that comes upon you in unexpected moments makes you explode inside your pants or squirt all over your kitchen or wherever you may be.
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These fluctuations are totally normal when the sun is in supernova mode, which is being generated by high powered magnifying glasses, which have been placed on top of a Vatican and are re-reflecting the sun light back onto itself,
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which is heating it up.
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Now the heat of the sun and the solar flares and the plasma being blasted from the sun is interacting with the tectonic plates because they want to open up Lemuria again and re-release the mud flood reset history.
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This is why you've got Zuckerberg investing millions of dollars along with all the other global elites in the world in building their own survival shelters underneath the ground.
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How is there anything you can do to fight back against this inevitable re-transitioning, repositioning or essentially a reset control of the lead on the entire history of the human race.
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Absolutely not, but one thing you can do is you can measure your mood states with my new double black obsidian mood state measure.
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Not only will this tell you what mood you are in to know it is not a mood-ring.
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This is high tech technology.
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They didn't want you to have it leaked out of a DARPA laboratory.
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They didn't want it out there.
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I got access to it.
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They sent this to me in a brown package that I opened up and I couldn't believe it.
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Now you can check right now with just a tiny drop of blood, not only your IQ, but what purity level you're at and the things you've been thinking.
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These reptilian shape shifters want your purity level to be below 42, once it drops below 42, you open yourself up to demonic possession.
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Many of my friends have found themselves possessed by the spirit of John Bonaire Amsy and I know everybody thinks she was innocent, but my god, once she gets into your body,
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you're going to be doing 360 degrees spins with your head.
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It displaces your spinal cord and you're going to be paying the chiropractor a visit for a few months just to get that thing corkscrew back where it belongs.
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It's not a pleasant experience.
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You got to keep your mood stayed up right now because they're feeding on your psychic energy, which they're using for the magnifying glasses that are redirecting the sunlight.
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That's the energy that they use enough of can get happy.
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They won't be able to heat the sun up, which is what they're trying to do.
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It's called a code red.
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They want to code red.
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The sun and blast that thing all over the galaxy.
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All you got to do is take one of these things and you just stick it right here against your finger like this.
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But wait, first, I just remembered I didn't put a new needle in by the way, if you were wondering I have been working on my manifesto.
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It's right here.
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As you could see, we are in mid manifesto phase.
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This will be released.
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It's going to be placing this in a bank vault and if anything should happen to me over 500,000 copies of this are going to be air dropped over New Jersey.
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Folks, you really can't go without one of these.
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This is a Teflon plated medical bag.
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This thing can survive the shock of bullets.
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It can survive anything.
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An ninja sword, any kind of super sharp ninja blade throwing stars, etc.
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We'll be redirected and reflected off of this medicine bag inside this bag is over 70 ounces of ketamine.
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And of course, zen nicotine pouches, which are the number one way to prevent the incoming bird flu.
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All right where to go.
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Here we go.
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You got to make sure that you always use clean needles, folks, whether you're, I don't have any.
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And I'm not, you know, this thing's got toothpaste on it.
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I'll probably get blood poisoning.
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So there goes that gag.
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I forgot to bring my needles away.
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Let me look.
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All right, folks, here we are.
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Got my clean needles.
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Also, might I recommend Colgate 3D watch strips.
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Now the last thing you want to do when you're shining that bright smile, which we call the smile of noses.
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When you wake up to the reality, the demi are just in control.
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And we are living in a synthetic matrix style universe created by a being that was jealous of God and just decided that he would go and essentially steal God's number one joke,
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which is the creation of eternity reality and everything that we are existing within.
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He sucked our souls into and into the essentially a prison, a sole prison, which we're all existing.
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And if you any time you've taken enough mushrooms or smoked that wacky tobacco, you probably have experienced a general sense of unrealality, especially if you've done nitrous oxide balloons and combination with any kind of psychedelic and have seen the grid of the matrix,
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what you're looking at there is the walls of the simulator that we're in right now.
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All right, here we go, folks.
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Now right here, what you're looking at this pin here, it looks like a pin.
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It's not a pin.
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This is the exact same device the Soviets used to inject polonium into their enemies.
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You could just walk right up to anybody and poke them with this, which is why I always wear a skin sheath.
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This might look like my skin.
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It is not.
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It is a body suit.
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This is a rubber material that cannot be penetrated except in one area, which happens to be the finger that I'm going to inject this thing in right now.
