Mail carrier for USPS shot in the face by Amazon delivery driver. Emergency naked bike ride protest organized in Portland.

Floridaman tried to post bail using an alligator he claims is also a lawyer. Floridaman kills and eats his own pet peacocks to spite a neighbor.

Teen shot after being mistaken for a squirrel by hunting buddy. Woman gives birth, then wins Mortal Kombat tourney while holding newborn.

Women's chests will be checked for illegal breast implants in North Korea. Dog owner kidnaps the man that ran over his dog, robs him.

Passengers eat their passports mid-flight. High School teacher fed a live kitten to the classroom snake.

Florida woman assaults man with a can of silly string. Floridaman caught with human skull and bones at Tampa airport.

Vicious squirrel attacks and hospitalizes town residents. Graveyard coffee truck banned from serving a hospital because of their "offensive" name.

Italian tourist city will tax all visiting dogs. Aspen will make improvement to their Glory Hole Park.

DoorDash driver alerts police of hostage situation after delivering kidnapping items. Teacher arrested for using fart spray on campus.

Jesus Take the Wheel songwriter dies in plane crash. The Rapture is tomorrow but do NOT sell your house.

Floridaman shots roommate for not bringing drugs to the football party. Floridaman in scuba diving outfit robs a restaurant, swims away.

Psycho tunnels into his upstairs neighbor's apartment after disagreements. Drug dog visits school, drug dog sniffs teacher, drug dog finds drugs.

Man urinates on customers during movie screening of Demon Slayer. Court rules that digital avatars have feelings and can be compensated.

Cheating scandal rocks world rock skimming championships. Airline bans flight crew members from drinking coffee.

Emotional support alligator no longer allowed in Walmart. Fed up nuns escaped their crappy retirement facility.

Floridaman was refused a foot smell, hits woman with his car. Florida woman squeezed her brother's privates and choked her mom over a Playstation..

College kids skinned a dead bear in their dormitory. Cruise ship passenger jumps overboard to avoid his gambling debts.

Doctor amputated his own legs for the excitement. Kentucky man stabbed his brother in the genitals and we don't know why.

Teen girls being used as hitwomen in organized crime wars. Elderly woman tricked by romance scammer pretending to be astronaut.

Floridaman with no arms stabs a tourist. Floridaman calls 911 to report cocaine in his butt.