Wil Wheaton’s Law is a simple one:

“Don’t be a dick.”

And that law is a good one.

Nobody should be a dick.

But it’s actually a misquote.

Just like “a pope” actually meant “A. Pope” in The Da Vinci Code, meaning Alexander Pope, Wil Wheaton actually meant that people should not be “A. Dick.”

Meaning, of course, comedian Andy Dick.

The drug-addicted, narcissistic, teenager-stalking-and-molesting, accessory-to-Phil-Hartman’s-murder Andy Dick.

In the world of comedy, it’s hard to find a bigger dick than Andy Dick.

Although, after all the times he’s exposed himself, we know his dick is actually a tiny one.