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And for those of you watching out there in the deep state, he would love nothing more to inject me with polonium.
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I want you to know I swap out the finger so you'll never know exactly where the one tiny opening is.
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And no, I do not have an opening down below.
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I wear a diaper beneath the skin suits.
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You're not going to be able to penetrate me that way either.
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I'm essentially invulnerable to any of your nanobot swarms.
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And I walked around in the fog when it came over Austin.
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And nothing happened to me because of my various systems of self protection from the deep state.
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If you're interested in that, I happen to have just published a book for kids protecting your children from the nano swarms of the deep state.
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You can order that.
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The kids love it.
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It's made just for kids.
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It's got a special little kitty cat, a wonderful character who is the explorers, his name is Stan Lee, the explorer.
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He basically goes on an adventure goes underneath the Vatican to check out some of the secret scrolls they have under there, which talk about the actual history of the human race prior to the mud flood.
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When we existed in Tartaria, uh, and no, that wasn't the world's fair.
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If you ever seen pictures, can you pull up a picture of the world's fair?
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Please take a look at this, folks.
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They want you to believe this is an actual fair.
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They want you to actually believe that that these people constructed.
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You got to go way back there.
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You just click on an old there, right down there.
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There it is right there folks.
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I'm surprised they haven't.
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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That's a world's fair.
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They just constructed that, didn't they humans just, uh, you know, we'll build now.
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Can you put up a county fair pull it be enlarge that enlarge that folks?
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I need you to take a look at this.
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These are one of the things they want you to believe the crystal palace of London was just a temporary cons, is that from the world's fair?
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Oh, what do you know, built by the Sir Joseph Pack should the pack, whatever.
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It's an open it back up again.
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We can glitch it out here.
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We got hackers in our system built by Sir Joseph Pack for the great exhibition in eight one, 180, whatever, the crystal palace mark the greatest span of glass and build it out.
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The building was later destroyed by fire folks.
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They want to eliminate everything that used to be.
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We used to live in a beautiful civilization where glass palaces.
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You couldn't walk five feet without finding a glass palace.
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Every single toilet bowl was made of gold.
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This is why Donald Trump uses golden toilets.
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If you have any kind of issue with your bow movement or any kind of your gut biome will be corrected by a simple dump on a golden toilet.
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This is what George Washington used to use the restroom on and this is what the pharaohs used to use the restroom on.
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They're not going to show you at the very center at the core of the great pyramid of geese.
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There is a golden toilet that the pharaoh used to fill with his, uh, the noble, um, uh, waste.
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Now let's do a check here.
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I'm going to do a little quick check here folks load this thing up, uh, and then we're, you just put it on your open finger and you just take a,
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take a little popper there and then there we go folks right there.
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That's what they want.
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That's what they want.
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They want your blood.
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They want to drain your blood.
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Not just your blood.
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They want to drain everything inside of you.
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And of course this thing just went down folks.
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This is what I'm talking about up there.
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There we go.
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Yep.
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There you go folks.
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This is the kind of thing when you're getting gang stalked.
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They're going to get into your devices and right there it says I'm fairly happy right now.
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Meaning that I am immune.
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I am immune to any kind of influence.
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And I do not expect to be possessed by geometry or any kind of spirit to day.
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Now folks, final message here before you dive into the next phase of the podcast.
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I just want you all to know you don't have control.
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You can't do anything about the drone swarms.
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You can't do anything about the fog.
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You can't be doing anything about the manchurian candidate born identity style lunatics who've been exploding things driving into things.
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There's nothing you can do to stop the rep tillion agenda other than to find a way to be happy.
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That's what they don't want you to do, which is why you'll never hear Rachel Maddow legacy media.
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Fountain of volcanic lies of volcano of lies, wearing ridiculous glasses.
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She'll never hear say just be happy because when you're on your deathbed, they're in a single person on their deathbed who said I wish I was filled with more anxiety and watched more news and on a single person has said that 95.5% of men on their deathbeds ask for a hand job from one they love.
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That's what you want when you die and you're not going to get joy in happiness and the sweet smile of a fresh release upon entering into the light,
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which you should not go into, by the way, it's another trick of the dim here is to get you reincarnate and then never any soul cycle that you've been trapped in.
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You're not going to get that sweet smile, that gentle exhalation of relief that comes after living a good life closed out by a happy ending.
