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Does Trump Think That All Sharks Are Catholic?

Does Trump Think That All Sharks Are Catholic?

Update: 2024-09-30

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Or is it just Hannibal Lecter?

Or just the ones in Springfield, Ohio?

For some bizarre, candidacy-ending reason, Trump is frightened mostly by visitors from Catholic countries.

Is it the germs? Is it the geese?

Music in today's episode:

"⁠Dominique⁠" — Debbie Reynolds in The Singing Nun

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Does Trump Think That All Sharks Are Catholic?

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