The perfect trees, the perfect flowers.

The perfect path, the perfect grass.

Everything in the park was perfect.

Even the litter people tossed out was perfect.

But, this being Texas, you know they’ve gotta stick a pink flamingo out on an anotherwise prize-winning yard.

In this park, it’s the statue smack dab in the middle.

So ugly, birds won’t crap on it.

The townspeople started rumors that the statue was of a Confederate general so the Black Lives Matter people would tear it down.

But some prankster said it was Martin Luther King, so the damn thing is still there.