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If you've spent the majority of your life terrified to quote Frederick Nietzsche, imagine that you are on a loop that you just repeat your life over and over and over again.
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You make the same decisions over and over and over again for infinity.
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That means if you've spent the majority of your life unhappy, you are in hell.
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So it is your responsibility right now to find a way.
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I don't care what you do.
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I don't care if you got to go shove your face into dogs ass.
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I don't care if you got to go toss a pit bull salad to find that little spark of joy.
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Go do it because folks, you are in control of your own destiny.
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You won't be able to use telepathic powers to explode those drones torture in the poor residents of New Jersey.
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But one thing you can do is get out there right now and make your life happy.
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Make your life fulfilled.
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Follow your dream.
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Follow your heart.
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And most importantly, don't forget to order where the hell did that go?
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And folks, you'd be amazed.
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Sometimes I feel like I'm as happy as a French clown at an orgy.
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And I do the test and realize I'm miserable.
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And right there's where they get into your right there's where they penetrate right there's where they slide their fingers up the leg of your heart.
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And the next thing you know, you're squirting demons all over the face of your family.
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And now drawing lessons.
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So, you know, guys, a great way to relax and have fun and just enjoy yourself and life is to draw.
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So I thought that I would share some of you.
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I should, sorry, cut it there.
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You know, a lot of people have been asking me how I became such a master artist.
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Oh wait, you can just, I guess for this one, it should just, yeah, okay, okay, okay, let's just start.
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And now drawing lessons.
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A lot of people have been asking me how I became such a master artist.
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Well, the answer is I studied for many, many years at the DeVry Institute for art and sketching dedicated my life to it and I have practiced ever since I was a kid.
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When I was five, in fact, a Cambridge professor happened to go into my elementary school because he had food poisoning and he had explosive diarrhea.
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I just had to stop somewhere to use the bathroom.
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He got confused about where the bathroom was and ran into my classroom.
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It was the craziest thing.
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This classic professor, a corduroy jacket, spectacles, a little white beard came running into our classroom while we were drawing and I said, oh my god, oh my god,
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this isn't the bathroom.
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I'm so sorry.
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And then just like exploded diarrhea all over a lot of the classroom was really a lot of the kids were crying.
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But then because he was sick and I guess he was getting incredibly dehydrated from what was happening to him.
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He just fell on the ground and happened to fall right in front of one of my sketches.
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I was doing the crayon and he just saw it and just said, oh my god, oh my god, who did this?
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And I said, I did.
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And as he is evacuating his bowels, he said, please, please take my business card.
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I didn't even know what that was, but I gave it to my dad and he called him up and I was invited to teach as a child at Cambridge to teach drawing,
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which is the best way to learn as to teach.
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So regardless, I thought I'd share some tips for you for the beginner drawer, the intermediate drawer or even a late stage drawer master.
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So let's jump in.
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Anytime you are going to draw, it really helps to have paper and some kind of device to draw with.
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In this case, I use a micron zero one sketch pencil.
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This is a pen rather an ink machine.
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That's what we call it in the art world.
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And I kind of like to have an idea of what I'm going to draw first.
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So in this case, we're just going to be doing a portrait that I just sort of cook up in my own mind.
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Now, whenever I draw, I like to start, especially when I'm drawing a face, I like to start with the head like that and usually a nice oval shape works for that.
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Of course, depending on the head that you are going to draw, you maybe your head doesn't have an oval.
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You know, that's sort of the freedom of drawing.
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You could you could do one of these guys if you wanted.
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And you know, I know you're probably looking at this and you're like, I can't do that right away.
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This is why we practice.
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You just start at the beginning with some lines.
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And that's pretty much all to think of.
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All you need to think about when it comes to drawing is like, you're just doing lines.
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And if you do the right series of lines together, then the lines will make a face.
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Take a look at that.
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And again, guys, this is not the kind of thing where you're just going to jump.
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There's never been a person that I'm aware of who just jumped on a horse and started galloping that baby around the pasture.
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It takes time.
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You got to get really cool boots.
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You've got to get a little strap thing that you put on the horse.
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And you've got to you've got to find a horse.
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See that?
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This is just a little creature.
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And this is a creature that actually every time that I smoke dimethyltriptamin, I see this creature at one of these things,
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a little star on its head, like that.
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If you can see that star.
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And it's got these like interesting protuberances coming out of the side of its head.
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It's got a, you know, to me, this is beautiful.
