We're tired of drinking alone, so this week we wrangled Christophe Lechevalier to pour a few back while talking to us. Not only is Christophe the owner of the most chef's kiss perfect accent for talking about wine and cheese, he's also the owner of Bermondsey-based wine bar, Lechevalier! Lucky for us, his stories are just as good as his wines and both were in abundance for this recording. 

WANKIEST WINE REVIEW OF THE WEEK

How many emojis do you need to review a wine? Well, this week's review is full of 'em! And that's not even the wankiest part. 😱

WINESUP

Bathe with wine, not in wine! Good riddance, people! 

THE DRINKING

We drank two spectacular wines that you can find at Lechevalier. Seriously, go and drink them! Drink everything there. It's a treasure trove of good wine. (We've reviewed a From Sunday Carbonic Pinot Gris and a Ruggabellus Fluus which are both from Lechevalier.) 

This Bottle Bitches episode was produced by Producer Paul (PP) of Dark Horse Digital who only puts on his Dick Van Dyke accent when he's on the podcast. When he talks in his real voice he sounds like a freaking MP!