Water bends on Earth. Elephant seals on tariffed island! Air traffic controller arrested! Reddit bros blame themselves when she's wrong!

The Hake Report, Thursday, April 3, 2025 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00 ) Start

* (0:03:10 ) Ball Earth

* (0:04:53 ) Hey, guys!

* (0:06:53 ) JAMES, CT, 1st: Nick? Ye. Charlemagne.

* (0:20:35 ) News… Elephant Seals

* (0:25:49 ) 3K killed … Richter scale

* (0:32:34 ) RIP Azzmador

* (0:33:22 ) Heather McDonald fell

* (0:37:15 ) Robert, KS… FE baiting

* (0:51:30 ) Coffees…

* (0:54:03 ) Reagan air traffic controller arrested

* (0:59:28 ) Ladies at the Skimm: Liberation Day

* (1:02:24 ) Sickness propaganda

* (1:11:36 ) The ladies are scared

* (1:20:22 ) Reddit bros blaming themselves

* (1:27:16 ) She divorced him over glass by the sink

* (1:34:29 ) Plus sized past

* (1:40:27 ) Harry Sisson, chad betrayed by friends

* (1:45:35 ) TERRI, OR: fat exes, having a type

* (1:54:04 ) Bright Lights - "Without Your Love" - 2014, Summer Fire

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