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This kind of body.
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And I'm so sick of this fascist idea that you have to have a body that matches,
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I don't know, Timothy Shalamay or something to be beautiful.
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And that's what he tells me.
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Anytime I inhale dimethyltriptamin smoke, this creature appears to me.
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And he says, he says, every body shape is beautiful.
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And every, everything is beautiful.
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If you look at it the right way, he's got these incredible moves.
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Just just to the algorithm knows these are not female breasts.
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These are moves.
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I guess I'll avoid the nipple.
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And he's got four moves.
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Wait, six moves.
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Actually, now I think about it.
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Sometimes he has four.
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Sometimes he has six.
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And I asked him about that.
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And he said, please don't ask me about why that happens.
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So, and that's a really good practice.
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If you have any friend or anybody in your life who has that situation of like some days, there's two moves.
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Some days there's three.
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Some days there's four.
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You know, if they want to open up to you about why their moves are multiplying, then let them.
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But if they don't want to talk about it, the best bet is just to to leave them alone.
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Now, he's got these interesting stars on his hands too.
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They kind of remind me of the sheriff's star.
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So I wonder if he's a sheriff.
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But whenever I ask him if he's a sheriff, he just laughs.
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Now, what's really interesting about this little guy, he calls himself not this king and is that he's got more than two arms.
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He's got four arms.
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And sometimes in this hand, he's holding what appears to be the thing that Aquaman has.
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Try to a tried.
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Yeah, he's got a tried in this hand.
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And in this hand, he's doing the, I guess he's a sports fan.
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He's doing the what do you call it?
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The symbol of the Texas Longhorns.
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See that.
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And then what's really cool about this guy and I kind of love this part is he's got a legs.
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So is he a spider?
00:26:23
Is he a spider with moves like some kind of body positivity spider?
00:26:29
I don't really know.
00:26:31
And again, you know, I think that it's good in the hyper dimensional reality is accessible to human beings via meditation, allotropic breath work or fasting to follow the same general etiquette guidelines that,
00:26:53
oh yeah, he usually has a necklace.
00:26:55
Check this out.
00:26:56
Now, I know what it's like to be in a hurry.
00:26:59
I've been in a hurry.
00:27:00
We all have.
00:27:01
And my guess is when he's putting his necklace on, he gets in a hurry.
00:27:06
And he doesn't have time or he doesn't realize that his he's it's a it's a crucifix.
00:27:13
But it's like he hung it the wrong way.
00:27:16
It's it's like upside down.
00:27:19
Now, the message of this being not us, not this king is love yourself as you are.
00:27:30
And he, you know, I remember it's so funny.
00:27:35
Sometimes I like to inhale, die methyl tryptoman smoke before I go to the gym.
00:27:41
So when I get my best workouts, I get ripped.
00:27:44
It sucks.
00:27:45
I tried to inhale die methyl tryptoman smoke while I was on the ab domino machine.
00:27:53
And I got thrown out of the gym and I had to go to a new gym.
00:27:57
And I'm like, what it what it's not cigarettes.
00:28:00
What's the big deal?
00:28:02
But like you see Brad Pitt in fight club.
00:28:06
You see any classic hunk with abs.
00:28:10
I promise you that is a result of smoking die methyl tryptoman while doing crunches.
00:28:19
It's just it goes perfectly.
00:28:22
The point is I was about to go to the gym getting ready for my it was glute day.
00:28:27
And he appeared to me and he said, why are you going to the gym?
00:28:32
And I said, well, you know, it makes me feel good.
00:28:35
It kind of makes me feel like I'm in control of my life.
00:28:38
It gives me a sense of autonomy over my destiny.
00:28:44
And he just goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:28:50
Have you played path of exile to?
00:28:51
And I said, no, I have not.
00:28:53
And he said, why don't you instead of going to the gym today, go to the local 7 11 get a jumbo box of Oreos and just play path of exile to for the rest of the day and into the like late late night.
00:29:15
And I said, well, I've been trying to get on a good sleep schedule.
00:29:18
If I stay up till 3 a.m.
00:29:20
Not as I I generally like underperform the next day.
00:29:26
And he said, well, there you go.
00:29:27
You see that's post industrial revolution toxic masculinity manifesting as ambition.
00:29:33
He said in the days of the factories, that's what they wanted.
00:29:38
They wanted a good worker got up early in the morning for fresh and ready to work in the factories.
