Teal’c drops one of his famous withheld-knowledge bombs, and sends the team on an invisible bug catching mission. But when the bugs turn out to merely be the Streisand effect in action, SG1 meets people who can REALLY do space magic. It’s all fun and first-contact games until Apophis joins the bug hunt, then it’s time for some artificial stakes raising!

How much sass runway does Jack have? Is Daniel a good Anthropologist? Is SG1 just going to… walk right in to every trap? Who makes for a better episode, Quark or Lwaxana Troi? Join us this week for a Stargate episode with not enough plot, and two hosts with not enough sleep. Remember when travel was a thing?

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