Brian’s back in Placentia PB and things are getting mysterious. Russ clocks in for his first day on the force, but between the dark streets, dice rolls, and weird Placentia energy, let’s just say HR wasn’t ready for this orientation. Meanwhile, Peter’s out here giving off full “Pete Dobrik” vibes—complete with emotional damage and questionable Christmas spirit.

We’re blind ranking Christmas songs, arguing about the Leafs (again), and wondering if Toronto’s got a pulse or just a buttered-up heart courtesy of Coach Brian. There’s a Song of the Week to soothe the chaos, a lyric to stump the brains, and only seven episodes to go before the big one-year bash. Ho-ho-holy chaos, boys—it’s a Placentia Christmas miracle.