00:29:44
But is that you want to be in your life?
00:29:47
You do realize like this is corporatist, consumerist, capitalist propaganda that is giving you a guilt complex.
00:29:56
And most importantly, pushing you away from leveling up your character, which is not easy to do once you get to level 48 and are on the act three boss.
00:30:11
And you can't find anywhere to grind to get that exp.
00:30:15
It was a convincing argument.
00:30:17
Now the other cool thing about him I almost forgot is he has got like a I don't know what it is.
00:30:25
But it's some kind of tube thing that comes out of a what it looks like a mouth.
00:30:33
And it's stomach.
00:30:35
And it's a veiny tube.
00:30:39
And this is what's really cool.
00:30:42
What it this thing does.
00:30:44
You can see that that veiny tube.
00:30:46
It's got little teeth like this.
00:30:50
And it's got like a mouth here.
00:30:54
Now let me see if I can finish trying this thing.
00:30:59
It had a little sort of attempted a beard.
00:31:08
And I don't know if I'm going to depict it correctly, but it honestly looks a little bit like Mr.
00:31:18
Beast.
00:31:19
And this thing vomits these eggs.
00:31:25
I guess they're eggs.
00:31:26
They're like brown eggs.
00:31:29
They're brown stinky eggs.
00:31:31
And if I open the eggs, that there's nothing in them.
00:31:41
They're just solid brown all the way through.
00:31:44
So I don't know what if I'm supposed to like put them in a hatchery or something.
00:31:51
And then if I leave the stinky brown eggs out long enough, flies come and fly around the eggs.
00:32:00
So I don't know what that is.
00:32:03
But anyway, I hope this inspired you all and that you I don't know if I just like that.
00:32:10
Yeah, I just hope that you guys have the oh, and always make sure that you sign your art.
00:32:17
There you go.
00:32:21
That is now signed.
00:32:24
And we are going to have a drawing and are how many subscribers are we up to now Josh?
00:32:34
120,000.
00:32:34
We are up to 120,000 subscribers.
00:32:38
Once we get to 100 and whoever my 100 and 30,000 subscriber is.
00:32:48
I'm going to send you this.
00:32:51
This will be yours.
00:32:53
And that means you're going to be pretty rich because this will sell for a ton of money.
00:33:02
And that is the end of the drawing lesson on to the rest of the podcast.
00:33:23
Brett, a pretty depressing statistic, only eight percent of people keep their New Year's resolutions.
00:33:33
And you know why if you invite the guests that is because like people make insane New Year's resolutions, you know, maybe you're not going to learn to do a backflip or how to parachute.
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Maybe you're not going to become a black belt in some obscure form of jujitsu this year.
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Nothing feels quite as good as completing a masterpiece.
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And the only thing that feels better than completing a masterpiece is having a masterpiece on the wall of your house.
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And so I'm going to propose a little contest here.
00:37:07
Once my subscribers, what are we at right now, Josh?
00:37:10
120,000.
00:37:11
Once my subscribers get up to, I don't know what, what number, Josh?
00:37:17
130.
00:37:18
130, 130,000.
00:37:21
I'm going to do a random drawing of all of my members.
00:37:26
All of you have subscribed to be members.
00:37:28
The deep core of my heart, the heart of my soul, the soul of the world, the soul of the universe.
00:37:36
Then in one of you, I'm going to reach out to and I'm going to mail to you this masterpiece, which you will be able to hang on the wall of your house.
00:37:46
So if you haven't subscribed as a member yet and you want to be part of this drawing and you want to have access to no doubt what will be worth and unquantifiable sum of money,
00:37:59
then all you got to do is just however you become a member on YouTube.
00:38:04
And for my listeners out there, just become a member of on YouTube.
00:38:08
Once we get 130K, the contest will end.
00:38:12
And you know, it's like, I still, I remember, you know, when I when I started podcasting, people would email me and say,
00:38:22
do you accept Bitcoin donations?
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And I was like, fuck, fuck your nerd money.
00:38:27
I don't, I don't know what that is.
00:38:30
I don't want to do a wallet.
00:38:32
It's sweet of you, but come on.
00:38:33
I don't know.
00:38:35
I'm living in a sublet, man.
00:38:37
You know, I don't know how to do a Bitcoin wallet.
00:38:42
Now if I accepted those donations, then we would probably be doing this podcast from an orbiting space cruiser right now.
