Brian’s convinced Pete won’t survive long enough to hit the one-year mark—so naturally, the boys start party-planning just in case. Between debating their “10-year festivities,” mangling some math that’d make a calculator cry, and inevitably spiraling into a Katy Perry tangent (again), this one’s pure B.P. chaos.

The lads also dream up their ultimate B.P. Tuesdays guest lineup—equal parts genius and unhinged—before flexing about the famous people they “kinda sorta maybe” know. Toss in Macklemore thrift vibes and a sprinkle of Swift magic, and you’ve got yourself a perfectly unlicensed masterpiece.