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EP 584: Dick Soap and Dwarf Tossing

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  Brian’s exact showering process, down to how soap travels from groin to foot

  
  


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  The ongoing saga of Patreon transition and pleas for support

  
  


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  Celebrities who left us this week, including fake news about Theo Huxtable

  
  


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  Golf photoshops and corporate grooming shame

  
  


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  Buff Bagwell’s leg amputation and continued wrestling dreams

  
  


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  Lamine Yamal’s birthday bash dwarf controversy

  
  


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  Gwyneth’s scandalous confession about Ben Affleck

  
  


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  Astronomer CEO gets busted cheating at a Coldplay show

  
  


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  Listener voicemails (or the lack thereof)

  
  


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  And a heartfelt farewell to the Steve Miller Band’s summer tour

  
  

Patreon Bonus Segment:
Stick around for the Patreon-only bonus show where the guys go even deeper on the astronomer Coldplay affair, romantic disasters, and a real-world teabag scandal. Also, hear Ed’s recap of a Wu-Tang concert and why Young Dirty Bastard might be onto something.

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Segments & Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro / Patreon reminders
04:30 - Shower routines unravel (and get uncomfortable)
38:00 - Obituary round-up: From Theo to the oldest marathoner
1:02:00 - Sports: Buff Bagwell, golf Photoshop drama, dwarf tossing
1:22:00 - Voicemail drought & J-Stew Twitter updates
1:35:00 - Patreon-Only Show begins:
• Coldplay affair fallout
• Teabagging confessions
• Wu-Tang concert recap
• MRI chain mishap
• Steve Miller Band says goodbye?

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