00:38:55
But unfortunately, I passed up on that moment that the universe was like, do you want it?
00:39:02
Do you want to have yachts in your life?
00:39:04
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This is your chance.
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This could be yours.
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It could either be yours or the Guggenheims.
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Uh, you pick.
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Become a member.
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You'll get commercial free episodes of the DTFH.
00:39:19
And a lot to other stuff.
00:39:21
You know, I just resurrected something I used to do on the Patreon and we'll be doing again.
00:39:26
Um, hopefully I'll figure out a way to get them both to happen simultaneously on YouTube, uh, which is our meditation group, a journey into boredom where we just sit and meditate.
00:39:38
And it's really fun.
00:39:38
If you're interested in meditating, uh, it's a chance for you to just sort of and it sounds nuts.
00:39:44
I know, but group meditation is really great.
00:39:48
And it's especially if you are just trying to like get into it because there's just a lot of like basic questions people have about it.
00:39:57
And everyone in the group, they all have different ways they meditate.
00:40:00
Some people meditate the way I do, which is boring, basic, bitch, Buddhism style.
00:40:05
Some people do other forms of it, but it's a great group of people.
00:40:09
And right now it's on the Patreon, but it will be on YouTube memberships soon.
00:40:15
Now a little news for you.
00:40:17
Can you pull up that news article?
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Check this out, friends.
00:40:21
This is what has been on my mind with all the crazy shit going on.
00:40:24
This, this, friends, whoa.
00:40:28
Scientists want to entangle human brains with quantum computers to learn about consciousness.
00:40:35
Um, a team of researchers believe they may have a way of testing the hypothesis that consciousness and humans arise from entanglement within our brains to do so would involve creating interfaces between human brains and quantum computers and attempting to measure any resulting changes in consciousness.
00:40:54
Can you scroll down a little bit?
00:40:56
Now this guy is getting a lot of attention right now in 1989, British mathematician and Nobel Prize in Physics winner Roger Penrose suggested that quantum entanglement is involved in consciousness that we cannot summarize this full argument spread out over several books.
00:41:12
The gist of it boils down to the idea that there are some problems that cannot be completed or comprehended by traditional computers.
00:41:18
Humans can deal with these problems and comprehend them such as non-computable numbers and go-del sentences.
00:41:24
And so the human mind must not operate like a traditional computer instead.
00:41:28
Penrose suggests that consciousness could arise from quantum entanglement within the brain.
00:41:35
Now this is fucking nuts for a lot of different reasons.
00:41:39
Number one, Penrose's theory is the pathway to sort of connect secular materialist ideas of consciousness with mysticism.
00:41:59
If our brains are actually quantum computers, there's some kind of quantum entanglement happening in the human brain.
00:42:10
Then what that means is that potentially consciousness is not a result of what we would consider like traditional neurological activity,
00:42:25
but rather the human brain becomes more like an antenna.
00:42:30
Now this is incredible.
00:42:34
This is what anybody who's gotten into any form of Buddhism, any form of meditation, any form of spirituality, any kind of psychedelic,
00:42:44
no doubt you've had the experience where you become less of a you and more of an everything.
00:42:51
It's just this incredible moment where you know, the unified consciousness state has been studied in many different forms.
00:43:03
I remember the first time I experienced it was on a dose of LSD.
00:43:07
It's just that moment where you merge with everything.
00:43:11
And so what the fuck is that?
00:43:13
Now this is also accessible via meditation and also for some people it could just happen on a hike.
00:43:18
We're just suddenly you're not there anymore, but you're there, you're everything.
00:43:22
You're not a you, you're not a you're not a you're not a a singular thing anymore.
00:43:27
Now maybe what's happening there is so you guys you've been watching it long enough, you know, I'm about to stammer my way through something.
00:43:39
I don't really understand that well.
00:43:41
So any physicists out there watching, please correct me all you all you want, but the way I understand it is at the quantum level,
00:43:53
things can go into what's called a superposition.
00:44:00
This is the Schrodinger's cat.
00:44:01
Basically you put the cat in the box.
00:44:04
The cat is simultaneously in the box, not in the box, dead, not dead, because we don't know what's going on in there in the in the box.
00:44:12
Now I don't know the totality of this insane thought experiment, but the superposition is where the thing is stopped is not collapsed into a particle,
00:44:23
but is now a wave.
00:44:24
And so the idea would be that consciousness perception happens because like our brains collapse.
