Grab your popcorn, because we’re talking about Donald Trump, hush money, and the delightful drama of an Amazon tribe discovering the internet. Let's dive right in!

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First up, Donald Trump. Yes, folks, he's in the news again – surprise, surprise! This time, he's been found guilty on all 34 charges in his hush money trial. That’s right, 34 counts! I haven’t seen numbers like that since I tried to count how many times I’ve lost my keys this month. But seriously, Trump’s been nailed for falsifying business records to cover up a $130,000 hush money payment to none other than Stormy Daniels. If you’re thinking this sounds like a plot straight out of a soap opera, you’re not far off.

So, what does Trump have to say about this? Well, he used the verdict announcement as an impromptu campaign speech. Classic move. According to him, the trial is just another sign that America is going down the drain. He blamed the Biden administration, of course, because why not? I mean, who else are you going to blame when you're caught with your hand in the cookie jar, right?

Despite his defiant stance throughout the trial, Trump looked, how shall we say, defeated? Picture a balloon animal slowly deflating – that’s the vibe. And he’ll be back in court for sentencing in July. He could face up to four years in prison, but let’s be real, he’s probably looking at probation. Either way, this is history in the making – the first U.S. president to be tried and convicted on criminal charges. Let that sink in.

Now, let’s switch gears to something equally bizarre but in a completely different way. Elon Musk, our favorite space cowboy, decided to bring the internet to a remote Amazon tribe, the Marubo. Sounds like a great idea, right? Well, nine months later, it turns out the internet isn’t all educational YouTube videos and cute cat memes. The young men of the tribe have developed a… how do I put this delicately? A porn addiction. Yeah, you heard that right.

The tribe's elders initially celebrated Starlink's arrival like it was the second coming of Wi-Fi Jesus. But now, things have taken a turn. The young men are sharing explicit videos in group chats and, according to one tribesman, Alfredo Marubo, are starting to mimic the graphic content they’re seeing. Talk about monkey see, monkey do.

And it’s not just porn that’s causing chaos. The kids are getting hooked on violent shooter games, chatting with strangers online, and basically adopting what another tribesman, Tsainama Marubo, calls "the ways of the white people." The elders are worried that the young men are becoming lazy and distracted. I guess the saying is true – with great power (of the internet) comes great responsibility… and a hefty side of chaos.

Despite the unforeseen consequences, the internet has been a game-changer for the Marubo tribe in some positive ways. It’s connected them with family, provided educational resources, and helped in emergencies. So, it’s not all doom and gloom, but they’re definitely caught between a byte and a dream as they navigate this new online jungle.

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