I have no words for what's going on right now, I thought they were kidding about this when they spoke about it but since then I've been getting the Tik Toks and I gotta say, I've learned so much in this past week. I should have definitely been a stripper. Or like a trampoline guy, or like a snake dude but definitely shoulda dropped out of school first. I can't believe people pay to watch this, but at the same time I totally get it. Like watching someone break themselves mentally for money... fuck, that's sick. Every year we prove another Young Adult-Fiction Dytopia writer correct, and it's time to change my literary focus in school. Remember to buy my new book on Amazon, "Moonbeam," in which a young hybrid Bear-Man rejects society and finds love in said society so he like breaks a little out of his shell and he also has powers but only when he licks honey off of a person. Sexually, nonsexually (still kinda sexually) it's whatever, as long as he takes in honey through the mouth that was previously touching skin. His biggest enemy is general cleanliness and people who don't like honey.

Also we talked about Temu, because you KNOW you think it's a scam, but you never confirmed it. Let's just say it's exactly what you thought it would be but in a different way. Wanna know what we mean? Then just listen tbh, you shouldn't have made it this far into the fucking episode blurb. You should pretty much be skimming this after a while, which is fine cause I just gotta hit a word count to prove people who said I'd make these a lot shorter by the second season wrong. Skrum dum dum da dum! That should be long enough, let me bring it back to reality. Temu has a lot of stuff, but there's definitely a cost.

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