00:44:36
The wave into the particle of attention.
00:44:39
And so the moment you're focusing in on something, you're no longer a wave, you're a particle.
00:44:44
And this is how we're observing everything.
00:44:47
The moment you get a nice meditation practice going, or whatever your spirituality is, or the moment you take the correct dosage of some psychedelic and ps psychedelics are for everybody.
00:44:57
I'm not advocating the use of psychedelics.
00:45:00
Necessarily, a lot of people don't do well with them for God's sake.
00:45:04
Don't fucking just go running blindly into the world of psychedelics.
00:45:09
And the earlier versions of me, I would have advised that, but these days I'm be careful, friends.
00:45:15
Shit out there is very powerful these days.
00:45:17
And God knows what you're getting.
00:45:19
I don't know what you kids are doing out there.
00:45:21
I don't know what you're doing out there in the dark web order.
00:45:24
And God knows what from God knows who up in Sweden, who knows what you actually that's where LSD came from.
00:45:31
But the point is, if we discover way to to link the to entangle the human brain with quantum computers,
00:45:42
it is going to redefine everything we understand about human consciousness and human identity.
00:45:50
And it points towards what we read about in all of the trans and dental scriptures, like the Bhagavad Gita,
00:46:00
for example.
00:46:01
The soul is neither born nor does it ever die, nor having once existed, does it ever cease to be.
00:46:09
The soul is without birth, eternal, immortal, and ageless.
00:46:12
It is not destroyed when the body is destroyed.
00:46:19
Now, if you think of the soul as the wave form of consciousness,
00:46:30
the sum total of all consciousness in the universe prior to collapsing into the identity, which will be karma, then that makes sense.
00:46:39
If if non-local consciousness is real, then holy shit, where we truly are these eternal beings that have been collapsed into the particle of our identity,
00:46:54
essentially crucified on the crucifix of eternity and linear time.
00:47:01
And that's the experience of being human.
00:47:04
And so the fact that this is now like being studied in a real way, because this is always the question,
00:47:15
how do you study the soul or what is the soul or what is consciousness really forget the soul bullshit.
00:47:20
But where the other thing about it that's insane is that if we entangle a human brain with like the new Google willow,
00:47:32
which is the most advanced quantum computer on earth, or maybe on a billion different earths in the multiverse, then there's the possibility that that is the road to actual strong general AI,
00:47:48
AGI.
00:47:49
That's the road to AGI.
00:47:54
What are you, AGI?
00:47:55
That's my insurance.
00:47:56
It doesn't matter.
00:47:58
The point is, while all the crazy shit's going on in the world, this is actually happening.
00:48:05
They're really looking into this insane.
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I'm going to read a little bit more.
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But since then, it's been suggested that micro tubules inside neurons could provide the stable environment for entanglement.
00:51:05
Now, this is where it gets really weird.
00:51:06
The micro tubule thing, apparently inside of neurons, there's these little tunnels.
00:51:11
And when you take anesthesia, those tunnels collapse.
00:51:17
It shuts it down.
00:51:19
Meaning that your brain is no longer channeling consciousness, which is why you can operate on people.
00:51:26
This is where the whole damn thing is spraying from.
00:51:29
It's like, apparently, they still don't understand how anesthesia works.
00:51:32
Now they think they do.
00:51:34
So these micro tubules inside the neurons could somehow be entangled with a supercomputer.
00:51:42
Meaning that instead of doing like eel on musks, creepy cut open your brain, I don't know if they have to do surgery to entangle a micro tubule.
00:51:53
But theoretically, there could be some way, maybe a non-invasive way to entangle the human brain with a supercomputer, which would, at that moment,
00:52:04
be the end of human history as we know it.
00:52:07
That would be the singularity.
00:52:09
The singularity wouldn't be what I always pictured it as.
00:52:11
It's like, I don't know, someone fucks up a particle accelerator, someone falls asleep, press the wrong button, tears up in a hole in space time, a bunch of fucking Anunnaki come springing out and I don't know,
00:52:24
that's been my vision for the singularity.
00:52:27
But this could be the singularity is more like they discover how to do this.
00:52:34
And then because one person has done it and because all consciousness is connected, we realize that we're all entangled and boom,
00:52:45
you just wake up and realize you're the whole universe.
00:52:48
You're like, what the fuck?
00:52:49
Why do I keep dreaming that human dream?
