A hyper-blue crystal creates a duplicate of Jack that goes home in his place. Instead of discovering this, everyone is keen to supply both sides of the conversation, as if Jack was Gordon Freeman. But when Jack O’Real shows up, they put the pieces together surprisingly quickly.

Is there a conspiracy behind office staffing and bathrooms? Does Hammond have a red alert bracelet? How much does the set dressing tail wag the story dog? It’s the episode with equal parts emotional realness and bathroom talk. We hope you’ll forgive, but not forget us!

This episode marks our "re-launch", as we resume editing the terrifying episode backlog. There's some ways to go before the audio quality gets good, but we promise the editing steps up around here!

We Can't Call It The Enterprise aspirationally updates every other Friday. Vallery is currently helping with VaccinateCA, and that eats into podcast time
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