This Week on the Show:

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  🐾 The Great Air Bud Lie: Did he actually dunk? Spoiler: No.

  
  


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  🎬 Ed Explains a Movie: Ed gives a play-by-play recap of Air Bud, complete with dog courtrooms, clown breakdowns, inexplicable basketball tryouts, and a subplot involving a clown dying of AIDS (??).

  
  


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  💩 Brian’s Colonoscopy Countdown: Brian bravely preps for his colonoscopy on-air while debating whether it’s safe to drink the laxative during the episode.

  
  


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  🎺 Trombone Trauma: Why being forced into band instead of basketball is child abuse.

  
  


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  🐶 Pet Hygiene Crimes: Giving a dog a bubble bath and then brushing its teeth with your mom’s toothbrush.

  
  


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  🧼 Mr. Noodle's Dark Arc: From Elmo's World to murderous birthday clown with a vendetta.

  
  


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  🏀 Basketball Realism Breakdown: Why middle school hoops has never, ever worked like this—coach firings, dog mascots scoring points, and the dreaded invisible ball practice.

  
  


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  🧒 Movie Tropes Ripped Apart: Dead test pilot dads, janitors who used to be Knicks players, and the magical law of “let the dog choose.”

  
  


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  🎖️ Lakers Talk: The Dodgers’ billionaire ownership takes over the Lakers, and Brian is ready to declare the LeBron era over.

  
  


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  🧢 Fashion Disasters: Eric Christmas and 1990s clownwear.

  
  


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  📺 Mandela Effect: Why you swear you saw Air Bud dunk, and why it never happened.

  
  

📌 Highlights & Callbacks:

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  “He dunked on the poster. I saw him dunk.”

  
  


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  “Golden Retrievers shed like a son of a bitch.”

  
  


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  “There’s no rule a dog can’t play basketball—but there’s no rule against bayoneting someone either.”

  
  


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  “The Lakers are back—Rob Pelinka and his leather jacket are not.”

  
  


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  “He scored two points. The whole movie. And they made a franchise.”

  
  

🎧 Listen If You Like:

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  R-rated MST3K for 90s kids movies

  
  


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  Comedy meets sports nostalgia

  
  


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  A grown man's colonoscopy journey

  
  


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  Dogs, clowns, and basketball (in that order)

  
  


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  Shitting jokes and solid satire

  
  

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