00:52:52
And go get a coffee or whatever, get in a fight with your girlfriend as the universe and then back to whatever our lives are outside of the human dream.
00:53:04
So definitely look into that friends, get ready to entangle your brain.
00:53:09
And finally, this is the last message I have.
00:53:13
And sorry if this gets a little sentimental.
00:53:15
Most of you know, I'm good friends with Justin Trudeau.
00:53:19
And you know, last week I get a call.
00:53:25
And he hasn't been calling me lately.
00:53:29
I know he's been rough for him out there in Canada.
00:53:33
And he's been having a rough go.
00:53:35
He gets bullied.
00:53:37
You know, a lot of people don't know that about him, but it's like, I guess I don't know.
00:53:43
One of the officials there in Canada, they call him bitch boy.
00:53:47
And he goes, he's been going to use the bathroom and getting, what do they call him?
00:53:52
Josh Swirlies?
00:53:53
Yeah.
00:53:53
It's really awful, man.
00:53:55
They've been putting his head in the toilet and giving him swirlies.
00:53:59
They've been doing, what do you call them?
00:54:03
They make them do black face sometimes.
00:54:05
They did not make him do that.
00:54:07
And you know, I really wish they had.
00:54:10
That would actually be great.
00:54:11
I think that he like, he mentioned the idea to somebody.
00:54:14
And they were like, you really shouldn't do that.
00:54:18
And he was like, no, because he'd been reading this, I sent him a book that's coming out, stand up to your bully.
00:54:25
It's going to be available on random house.
00:54:28
And I sent him that and like he read that.
00:54:30
And then he's like, because the dude had been giving him swirlies, wedgies, made him eat rocks.
00:54:36
You don't know this, but right outside of parliament, you might not know this, they have this like playground where they go and play.
00:54:43
Like took sand out of the sand box and like put it in his diaper.
00:54:49
I'm sorry, Justin.
00:54:51
If that is, you don't want folks to know that you have a fashion diaper, but he got pinworms from the sand and very itchy butt.
00:55:00
And so he was fed up and I sent him like a book that details ways to deal with your bully.
00:55:05
And then so he was like, no, I am going to do this.
00:55:07
You're not going to stop me.
00:55:08
I wish he hadn't done that.
00:55:09
The point is, this is a friend of mine.
00:55:11
I don't care what your politics are.
00:55:13
He's a good guy.
00:55:17
And we had a long talk last week.
00:55:20
He did not want to resign, but I convinced him to resign.
00:55:24
And I know a lot of you Canadians are probably mad at me.
00:55:27
I know he was loved throughout Canada.
00:55:31
And I've already been getting emails from upset Canadians who said this was essentially our Superman.
00:55:36
And now what do we have?
00:55:40
Now what do we have?
00:55:41
And you still have him.
00:55:43
That's the main thing.
00:55:44
You still have him.
00:55:46
He's still there.
00:55:48
And he's going to start a daycare, which is fucking cool.
00:55:55
So theoretically you could actually bring your children to Trudeau's daycare center.
00:56:00
And the way they're going to run the daycare is really cool.
00:56:05
The daycare is like a miniature Canada.
00:56:08
And he will be the, I told him, look, maybe not Prime Minister of Canada, but what if you started a daycare and you're the Prime Minister of the daycare?
00:56:17
And so it's going to be run like Canada now with its own currency, everything.
00:56:24
So you don't have to feel like you've lost your hero.
00:56:28
He's still there for you.
00:56:29
If I don't know where the daycare is going to be right now, he's kind of like, he's been hammered for like a week straight.
00:56:37
And he's kind of not in a place to get into business right now.
00:56:41
But as Justin Trudeau's life coach, I just want to say, it'd be really nice if you guys would give him a fucking break.
00:56:48
Please stop bullying him.
00:56:50
Please stop calling him names when he's out jogging.
00:56:53
Please just, he's a sweet dude.
00:56:55
He's got some fucking issues.
00:56:58
Who doesn't have some issues?
00:56:59
He's a sweet guy.
00:57:00
He didn't want to be the Prime Minister.
00:57:02
That was a bet he took when he was on a cocaine binge and he just ended up Prime Minister and just decided to run with it.
00:57:12
So come on.
00:57:13
Take it easy on him.
00:57:14
And I can congratulate you for your courage, Prime former Prime Minister Trudeau.
00:57:20
We'll see you next week, everybody.
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